Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat, and when I tried to explain to her that some of the girls are actually fat while pinching her stomach, she told me to fuck myself, leading to me not getting a blowjob in the bathroom….but I bet if I put a donut around my dick, I would of…cuz some girls….like Kelly Brook, can’t say no to sugary fried delights, no matter what the delivery system is…. What I am getting at is, if a girl has DDs, she’s usually gonna have a fat dumpy ass, and I don’t mind calling her out on it, cuz everyone else is sucking her dick-clit….and paying her big bucks that should go to someone who has DDs, isn’t 100 years old, and isn’t sloppy yet…. So repetitive in calling these girls fat or not…it is what it fucking is – I don’t make them eat all that cake – they do it to themselves – and you are the real asshole.
I’ve got to say, I’m a little disappointed by these pictures of Jennifer Lawrence’s cleavage on the red carpet for some Foreign Press party. I mean, it’s nice to see the girls all squished up together in a fancy dress, but they looked so much bigger yesterday all covered up in her workout gear. What the hell? I guess I shouldn’t complain, cleavage is cleavage and I love it.
My name is Grace and never in my life did I think that I would have my own Bieber experience. Previously, Justin had tweeted saying that he would be coming to Australia on the 15 th of July, and there was no way I was going to let this opportunity slip through my fingers. Following up to this, I heard that Justin was only going to Sydney, and since I live in Melbourne, I was so upset. However, my sister had moved to Sydney a few months back, so after constant begging to my mum, she finally agreed that we could go to Sydney to see Justin. While in the process of booking our tickets, I saw that Justin was in fact coming to Melbourne on the 15 th and 16 th for ‘Australia’s Got Talent’ Final which is when we had organized to go to Sydney! I was so excited and called my cousin ASAP since we’ve been obsessed with him since the very beginning. On the 15 th of July, I woke up and immediately went on websites to see whether Justin had been spotted in Australia or not. My cousin came over in the morning, and we decided that we would go try and see Justin, but we told ourselves not to get our hopes up, because what are the chances that we were going to be at the same place, same time and that he would actually come out to see us. So unlikely. If we didn’t see Justin we decided we would just make a day out of it, and have lunch in the city. While still at home, I happened to search in Google, “Where is Justin Bieber staying Melbourne 2012” and found a Yahoo answer saying, “He’s staying at the Art Hotel on Chapel street, I heard from a good source.” I went on Google maps and typed in Art Hotel, and it came up with 3 hotels. We decided that we may as well go to Chapel Street, what harm could it do? We got on the train and after about an hour and a bit of traveling, we were on Chapel Street. I directed us to one of the Art hotel’s which was just near the station. The hotel was small, and did not look like some place Justin would stay at. We stood there for 5 minutes and since no one was there, we decided we should just go to the Langham hotel which is where he stayed last time he came. As we were about to turn around, we heard some screams! We walked a little bit further around the hotel, and saw a group of about 8 girls there. We went up to them and asked whether they knew if Justin was going to be staying here. One of the girls replied, “Yeah he is, we know people”. After we heard this, we were not going anywhere. We then saw Channel 10 news standing there, and about 10 minutes after, a Channel 7 helicopter was flying directly above us! We overheard one of the parents saying that Justin was on his way, he had just stopped at McDonalds. Of course, I was thinking, “Yeah, how would you know..” but I checked Twitter and a girl that I follow tweeted saying that she just met Justin at McDonalds. I cannot explain to you how I was feeling at this point. About 10 minutes later, they barricaded off the driveway, and we saw a black van come down from the other side. The 10 of us sprinted as fast as we could to the car, but unfortunately we didn’t see him. After waiting another hour or so, we started to lose a bit of hope. A blue van then drove into the entrance, and I tried to have a look if anyone was in there, it didn’t look like it, so I just stepped back. Then the doors opened, and Scrappy, Alfredo and Dan came out!!! Everyone ran up to Alfredo for a photo, so I decided to go up to Dan, and I asked whether I could have a photo, in which he replied with, “Yeah sure, thank you for asking!” So cute! After also getting a photo with Scrappy, they headed inside after having a small interview with Channel 10. There was no way I was going anywhere after this. I knew that he was there. About half an hour later, another car came and Allison and Kenny hopped out! I was just stunned. KENNY WAS