I don’t know Matt & Kim….because I don’t really stay on top of music…but luckily they produced this awesome music video of a choreographed dance in their underwear in the bed….shot from the top….all artistic, high concept and fun….and more importantly….”Kim”….has an awesome ass while doing it….the song’s alright too….it’s alright….see what I did there? Yeah…I know…I’m a comedic genius cuz I don’t make anyone laugh…that’s how next level I am….which is not as next level as this….. Now everyone….get in your bed and dance….
I know there is no nipple on the covers of French Revue de Mode…and you’d think the whole being French part of it would have ensured that there was nudity…I thought the french were the whole reason for this titties in fashion movement that has taken over the world since the 70s….but all they are giving us is Ashley Smith’s amazing cleavage….along with some other girls I have seen naked, but would prefer to see squirting in my mouth after giving them the Jesus Martinez face fuck…I’m a sexual god like that…I’d get testimonials but these crackwhores I get with are both a bad look and embarrassing to brag about….but more importantly…illiterate. Here are the pics….of some model greatness…
Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics….. Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving fame, hoping a scandal that propels her to the mainstream like she was Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian….because girls these days don’t view porn the same as they once did…..they figure it’s an easy way to get noticed and make moves and one day star on a reality show…. Porn may not have the same stigma and more and more young hot girls may all wanna be porn famous…cuz they wanna compete with the girls the guys they like jerk off to….but I still love watching them perform…so I say thank god for that….and thank god for Miss Teen Delaware not doing their background checks…cuz she was doing porn in June, 3 months after turning 18, and 5 months before being crowned….hilarious…..making me think she’s more a porn chick using beauty pageants to get publicity….and not the other way around….. TO SEE HER PORN CLIP FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two… And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….
New in theaters, Keri Russell stars in Dark Skies but doesn’t get naked. To see Keri sunny side up, check out Eight Days a Week for her wet T-shirt scene and sideboob in bed. Very nude on Blu-ray, the second season of Game of Thrones has Esme Bianco leading a bevy of euro-babes stripping down, and the skinstant classic Live Nude Girls lives up to its title.
Playboy is known for its tasteful nude spreads and oft-mentioned for its “articles”, but now the company may be turning non-nude to enter Apple’s App Store. The mobile marketplace has a strictly enforced policy when it comes to nudity, and Playboy wants in on that action. The Wall Street Journal reports: More after the jump!
I remember skipping my statistics class in the summer in May so that I could buy tickets during the pre-sale to Justin’s Believe Tour. Oppsie.. My sister and I had both had our computers up and ready to buy tickets off Ticketmaster the second they went on sale which, by the way was pretty nerve racking. We got extremely lucky and were able to buy VIP M&G section 1 front row tickets! I was so stoked I couldn’t wait for November. I live in Panama City Beach, FL so we had to drive a little over 9 hours to get to Memphis, TN. We love road trips so we didn’t mind the drive. We got there on Halloween, October 31 st , a day before the concert. We stayed at The Westin which was directly across from the arena so it was walking distance. The next day we woke up and had to start getting ready a little after 1 because we had to be at the arena at 3:45 to pick up our tickets and start the meet and greet. I WAS SOOOO AMPED! After we picked up our tickets, we got in a line and they told us the M&G rules. No signatures, no kisses (unless he kisses you), etc. We waited in line a little over an hour before Justin came behind the curtains. While we were waiting, Alfredo came out (with vampire teeth in) and eventually made it down to where we were standing and I asked him if I can have a picture with him also and he said yes. When I put my arm around him and I asked him if he had fun last night (Halloween – saw the IG picture of them dressed up) and he said yeah. Sweet guy. Soon after that Justin began the meet and greet and it went SO quick. Before I knew it I was in front of the guy who was guarding the curtain. I saw Kenny inside of the curtain to the left. When I walked through the curtain it felt like I had taken only two steps and next thing I knew, I was already right in front of Justin. I said, “Hey, can I have a hug?” and he said, “Of course!” It was a really fast process so there wasn’t time to say much else. We took the photo and walked out. I can’t remember if he/I said bye or anything! I am on the right side of Justin in the M&G photo. After I walked out the curtain I was so hyped up. I felt like I was at a football game and my favorite team had just scored a touchdown. It was legit. One of his crew members said to me, “Give it a 110% tonight,” and I said, “I’m going to give it a 120, 130,” and kept going on while I gave the guy a high five. I couldn’t really shut up at this point. Then, another crew member said go over to the girl in the purple shirt. At first I thought they were trying to get me out of the way because I was standing directly outside the exit side of the curtain but I went up to her and she pulled me aside and asked if she could have my name and number because they might pull me during the show later. I gave it to her and then she asked how old I was and I said 20. She called me so I could have her number to text her where I was sitting. So I did and 20 minutes before Carly went on stage a random number texted me saying he got my number from Lisa and asked me a few general questions and said they were trying to find someone for the OLLG. I didn’t want to get my hopes up because I thought Allison is usually the one that picks and there were so many other girls there so it was like not real life status for me to get that lucky! Long story short, the OLLG song came on and I didn’t get chosen but I thought it was really cool how I got put into consideration and I was happy for the girl who got picked! She looked so excited up there it was so CUTE! During the concert I met a girl named Morgan who was super sweet so she stood by me and my sister during the concert and her and I DIEDDDD every time Justin made eye contact with us. This seemed to happened a lot since we were right there in front! You can see this in the video my sister took of him singing Baby. Justin put on an amazing show. That was my first and isn’t my last. -@Brittany_Sowell Read more here: I remember skipping my statistics class in the summer in May so…
I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.
It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….
Beyonce’s HBO documentary “Life Is A But A Dream” premiered over the weekend. The revealing, 90-minute doc showed a different side to the Grammy-winner and…
