People get off to the weirdest fucking things…I have always said that if at least one person out there has jerked off to pretty much anything you can think of. I’m talking from the most gross, disgusting, vile thing you can think of, both naked or not….to totally random things like a stop sign…and that’s seriously fucked up. But at least Youtube, owned by Google, caters to these totally vile, weird, obscure videos of bitches spititng, because they don’t show nudity, cuz you know this kind of content is way better than one that has nudity. We’re so fucking backwards, our priorities are fucked. Tits are normal. They are a fucking body part. This is straight up distorted…. Spit on a Mirror… Spit in a Little Glass then in Each other’s mouth… Porn Girls Talking Too Much About Spitting…then Spitting… Girl Spitting into a Guy’s Mouth….. Weird.
Last night on Bachelor Pad, Melissa went insane, Jake’s feud with Kasey escalated, Bret Michaels showed up, and there was synchronized swimming involved. Just another eventful night on ABC’s guilty pleasure spinoff hit. By the end, it was Jake Pavelka and Kasey Kahl on the block again, with a weird ending that would have people talking if the format actually mattered. Read about it below in THG’s official +/- Bachelor Pad recap: Blake, on Melissa: “She’s like a live wire that’s flailing around on the ground ready to zap somebody, and I’m covered in water.” Plus 4 for that metaphor. Speaking of water, the challenge is synchronized swimming! If you thought the girls would have a big edge here, boy did you think wrong. Minus 5 . Obligatory Minus 2 for Erica’s attempt at “swimming.” Despite not playing to his self-proclaimed strengths – mental durability, physical strength and problem solving – Jake is the star ballerina! Plus 9 . Michael wins the rose, however, resulting in another boring, sappy date with Holly. Minus only 1 , though, because at least this wasn’t scripted. Vienna Girardi, who was asked to come along on Mike’s date for reasons unknown to all, spends the whole time whining. God, she is painful. Minus 9 . Once you get past the random, awkward ridiculousness of his cameo and “performance” for Holly and Mike, Bret Michaels is kind of the man. Plus 11 . Song choice: “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Obvi. Plus 4 . Michelle Money, the girls’ winner, is pretty darn likable on Bachelor Pad . Plus 13 for turning around her image. She’s not perfect, but seems genuine. Minus 7 , though, for her pronunciation of Graham. Graaaaaaaaaahm . Not annoying at all. Plus 3 for those two, while we’re at it. So cute together! “I think you’re great,” Michelle says. “You barely know me,” Graham responds. Still, they make out hard. Michelle definitely gets after it. Plus 5 . Minus 4 for the rose appearing and disappearing from Graaaaaaaaaaahm ‘s shirt. Even we noticed that one, editors. Step up your game. Back at the Pad, Jake Pavelka conspires to plot Kasey’s demise. Plus 6 . Sadly, his plot does not involve playing “The Rainbow Connection” on repeat until Kasey loses his mind, attacks him and is removed from the house. Minus 3 . “I was willing to do whatever I need to do.” – Jake, who then backed up his words, alright. He kissed Erica, and it was nothing short of foul. Minus 10 . She was a fan, however. “I have good lips that I maintain by getting injections every six months,” she says. Gross, but Plus 6 for unintentional comedy. Hey, look at that, we forgot William was still on the show! Plus 5 . The more riled up Kasey gets, the harder he is to understand, as his voice resembles a frog’s. Plus 19 , because no one cares what he’s saying anyway. Vienna Girardi ‘s fake boobs are ALL over the place this week. Like, more than usual. Given her personality, how did she ever win The Bachelor?! Minus 3 . Kasey gets down on one knee and gives Vienna a ring … a promise ring. SO lame, and yet fitting, as these two are developmentally in first grade. Wash . Even Vienna can’t take Kasey’s singing half seriously. Take a hint. Unless ABC is paying him cash under the table to pull this, what a douche. Minus 11 . Melissa is freaking out. Like, panic-attack style. Xanax time. Minus 2 . A twist: Only one guy will go home this week! Not that anyone watches Bachelor Pad for the competition aspect, but Minus 4 for rules changing weekly. With one final rose remaining, Chris just says “Kasey” … and then we fade to black. Huh? He then says on Twitter that “It will all make sense next week!” Is Bachelor Pad trying to make us think? What gives? So confusing. Minus 15 . One theory: Jake punches Kasey in the junk before he bolts for the limo, and ABC just wanted to save that for next week’s show. We can hope. Plus 2 . The Mask always cracks us up with his spots during the credits. Plus 3 . EPISODE TOTAL: +14. SEASON TOTAL: +28. GONE : Jake Pavelka (we think), Dignity.
