I don’t know who Klara Klassman is…but I’d like…because she’s perfect..and totally exciting, fresh and new in a grimy as fuck, just wants to be a model, and is doing a good enough job to get me to notice, kind of way…. It is one of life’s great tragedies that I have only heard about her today I feel like all those years of jerking off to other girls was me cheating on her…. Maybe I am just being too romantic, I always get like this on Valentine’s Day….
I am all about any music video with naked chicks in it….whether they are hot, gutter, or fat…..or strippers…or models…or actors…or just girls in a club…and whether the song is good, bad, or whatever, I will watch the shit…over and over again…like this was the 90s and this was the Spice Girls first video, where Mel B was all hard nippled the entire time in her green tank top….those were the days….masturbating to MTV…. Either way, this The Weeknd character is getting pretty huge, he’s from Canada, his manager once touched me inappropriately, and the girls in his video are fucking winners across the board…I couldn’t have cast this shit any better….
Kate Upton made it official by unveiling her new cover at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch Party, and she wasn’t the only SI model there showing off her work. Still, I don’t get why they had these girls hold up their pictures on the red carpet like some 10-year-old posing with their A+ math test. Why not get them back in their bikinis to recreate the proud moment instead? Now that would be a real party. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
The Grammy Awards may have gotten all the press this weekend, but it was premium cable skin that really hit a high note! Shameless had four scintillating nude scenes, two from Shanola Hampton trying to get knocked up, one from Emma Greenwel l riding her guy in bed, and one from nudecomer Galadriel Stineman who flashed her funbags as a camp counselor. That’ll light up your campfire log! Californication had the petite peaks of Alison McAtee on top of David Duchovny , plus the hefty hoots of Alissa Dean as her skinful assistant. Lena Duham broke nude ground on Girls this week by spending nearly an entire episode naked, and Spartacus continued to deliver the ro-mams and merkins with almost full frontal from Gwendoline Taylor and terrific T&A from Ellen Hollman . Finally, Banshee is five episodes into its first season and hasn’t missed a beat off yet when it comes to showing skin. This week the spectacular set on Lili Simmons was showcased once more. Whew! See pics after the jump!
Selena Gomez has been showing off her legs lately and I’m becoming a big fan of them. I love knee high socks and this is the second time in a week that Selena has worn them. I hope this look catches on again because where I come from only the girls that work the street corners wear them. Actually, let’s hope it doesn’t. There will be too much confusion and I don’t need to get slapped in the face by asking some random girl how much.
What a fawking dirtybag Maryland Man Sentenced To 15 Years For Pimping Teenage Girls Via NYDailyNews A Maryland man was sentenced Friday to more than 15 years in prison for prostituting a 15-year-old runaway as often as 25 times a day. Julio Cesar Revolorio Ramos, 29, of Adelphi, Md., pleaded guilty to twice using the girl among a rotating roster of street walkers he marketed to day laborers, prosecutors said. Revolorio Ramos slored the teen runaway in 2009 and 2010, when she was 15 and 16 years old, respectively, according to prosecutors. He told the girl to charge $30 for 15 minutes of sex. He paid the girl $1,200 for a week’s work. Revolorio Ramos paid part of his proceeds to the MS-13 street gang, whose members have been prosecuted for sex trafficking in recent years. The sentence of 15 years and eight months was in line with that sought by federal prosecutors in Alexandria. The defense attorney asked for a 10-year term. U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia Neil MacBride, whose office prosecuted the case and has made a priority of trafficking cases, said Revolorio Ramos was a “member of a multi-state conspiracy that pimped out hundreds of women and girls for profit. … (He) exploited a vulnerable 15-year-old girl and then discarded her when she was no longer needed.” Nothin’ a little prison justice can’t fix. Image via AP
