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Maria Fowler for Loaded of the Day

I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free. So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits. So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do. Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.

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Maria Fowler for Loaded of the Day

Helen Flanagan’s Big Tits at the FHM 100 Party of the Day

FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV… In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously. TO SEE ALL THE TRASHY BRITISH BITCHES AT THE EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jesinta Campbell is Hot for Menstyle of the Day

Jesinta Campbell is some Australia Celebrity Apprentice contestant and as someone who likes Australia, at least according to the girls from Australia I follow on instagram, because they are babes in bikinis, I figure I should post her life changing pics of her posing in her underwear for some Menstyle magazine, because girls in lingerie are the only reason men would ever really want style, otherwise, you’d all dress like me, in soiled sweat pants, stained shirts, smelling like shit, cuz I’ve given up, and thrown in the fucking towel, suckin’ at life in the best way possible, all while staring anything that has a vagina….like this Jesinta, what kind of name is Jesinta, but I guess that doesn’t matter when I’m staring at her in lingerie.

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Francesca Eastwood Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is on the rise, and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies and no one cares who she is. So next thing you know, she’s landed some top PR person, maybe even a couple of acting gigs, but most importantly some paparazzi coverage, in what is one of the worst staged bikini pics I’ve seen in a long time. Usually, the girls in the staged paparazzi bikini pics are trying to make it look like they are natural and going about their lives being shot, the fact that she’s posing for the shit, kinda makes it obvious that this is all to get people like me to talk about her hard nipples and tight body like she matters. You know to make her a sex symbol that will lead to more work thanks to her dad’s power in the industry, even if she’s got no ability to act, at least not according to her staged bikini pics, when really I’d much rather see her riding my face, but these pics are pretty hysterical….

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Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it…. But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it…. If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Game-of-Thrones-Sex-Scene.flv

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Claudia Romani’s Bikini for the Paparazzi Overload of the Day

A lot of people don’t know this about me, including Claudia Romani, but Claudia Romani is my girlfriend. I know I keep the identity of the girls I make sweet love to secret, but I figure, if I’m posting pics of her that the paparazzi take, you have a right to know that we are in love, sure it’s only on twitter, and it might be a dude she pays to run her social networking, and it may only be one sided and hasn’t got to nudity, grinding, or sex tapes yet, but that’s ok…I like to take my time with my low level internet fantasies, to let the blossom into a magical thing…. Twitter, or all social media is the gateway to pregnancy scares, abortions, and breaking up marriages. It’s the new picking up at a bar, or a back alley….. What a lot of you may not know is who Claudia Romani is…well either do I…I figure let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, cuz that’s how romance work. I just know paparazzi follow her, she’s got a great ass, and all the blogs talk about her like she matters, so she may matter, but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me….even if she doesn’t know it yet. I’ve already got her fully clothed sexting me from the gym, next step, spread ass. It will happen and I won’t involve any of you in it. TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hot as Fuck Bikini Video of the Day

I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous…. I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity. Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.

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N.J. Girls Murder Video: 12-Year-Olds Suspended For Online "Hit List"

Two 12-year-old girls in New Jersey are in a world of trouble over a “murder video” they posted online this month which appears to be a “hit list” of sorts. N.J. Girls Murder Video In the video, the two youngsters threaten to murder fellow students. Only one is seen directly on camera, but both are heard discussing their “plot.” They are also heard making a list of classmates , teachers, and administrators that they would like to kill, and going into some decent detail on how. “Wouldn’t you guys think I’d be the best assassin ever?” one says. “Stab him continuously in this area,” the other later interjects. The video runs for more than 20 minutes, and the girls laugh quite often discussing how they are going to murder others … who didn’t find it as funny. The parents of all the children named in the video are taking the “murder video” extremely seriously, and say it is causing lots of problems at home. “My daughter had called me crying hysterically around 11:30, telling me ‘Mommy, this girl just told me that she’s gonna kill me,” one parent told WCBS. The video has since been taken off of YouTube. School officials did not consider the threats serious until parents stepped forward. The two girls have been suspended and receiving a medical evaluation.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day

If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks. So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you? Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple… (2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)

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Compare And Contrast Justin Bieber And Britney Spears’ Pop Star …

Compare Justin Bieber and Britney Spears' most embarrassing career moments with MTV's Meltdown Index. See the original post here: Compare And Contrast Justin Bieber And Britney Spears' Pop Star …

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