IN FRONT OF ME. Kenny took a photo with us all , and by this time there were about 15 people all together. Shortly after, the whole crew went to the restaurant at the hotel and had some lunch. They had a table that was at the window, so we were watching them all eat lunch. Suddenly, I looked to the foyer of the hotel, and I saw Justin walk out of the elevator holding hands with Selena! He sat down and started to talk to his crew while eating lunch. Photos do not do him justice. He is actually the most perfect thing I have ever seen. His skin is amazing, and just wow. I was speechless. After about 10 minutes of everyone just standing there in awe, he stood up. Everyone just kind of stood there in shock, and somehow as he started to walk towards the doors of the hotel, while everyone just stood in the same position, I somehow managed to move my legs (do not know how that happened) and as he walked through the door I was standing right in front of him. Justin walked out and said, “Hey, would anyone like a photo?” I stood there just watching him take photos with my cousin and one other girl, and then I got my chance and got a photo with THE BEAUTIFUL Justin Bieber. He asked, “How are you guys doing” and was just such a nice guy. After a few photos he headed back inside and said thank you to us, and told us that he loved us. He then went back and ate lunch. We stood there. Not knowing what had just happened and everyone was basically unresponsive since we had JUST MET OUR IDOL. After another 10 minutes, we decided that we would go and let him eat his lunch in peace, and on our way back to the station, we saw herds of girls sprinting to the hotel. We later found out that there were over 300 girls at the Langham hotel where we were going to go at the start! Meeting Justin was actually the most amazing moment of my life. He is perfect, he’s lovely, flawless, just beautiful. Thank you so much Justin for making my dreams come true. I never ever thought this would happen, and you just made me the happiest girl in the world. For everyone that hasn’t met him, don’t worry, your time will come. Just keep believing and never say never. -@gracebyrne9 Here’s a video of him taking a photo with us (I’m at 28 seconds) Read the original post: My name is Grace and never in my life did I think that I would…
These girls might be strippers who were given a chance….and UFC may have taken off harder than expected…but they are also pretty fucking fit…and I generally like girls who are fit…as long as they are not overly fit and their clit’s don’t start growing into dicks…you know the kind of fit that is low body fat but more importantly that makes a bitch lose her period making her hardly a bitch…even though fucking girls who can’t get their period and the whole no pregnancy thing is a hot concept and the reason I got for HPV ridden, hysterectomy girls, cuz that way you can’t really get trapped…
Has your Olympic fever broken yet? As long as we’ve got sights like Ukranian synchronized swimmers Daria Iushko and Kseniya Sydorenko planting a smooch on each others’ lips (which, apparently, was not part of their routine and is not common in Ukraine , confusing judges and stirring up all sorts of speculation about the girls’ relationship) we’ll continue to burn up…in our pants, of course. Speaking of Olympic heat, we’re near the end of Mr. Skin’s Inaugural Skinlympics , and this is your last chance to vote on your favorite nude athletes and WIN an iPad and other awesome prizes. So don’t delay- VOTE NOW!
Kim Kardashian is many things: an attention-hogging reality star. A sex tape maven . A total waste of large breasts and oxygen. But Kanye West has found a new way to describe his girlfriend to the world: as the Perfect Bitch . In a Tweet (that has since been deleted for some reason), the rapper said this week that he wrote that track about Kardashian, a tidbit Kim is now wearing as a badge of honor. “I’m honored,” Kardashian has supposedly said in response to the song, with a friend telling TMZ Kim loves it because she “knows he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word ‘bitch.'” Kardashian adds that the song is flattering because it talks “about how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one until he met me.” And now? Kanye may put a ring on his bitch , if Kim will let him, that is.
Jennifer Love Hewitt made a bold move and posted her bikini clad tits on the internet, because her tits are all that matter when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt, especially when he rest of her dumpy body is cropped out, reminding me how hot most of the girls I fuck would be, if only I could erase all that is bad in them, from dumpy body parts, to missing body parts, to rashes and disease…..but unlike pics on the internet…you gotta live with that shit and have it burned into your brain….luckily I’m too drunk to remember, I drink away the pain, and tha makes it all ok… Here is Jennifer Love a fragment of she used to be, older and more broken, but still rockin’ some tit…I am into it….
