Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america…. So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….
I wonder how I missed this Kate Upton social media pic of her grabbing at South African model, who was also in SI Swimsuit, because she’s got huge tits, Genevieve Morton’s tits….because it hit the internet on Valentine’s Day….maybe I was too busy being romantic for my wife….by trying to fuck other girls….or maybe I just don’t pay attention to pig looking women, even if they have massive tits, because I prefer my women to be lean and lovely, not big and dumpy…..but it happened, here’s the pic…we can all move on now….
Californication delivered more Tinseltown tatas this week when Meghan Falcone answered the door topless, then stayed that way to lounge by the pool. Over on Shameless , Emmy Rossum showed her awesome blossoms while a guy went down on her, and Stephanie Fantauzzi bared butt and left breast while mounting up on the same two-timing man. On Cinemax, Banshee provided nudity for the sixth episode straight with Kay Story topless in bed then some great butt shots while having a cigarette on the balcony, plus the compelling peaks of C.J. Perry while cocaine was snorted off of her bare breasts. Finally, there was no nudity on Girls this week, but we did get a sexy look at Allison Williams in her underwear. See pics after the jump!
After those boring pictures of the Spring Breakers girls at the airport yesterday, this is much more like it. The movie premiered in Paris last night and Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson , and Rachel Korine all brought their A-game. But I’m most impressed by Ashley, for obvious cleavage-tastic reasons. It must be tough to stand out when two of your co-stars are crazy famous and the other’s married to the director. But the move worked, because for today at least, Ashley and her girls are my clear favorite. » view all 34 photos Photos: WENN.com
With that Tierra nonsense finally behind us, The Bachelor is getting serious. Sean Lowe has reached the hometown dates. In other words, high stakes. With four women remaining and only three spots remaining to continue on his “journey” next week, one very special someone had to get the chop. But who? Check out The Bachelor spoilers to learn what happens next week and beyond, then come along for THG’s +/- recap of the hometown date episode … Plus 25 right off the bat for the fact that we finally get to see some real dates, i.e. Sean hanging out with the girls without six other girls waiting around. And no Tierra, in general. Plus 5 . The first hometown date goes to AshLee Frazier, who is definitely the oldest, most mature and most serious of the final four. Does that make her a favorite? Not necessarily. They talk about meeting her family and then they do it. That’s about it. They have a nice time, and everyone gets along very well. No points , though because while he seems perfectly content with AshLee, the fun-loving and passionate side of Sean seems lacking when he’s with her. Similar values and backgrounds? No question. Compatible over the long run? Unclear. Guess it all depends on who else he’s still dating here, right? Enter Catherine Giudici, who’s as fun as you can get. They throw fish at each other at Seattle’s Pike Place Fish Market and laugh their brains out. Plus 70 . Sean and Catherine really click – it’s natural, spirited and maybe even a little romantic – but surprisingly, this was his least successful family meeting. Catherine’s family GRILLED both of them, seemingly unconvinced any of this could be genuine. Minus 50 , because they weren’t even listening. Being protective is one thing, but were they just going overboard? It appears she went on the show as a whim, and is now in it for love. They don’t buy it. He also doesn’t get his theoretical proposal blessing from her mom. Burn! Minus 20 . Catherine has life goals and he doesn’t know where he fits in. Burn again! Minus 20 . She’s still in the running, but this hometown date didn’t do her too many favors. Lindsay Yenter, meanwhile, had a great date. In Fort Leonard Wood, Mo. Sean met her family, including her dad, who’s a 2-star Army General. Plus 40 for his service to our country. Minus 40 for the producers having Lindsay putting Sean Lowe through a fake army boot camp of sorts. The meeting with her mom and dad went as well as one can hope for under these or any circumstances, however. What nice people they are. Her mom adores Sean and loves how he makes her daughter feel, and respects that he doesn’t dole out the “I love you” bomb lightly. Plus 40 . Her dad, despite the Army exterior, even grants Sean permission to maybe, perhaps, ask his daughter to maybe marry him someday. Plus 10 . Minus 30 , though, for Sean asking this so often and awkwardly, especially if he can’t or won’t say “I love you.” What reactions does he think he’ll get? Lindsay is young and not necessarily the “mature beyond her years” sort of young. Just young. Cute, fun, kind and sweet, but still, very young. Is she ready