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These Miley Cyrus pics came out yesterday and I haven’t stopped looking at. That’s a lie, I haven’t looked at them at all because I don’t actual care, because I like girls who look like hookers, in fact I like hookers and I know for a fact that she doesn’t look like a hooker or a street walker at all, I mean maybe one in a movie, but not real deal ladies of the night I see, more often than I probably should. They just don’t look anything like this. But I do appreciate her recently single efforts to walk around in heels, short shorts and no bra, even if all the girls dress like this and it is nothing to really celebrate. You see cuz every time you leave your house it is a sexual experience…but I guess Miley is inspiring the youth with her naughty brat who wants male attention behavior and that Works for me, unfortunately, 20 dollars won’t make her actually work for me, if you know what I mean. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
What the hell ?!?! Woman Who Assaulted Girls Claims To Have Gay Man Inside Of Her A Buford woman is facing two counts of sexual assault against a child after allegedly climbing into bed with two young girls and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. Via Buford Patch reports: Gwinnett County Police were called to a Buford home on April 21 after the mother of the two girls learned of the incident. According to the police report, the woman, identified as Jessica Head, 25, had been to a nightclub with the adult brother of the two girls. The brother said both he and Head had consumed alcohol and returned home around 3:30 a.m. The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, “all slept in the same bed.” At some point during the night, one of the girls, described in the police report as a “very articulate and intelligent” 10-year-old, awoke to find Head on top of her. According to the child, “Head removed the blanket that was covering her, climbed on top of her (making it difficult for her to leave) and then began a back and forth motion on top of her.” The girl, according to the police, said she thought Head was “trying to have sex with her” given the movement. The girl added that Head reached her hand down and grabbed her outer thigh. She told police she was able to free herself after attempts to wake her brother and sister were futile. Head then reportedly moved on top of the girl’s 12-year-old sister and “began the same motion consistent with sexual intercourse.” “About that time … the girls’ brother woke up. He said when he awoke, he saw Head on top of [the sister]. He said that words were exchanged briefly and he instructed Head to get off his sister,” the officer wrote in the report. “She ultimately did and went into the living room.” Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother “expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him.” The mother, who had heard one of the girls scream, reportedly entered the room as Head was getting up from the bed. The mother took the girls into her room and, after realizing what had transpired, called police. In the report, the officer described Head as “uncooperative and belligerent” throughout most of the encounter. When asked what had happened, Head reportedly replied, “I didn’t rape no kids!” “I thought the response was odd considering I asked a very general question and had not informed her of any of the statements from the victims,” the officer wrote. Head explained she had gone to sleep on the couch and had done nothing else. According to the report, she later admitted having been in the room with the girls, but was just trying to sleep. At one point during the conversation with the officer, Head reportedly said “I’m a d*ke” and then, according to the report, added “I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.” “Head never gave a coherent statement during my encounter with her,” the officer noted. The officer further wrote, “I believed the actions alleged were committed by Head to the children in an attempt to arouse herself.” Based on the witness and victim statements, Head was placed under arrest. She was later booked into the jail on two counts of child molestation and, as of April 22, remained jailed. Bond is set at $11,400. This might go down as one of the dumbest excuse a criminal has EVER made. How does this even make sense? It just doesn’t!