Reality TV is a “guilty pleasure” that might not be so “guilty” anymore… VH1 Announces The New Line-Up Of Reality TV Shows For The Fall This fall is going to be huge for VH1 because some of our absolute favorite television personalities will be back on our screen. As we’ve mentioned a few times this week, Ev And Ocho and their wedding event are slated to be a huge a draw on the network, and their show premieres on Labor Day (September 3) at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. What else is in store this coming September? We’ve got the return of T.I. And Tiny: The Family Hustle on Labor Day as well, at 9 p.m. ET/PT, and Basketball Wives L.A. will be back on Monday September 10 at 8 p.m. ET/PT. As beach bags and bathing suits are put into storage and backpacks are filled with textbooks, class is back in session at VH1 with premieres all September long. VH1 has a full Monday night schedule with the series premiere of “Basketball Wives” spin-off “Ev And Ocho,” the return of “T.I. And Tiny: The Family Hustle” and the second season premiere of “Basketball Wives: LA.” VH1 also celebrates the rise of rap music in VH1′s Emmy Award-winning franchise VH1 Rock Docs presentation of “Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap,” directed by Ice-T. Check out a brief synopsis below of what each show will be about this season. T.I. And TINY: THE FAMILY HUSTLE,” PREMIERES MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 AT 9PM After proving that he still holds the throne, T.I., “The King of the South,” continues to take onHollywood with a recurring role on the Starz hit television series “Boss” anda new movie role starringalongside Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy in the upcoming “Identity Theft.” Tip is also preparing to release Trouble And Triumph: A Novel of Power And Beauty, the follow-up to his successful book debut Power and Beauty,and his highly anticipatedninth studioalbum. Wife Tameka “Tiny” Harris is also making moves of her own this season by expanding herPretty Hustlebrand and working to take her group the OMG Girlz to a whole new level, all whiledesigning a new lingerie line. All six kids will be back this season, including music hopefuls son Domani and daughter Niq Niq. While Domani works on his rap game as a solo artist, Niq Niq will be making more hit music with the OMG Girlz. After a successful run on the “Scream Tour”and their first single “Gucci This (Gucci That)” blowing up on the charts, the girls are quickly taking the music world by storm. With two successful parents and a group of kids equally hungry to make it in the game, the Harris family is ready to take on season two on”T.I. And Tiny: The Family Hustle” premieringon VH1 Monday, September 3 at 9PM. Hit the flip side to read break-downs of the rest of the line-up. Images via VH1
Elizabeth Olsen has given her two cents and two thumbs up to Fifty Shades of Grey , the best-selling erotic drama by E.L. James that has been the subject of a flurry of Twitter and blog posts over the summer over who will (or should) be cast in the lead roles. But the Martha Marcy May Marlene star who is currently filming Very Good Girls and has a couple of other projects in post-production said that the novel is “kind of great” for helping its female base to embrace fantasies and to openly discuss their sexuality. “It’s had a huge impact on society. Apparently rope sales have skyrocketed because women who’ve read the book are really getting into bondage, which is kind of great. It’s such a taboo for women to actually discuss sexuality without the help of Cosmopolitan ,” she told Bullett . Continuing she added: “All of a sudden, this book has become a sensation because the women reading it haven’t had access to this kind of thing before. I was talking to a guy who was making a joke about it, saying, ‘Clearly these women just need to watch porn.’ In a way, he’s right.” Olsen had been rumored to play the Anastasia Steele in the already anticipated screen version of the movie. Rumors have also been flying about Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson (who told EW the answer is no), Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfriend, Dakota Fanning and Lindsay Lohan. And for Olsen, the answer is a bonafide no. In fact a, “No, no, no.” Amazon.com plot description of Fifty Shades of Grey : Romantic, liberating and totally addictive, “Fifty Shades of Grey” is a novel that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever. When literature student Anastasia Steele interviews successful entrepreneur Christian Grey, she finds him very attractive and deeply intimidating. Convinced that their meeting went badly, she tries to put him out of her mind – until he turns up at the store where she works part-time, and invites her out. Unworldly and innocent, Ana is shocked to find she wants this man. And, when he warns her to keep her distance, it only makes her want him more. But Grey is tormented by inner demons, and consumed by the need to control. As they embark on a passionate love affair, Ana discovers more about her own desires, as well as the dark secrets Grey keeps hidden away from public view… [Source: Bullet , SF Gate , Amazon ]
I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored…. She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.