What the hell is this? It looks like Miley Cyrus dressed in a pretty wholesome, pretty conservative looking dress, but that can’t be right. I thought that popstars her age were supposed to look like dominatrix street prostitutes? Now I’m confused. Is this the new look for young hotties? Sunday bests? I really hope not, I like my girls to be a little on the trashy/boozy side, this is far too churchy for me. Nice legs though.
Did Diddy buy Cassie breast implants? The R&B singer/model moved out to Los Angeles and has apparently taken on the lifestyle. Check out the photos below from MTO where you can see Cassie with a nice rack. Recent Post: Cassie & Christina Milian Girls Weekend In Ibiza [PHOTOS] Cassie In Blank Magazine [PHOTOS] Cassie Covers Status Magazine [PHOTOS]
Talk about a great first wedding anniversary present! While marking a year of marriage to NHL player Mike Comrie, Material Girls star Hilary Duff announced Sunday they are expecting their first child: “I can’t believe it has already been a year, time really flies when you’re having fun!” she wrote . “We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE!!! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives.” Days before Duff’s big announcement, Hilary, 23, hinted to us that she and Mike, 30, were ready to start a family in the not-so-distant future. “I think it was important that we had a year to just do whatever,” she said. “Maybe longer than that because we enjoy having so much freedom.” “But we’re definitely both thinking about it.” Guess she was serious. Congrats, you two!
My name is Myles and I’m from the Bay Area, CA. I found out about the College Track Benefit concert through my friend Kaila, her Uncle works at the venue and knew about it before a lot of people. I knew I had to get my ticket fast considering it was a small venue and the tickets would sell out. My friend Payam and I bought our tickets the next day lol. The week before the concert I was working on a new song with my friend Kalin and I bragged that I was going to see Bieber that upcoming weekend. Immediately he called his friend to see if she was going and if she had an extra ticket. Sure enough she did, and he was in. The day came and Payam and I slapped that JB cd the whole way there, rapping and singing as loud as we could. We got to the parking lot and like any of his concerts, the screams and purple colors were everywhere . When we finally got inside the venue we were complimented with refreshments and a T shirt. We met up with our friend Kaila and found our seats. While we were waiting for everything to start we saw Scooter and Kenny and got even more excited screaming for their attention haha. While we were starting Bieber chants and waving our shirts around, Kalin was just arriving to the venue with his group. When they finally got to their seats, I noticed him directly on the other side from me and greeted him with an “AYYYYYE, WE OUT HERE!” haha. The sun was setting and the seats were filling up, and before you knew it was time to get it started. The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers opened doing some crazy flips and spins getting everybody warmed up. And then… It happened.. The bass drops and opening synths for “Love Me” came on and for the first time I experienced the screams from those Belieber Girls, they don’t play around . “It’s JB” *echoes jb jb jb* The doors opened up and Justin Bieber came out marching like a boss and we all went ham. The overall energy and positive feeling from the fans being together is an exciting experience. Not only is he making humble and positive music, he’s creating unforgettable memories for friends and families. His music goes a long way and that’s something I didn’t realize until I actually experienced it for myself. A couple songs had gone by and I had already gotten in trouble by the ushers for fist pumping and dancing in the aisle. Meanwhile, Scooter was walking around in Kalin’s section of the crowd. Kalin approached him to give him a shirt with his and his friends Twitter names on it and ended up having a 10 minute conversation with him. Scooter talked about how he could relate to Kalin being a boy and supporting Justin. He told Kalin that when he was younger he was one of the only guys supporting Justin Timberlake, so he knows how it is to be a guy in a fan base full of girls. “I respect you, I really do” is what he told Kalin. Kalin also brought up how we had been making music and trying to follow our dream. Scooter told Kalin to “continue the dream and to never give up” To hear something like that from him was all we needed to start shifting some gears. But the show must go on, they shook hands and Scooter went on his way. Now back to Bieber, his acoustic performance was impressive. A lot of people said he wouldn’t be able to sing after puberty but he was hittin that thang. It’s good to see an artist that is not only limited to a studio quality sound. He also said “ Swag! ” and “ Woop! ” a couple times haha that Canadian boy pickin up that Cali lingo. Overall I think he did a great job, I was definitely surprised with his live performance. After “Baby” Justin dipped to avoid the traffic, considering there was only one long road up