You may have read Rebecca Martinson’s batshit letter to her Delta Gamma sorority sisters at the University of Maryland, but you haven’t experienced the full mind-blowing vitriol of this remarkable document until General Zod performs it for you. This exclusive Funny or Die clip of Man of Steel star Michael Shannon , who plays Superman’s Kryptonian rival , has just surpassed “Bat Fight” to become my favorite FOD video thanks to Shannon’s impeccable comic timing and delivery. If you aren’t familiar with Martinson’s work, check out the back story on Gawker or The Frisky . You can also read the letter in its entirety below before checking out the video, but do check out the video, if only to hear the actor say, “News flash, you stupid fucking cocks!” Shannon gives us a performance that’s a mix of his acidic portrayal of sardonic music-business legend Kim Fowley in The Runaways and the “I WILL FIND HIM!” rage of Zod in the Man of Steel trailer. Are you not entertained? Michael Shannon’s Greek Freak-Out Here’s the Martinson email in its entirety: If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you. “But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU. “Ohhh Julia, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S EVENT. I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. [ Funny or Die , Gawker , The Frisky ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
My name is Helena, I’m 17 and this is my Bieber experience. Justin always taught me to never say never and believe. Even though I never had the chance to meet him, I never gave up and I moved on. The fact that I live in Germany is even worse. Justin rarely visits Germany but my belieber friends and I were so happy when we found out Justin would have SIX Believe Tour concerts here – and I found hope again. Then one day I saw a competition for a pre-show party in Hamburg at the Adidas NEO Label store. I read you could have a live chat with Justin himself and I joined the competition. A few days later I got a mail: “Congrats! You’ve won!” My best friend and I literally freaked out. I was finally able to talk to my idol, I thought. When the final day came I went to Hamburg by train with not even a cent in my pocket. The train was late, like almost always but I arrived in Hamburg safely. It was my first time in Hamburg and I moved through the big streets of the city and looked for my friend, who stood in front of Justin’s hotel. After almost an hour of searching for the Adidas store, we finally found it and queued up, talking with the other beliebers. It was rumoured that Justin himself would come there but I didn’t really believe it. Inside we got something to eat and drink (for free), we could make signs and so on. There was a DJ playing some music too. After a while DJ Tay James got on stage and played more music and raffled some stuff off. I was slowly giving up hope as the time went on because there was not even a live chat! My friend and I got pretty disappointed. I didn’t realize the girls around me were screaming when all of the sudden, Justin Bieber showed up on stage with a microphone. He said something and then, “I will take a picture with all of you guys.” I didn’t really understand any of those words or even that my freaking idol was in front of me. I heard the weeping and screaming of girls. A staff member told us to not hug or kiss Justin and to put away cameras and phones, or we wouldn’t get a picture. No one risked anything and did what she said. A girl who I got to know there fainted and wasn’t able to get a picture with him. I really felt and still feel bad for her. We decently queued up to get our picture with Justin. I looked for my best friend but I didn’t find her. While searching her, I spotted Fredo. I ran to him, tapped on his shoulder as someone pulled me away. I got his arms around him and said, “I love you” and he smiled at me. He smelled like after shave. Soon after, I found my friend. The queue got shorter until we stood next to Kenny and I told him I loved him. He just looked at me with his bright and cute smile. Then someone gently pushed us in Justin’s direction. Justin looked right in my eyes and smiled at me. I got on his right side and just felt my arm moving towards his stomach. I felt his stone hard abs under my fingers. When the picture was taken I looked at him again and said, “I love you” and he replied with “I love you too” and then winked at me! I swear this wink was the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. After that I fangirled with the others and still couldn’t believe anything. We then got a bag with a poster, a pen, an empty book and a 10€ coupon for Adidas NEO stuff. This day – I know – I would never ever forget. It was just the best day in my whole life. DREAM DO COME TRUE. -@ lena_beebs Here’s a video from that day View original post here: My name is Helena, I’m 17 and this is my Bieber experience….
Our names are Theodora, Maria, Katerina, and Constantina. We are four 16-year-old beliebers and we never had the chance to see Justin before because he’s never been to Greece! This year our parents let us fly to PARIS to see him in concert for the first time. We were so happy that we were going to see our idol LIVE after years of waiting. On March 19th we were arrived in Paris. We woke up at 2 a.m. to leave the hotel and get to the arena early. We had floor seats but they were first-come first-serve. We put on our homemade ‘Believe’ outfits and left. Arriving there, we saw a huge line of beliebers already waiting. We were holding a sign we made that said, “We are here from Greece” and our Twitter usernames on the back and held a Greek flag the whole time. Some beliebers recognized us from that which was really nice and funny because someone said, “Are you guys the 4 besties that came from Greece? I’ve seen it trending on Twitter!” The day was passing really slow and once it hit 3 p.m., it started raining. We were all moving fast around the arena and lost each other. At some random moment, I, Theodora, kept hearing my name being screamed so I turned around to see the girls out of the line and screaming my name. Constantina’s face was the most excited I had ever seen it. She looked