I never thought that I would have a Bieber Experience of my very own. But it finally happened and it was a dream come true. It was 1/11/13 when I found out that I had won the BieberFever contest. I started to get ad emails constantly that day and every time there was a buzz on my phone, my heart would jump and skip a beat. One buzz after another then suddenly I started to give up. BAM it buzzed again and I got annoyed cause I thought it was another basic ad. When I clicked on it, it said ‘BIEBER FEVER! CONGRATULATIONS!’ I threw my phone on my desk while I was in class and everyone just looked at me. Then I bursted out crying and said, “I’m meeting Justin Bieber tomorrow.” Everyone thought I was crazy but then when they saw I was crying they were so happy for me. My teacher let me out 5 minutes early to tell my best friend and I was crying still. After I called my dad because before I made a deal with him saying if I won, he would take me down to San Antonio to meet Justin. San Antonio is 5 hours away from where I live. When I got in the car, I cried to my dad even harder because it was unreal to me. I thought I was dreaming. Then we went to pick up my friend so she could go with us. The next morning we drove down to San Antonio, the day of the concert. When we got there it was 2 p.m. so we went to find a hotel. We finally arrived at the arena but there was one big problem, my friend and I didn’t have tickets for the concert because I didn’t think I would even win the contest. We decided to test our luck, went to the box office and asked them for available tickets. They had 2 for $80 each. I was so stunned and we got the tickets along with our meet and greet wristbands. We then went in line and walked into an elevator underground. Lisa told us we have to be in a group of 6. When we got off the elevator, immediately I saw Kenny I ran up to him and said I loved him and hugged him . Then after that we went to the back of the line where I saw Dan and his cousin and friends. I ran up to Dan and hugged him too. Kenny later came back and people were surrounding him for pictures. When it was finally my turn to take a picture with him, someone pulled him away. Then it was my turn to meet Justin. Suddenly the curtains opened and I saw his face. My entire body started to shake and went into shock. The 4 girls in front of us ran in first so my friend and I walked in. One of the girls pushed another one so she could stand next to Justin and Justin told them to stop. It was mean of them. Right when I got in there, I looked at him and my body was in shock. I said, “Hi Justin” and then he was about to hug me but then the security guard stopped him. I was so upset. Then we took the picture. (I was on the bottom in the white shirt.) As I stepped out of the curtain, I turned around and walked out the door crying my eyes out. It was the best day of my life. I could not believe I met my idol. The person I’ve been waiting to meet for forever. Without the BieberFever contest, meeting Justin was impossible for me. I wouldn’t be able to afford it. I was so blessed and thankful for my dad for taking me too. Please don’t ever give up if you’re reading this. Dreams DO COME TRUE. Ignore what the haters say. Through all the bullying and the high hopes being given up on. I can finally say my dreams came true and it was reality. Keep believing and please don’t ever give up. I promise it will happen for you one day. Justin saved my life and gave me hope now I have the biggest smile on my face because on 1/12/13 my dreams came true. -astonishbieber (Linda) Excerpt from: I never thought that I would have a Bieber Experience of my very…
Lindsay Lohan showed up to an amfAR event at Fashion Week last night dressed to the nines and … well … her lips aren’t small. This can’t be normal, can it? While Lohan didn’t show up in totally ridiculous fashion, at least by her exalted standards of couture, it’s hard to take her very seriously in that hood. Or when you look at the rest of the Mean Girls cast then and now . The 26-going-on-45-year-old reportedly showed up at the shindig with Saudi film producer Mohammed Al Turki, who was executive producer on Arbitrage . No word if he’s one of her high-priced escort clients.
Did you have a good Superbowl weekend? We sure did, thanks to a spate of superboobs on premium cable! So don’t worry if you were too busy buying beer and wings to check out the boob tube, because we’ve got all the tight ends from Banshee , Spartacus , and Girls to really make you fumble with your balls! See pics after the jump!
Between Kelly Brook and now Lucy Pinder , it’s a busty British invasion on Hollywood Tuna today. And if they keep this up, pretty soon we’ll all be driving on the wrong side of the road and reading newspapers with pictures of topless Page 3 Girls in them. Actually, you know what, that doesn’t sound so bad. I, for one, welcome our new chesty overlords. It’s about time. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Lucy Pinder’s Super Busty Lingerie Pictures Lucy Pinder’s Super Sexy Hot Shots Calendar Shoot Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Go A Long Long Way Lucy Pinder Nude In Nuts