to the venue. Not ready for the party to stop, I sang some songs out the sunroof while we waited in the traffic on our way out. Eventually we made it to the main road and I was back home. The concert was over but little did we know the real Bieber experience was just getting started . Kalin tweeted Scooter on the way home from the concert saying “had a good talk with Scooter, great team, great cause and a good concert.” Scooter actually replied saying “nice meeting you as well, glad i spotted the tweet.” “ Keep the positive outlook and don’t ever let the passion die .” That’s something we’ll never forget. The next morning while I was finishing my edits on the concert footage, Kalin got a tweet from Justin Bieber himself. “Heard about the convo from last night, much respect”- @justinbieber. All of our friends were going crazy, omg Justin tweeted you! We couldn’t belieb our eyes as we watched Kalin’s followers sky rocket, feeling blessed for each and every one. Big thanks to Justin for helping us establish a bigger fan base than we had. People started to check out our music, our videos and tweeted us with positive feed back. From that moment on, we were truly inspired to make it happen. Writing and producing “Summertime Love” , finding a great management team and shooting our first professional music video. This song and video is motivated and inspired by everything that happened to us that night at the concert. We are where we are today, because we will “never let our passion die.” – @YourBoyMyles and @KalinWhite Read the rest here: My name is Myles and I’m from the Bay Area, CA. I found…
Nicki Minaj made the Wardrobe Malfunction Hall of Fame this morning. The singer, performing live on Good Morning America’s Summer Concert Series in New York City’s Central Park, saw her breast spill on out of her top. Twice. Reactions came fast and furious to the Nicki Minaj nipple slip, which aired live on the East Coast (lucky!!!!), but was edited out for other time zones. The Parents Television Council blasted GMA, saying the whole thing could have been prevented with a five-second tape delay. Wishful thinking? The nip slip occurred when Minaj’s cropped green sports bra slid down as she jumped up and down singing her latest single “Where Dem Girls At.” She brushed it off, only to have it occur again later. Watch videos of Nicki Minaj performing “Moment 4 Life” and “Super Bass” after the jump and keep your eyes peeled for the scandalous displays: Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip on Good Morning America Nicki Minaj on Good Morning America
Aussie twins tell MTV News they haven’t strayed from dance music roots in spite of ‘amazing’ Femme Fatale Tour experience. By Akshay Bhansali Nervo Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images With Britney Spears ‘ flashy Femme Fatale Tour closing out its remaining North American dates later this month, it’s fair to say that many of Ms. Spears’ concert-going fans have gotten to know Olivia and Miriam Nervo pretty well. In fact, when Brit first announced her Femme Fatale lineup back in April, promising on her website, “Nervo will get everyone on the dancefloor,” dance music fans were ecstatic about the inclusion of the DJ/producer twins whose writing credits include a song for Spears and David Guetta and Kelly Rowland’s “When Love Takes Over.” MTV News recently caught up with the Australian sisters (and former models), and they told us that bussing across the States and sharing the stage with Nicki Minaj, Jessie and the Toy Boys, and Brit herself, has been a stellar opportunity. “We’ve definitely seen both the girls, [Britney and Nicki], and we interact with them,” Miriam, a.k.a. Mim, told us. “You are traveling to each city and you see the same people every day and it really becomes a family. So it’s been an amazing experience.” “It’s an amazing show,” Liv added. “The girls, the lineup really works well together. You’ve got Britney, who I think is looking the best she’s looked in a really long time and who really gives it her all on this tour. And then you’ve got Nicki, who definitely brings her edge to it. I’d never seen Nicki live, and I’m just so blown away. The girl can sing, rap — total respect to her!” As the Femme Fatale Tour winds down Stateside before heading to Europe, Nervo are now looking to expand the fanbase they’ve built in the U.S. But while Liv and Mim have been a part of what might be considered the mother of all pop music tours, the duo insist that they intend to remain true to their dance music and DJ roots. “When we signed the record deal, it was really important to us that we could take our DJing seriously and release club records,” Liv explained of their Astralwerks label. “Yeah, we want to be DJ artists,” Mim added. “That’s what we love so, luckily, we can release some club records alongside our Astralwerks album,” Liv said. “It just so happens that the Astralwerks single that we’re coming out with is with two major club guys: Afrojack and Steve Aoki . It’s called ‘We’re All No One.’ We love it!” While Liv and Mim do the singing on “No One,” the beats are delivered by hard-hitting EDM producer Aoki and David Guetta prot
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