at me and started screaming: “KENNY IS GIVING US 4 MEET AND GREETS!” I was like “What are you talking about!?” “Kenny DM’d you, he’s going to give us meet and greets to meet Justin!” At that moment I ran to them and saw Maria talking on the phone crying. She said that Fay (@FayBeliebe) called her and said that Kenny DM’d asking for my last name. She gave me the phone and I talked to Fay. She said I should calm down but it was impossible. French beliebers were asking me to tell them what happened and when I did, the whole line started clapping and screaming! Everyone was so happy for us and it was so amazing. It was already 4:15 p.m. so we started looking for the box office. Every single person was showing us a different direction, we were running like crazy and couldn’t find it. At 5 p.m., we were outside Gate 35 and my dad saw the sign that M&G. Finally at 6 p.m. they opened the door. After a lot of confusion, the lady put the wristband on my hand. The man let the girls get in too and we were crying, and hugging each other like crazy people. Everyone clapped for us saying, “Awww” and held our sign up. When we got in the M&G line, it had like 200 bodyguards who wouldn’t believe we had real M&Gs. I started freaking out. I said, “Call the box-office, Kenny sent them to us.” They stayed with us until the final door before the M&G line and then a security man was like, “Your tickets aren’t for M&G.” I was about to scream but then randomly Kenny walked out of a door. Keeping calm I said, “Kenny! Hi, we are the 4 Greeks beliebers from Twitter. Thank you so much!” He said, “It’s ok, no problem!” The man looked at Kenny saying, “Are they with you?” Kenny said, “Yeah, I sent them the package, did you guys get it?” looking at us. We ran up to him and he hugged us all together smiling. We said thanks for the last time and we ran in the line. They didn’t let us bring our Greek flag in the M&G because they said it was forbidden. When we got in the final room for the M&Gs, Dan Kanter was there right next to us! We said, “We are here from Greece!” Dan was like, “What? Wow, that’s amazing!” He was really nice, but he had to get ready for the show, so he left. The lady grabbed me, and Constantina saying it was time. She opened the black curtain and we walked in. We saw Justin in front of us, he looked so unreal. He is so skinny, so handsome, and smelled so good. He looked at us and we said “Hi.” He smiled saying “Aye!” We stood next to him and at the last second, the lady put 4 more people in! Maria, Katerina and 2 others. Maria went in front of him, said “Hi” and he looked into her eyes smiling. Then she stood next to Constantina, Justin hugged them from the waist! I looked at Justin and said, “Can we kiss you?” He turned around and looked into my eyes saying “I’m sick. We don’t do kisses when I’m sick, I don’t want to get you sick too!” I said, “Aw its okay!” Then he hugged me and we all looked at the camera smiling. We couldn’t believe what was happening. When we had to leave I said, “We are here from Greece!” and Justin said, “Aww thank you sweetie!” I was about to die. Justin-freaking-Bieber just called me sweetie! When we were about to leave, Constantina kissed his neck and I kissed his cheek! He was sick, so what? It was our only chance! Maria and Katerina touched his hand! We said bye and left keeping calm, but once we walked outside, we started screaming, crying, hugging each other while running around the M&G line! We couldn’t believe it! The security cut off the girl’s wristbands but he didn’t even notice mine so I still have it. The concert was amazing. Cody was so hot, Carly was so cute. Justin surprised us coming on stage shirtless while Cody was singing. When we left the show, many beliebers recognized us saying we were so lucky that #JustinMeet4GreeksInParis ended up happening. Really, it was the most amazing night of our lives, you have to expect the unexpected! Never say never, and of course, believe! Anything can happen and we just realized it some weeks ago in Paris! We cannot thank our friends enough for helping us trend everyday. We cannot forget to thank our babyboo for making our dreams come true, for giving us 4 meet and greets and making it happen for us. It ultimately made our journey totally worth it! Nothing would’ve happened without Kenny Hamilton! We are so happy everyone was so supportive to us, so happy we had the chance to make our dream come true. Thank you. -Theodora (@DaKidrauhlCrew), Maria (@iGoWildForBiebs), Katerina (@iJBiebsGirl), Constantina (@BeingABelieber_) Read the rest here: Our names are Theodora, Maria, Katerina, and Constantina. We are…
Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead… Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties. If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero. Here she is for page 3.
The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella. Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls. I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to…. Here are a few other pics from her instagram…
One of my favorite things in life is when a fit girl wears leggings. Nothing turns me on more. However, the cardinal rule is to either wear a thong or go commando underneath. Well, someone forgot to tell Katy Perry about this because it looks like she’s sporting some granny panties, or possibly Spanks to hold all that post John Mayer break-up weight. Anyway, hopefully other girls can learn from Katy’s fashion faux pas and avoid having an embarrassing moment.
“Girls Love Beyonce” is the latest, beat-laden song from Drake, and it pays homage to Bey’s famous girl group by borrowing the hook from “Say My Name.” Drake – Girls Love Beyonce The first lyrics to the song, which Drake dropped late Monday night: “I know girls love Beyonce. Girls love to f–k with your conscience.” Pretty much sums up women right there, are we right guys? “These days it’s hard to meet women / Feel like my love life is finished,” Drake continues. “I’ve been avoiding commitment / That’s why I’m in this position.” The song doesn’t actually mention Beyonce much, though that last line could very well be a subtle message to Rihanna right there. Okay, we’re reaching.