to settle down? Is Catherine? Maybe AshLee is still in the running after all … it all depends what Sean’s looking for out of all this. Oh, Desiree Hartsock. How you managed to shake up this episode. Plus 30 for the drama that played out, even if some of it was scripted. When she brought Sean back to her house, a jilted ex-boyfriend showed up to try to win her back … and totally fooled Sean. He was an actor. Sort of lame by the producers to pull that, but it was fun to watch Sean squirm a little, and the actor even got in his face, so Plus 20 overall. Des’ parents seemed to approve of Sean, though her brother Nate dominated the interviews (that’s what we’ll call it) and not in a good way at all. First, he tells Desiree Sean feels nothing for her, then pulls Sean away to tell him he doesn’t appreciate The Bachelor playing his sister for a fool. Minus 50 because how would he even know that if it were true? A little guarded skepticism is one thing, but this was just way over the top by Nate. Desiree knew it cast a pall over the whole night, and was hurt, frightened and confused by what happened. Would it be too much for Sean to get past? By the time the rose ceremony came around, he convinced that he wanted to keep AshLee and Lindsay. Plus 25 . The final rose? Still up for grabs! Concerns about Desiree’s brother permeated, though. Whatever his issues with Catherine, he sort of knows where he stands there, unlike with Des. Desiree pleaded for forgiveness for her brother’s behavior … which only made things worse for her when Sean ended up giving that last rose to Catherine. Plus 25 , because that was the right choice, even if Desiree was devastated, and Sean clearly wasn’t sure she was wrong. But, hey, life goes on. Celibate Fantasy Suite time next week! So much hugging! Plus 25 ! EPISODE TOTAL: EVEN! SEASON TOTAL: +32! Who do you want to win The Bachelor? AshLee Frazier Catherine Giudici Lindsay Yenter View Poll »
This last week it has been all about Kate Upton and the SI girls. However, each and every event they host or attend they’re all covered up. That is until Genevieve Morton finally taught the girls how it’s done at some event at The Mirage Resort and Casino. I think I have a new favorite SI model. Forget Kate, check out the front meat on Genevieve.
According to a new report, Rupert Sanders isn’t just single, he’s ready to mingle… with Kristen Stewart! Sources tell In Touch Weekly that friends of Robert Pattinson are concerned because the director and Stewart are alone in Los Angles (not counting a few million other residents), while the actor is filming a movie in Australia. “It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Kristen and Rupert got back in touch, and it would be Rupert who reached out ,” an insider tells the tabloids. “He was infatuated with her.” Sanders, of course, was dumped last month by wife Liberty Ross. As for Robsten? They are either about to break up … or get married . Depending on the day of the week and/or the supermarket tabloid you purchase.
Despite being sent packing by Sean Lowe just three DAYS ago, increasingly unstable Tierra LiCausi of The Bachelor fame is apparently engaged already. Yes, her older brother Tyler confirms she’s tying the knot! “Tierra got engaged in January. We’re ecstatic for her. She is so happy!” her big brother said . “They had been together for three years on-and-off.” They had broken up in the summer [before the show].” The controversial and widely disliked 24-year-old won’t reveal the identity of her mystery man, and her brother won’t either, saying that “she asked me not to.” The only detail he can reveal is that he “and his family have a very lucrative business in Las Vegas.” Oh, and you may get to meet him before long. “She’s not sure if she’s going on the Women Tell All … if she does, ABC wants him to appear with her. They’ll reveal his identity there. She’s still deciding.” So obviously she’ll be there to soak up all the attention she can. Nice. On the show, Tierra LiCausi stirred up drama with the other women with curt comments and emotional breakdowns, but she claims she’s just misunderstood. “She’s pretty upset about how ABC edited her but she stays off the Internet … they just showed the girls talking about her and none of their conversations,” he said. “She doesn’t read the blogs. Tierra says she kept to herself most of the time and was just there to see what was up with her and Sean, not to make friends.” Ever since being booted by Sean Lowe , LiCausi has been happily planning her wedding with her mystery fiance, although the “date keeps changing.” Congratulations, probably! Back to the show, who do you want to win? The Bachelor spoilers will give you an idea of who does … but in your opinion, who would be best with Sean? Catherine Giudici Desiree Hartsock AshLee Frazier Lindsay Yenter View Poll »
The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it. Here she is for shape…. These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…
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