The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam… The post Sarah Hyland for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time.. I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out. Via VIOLET GREY TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This nude pic of Zahra Schreiber, some WWE wrestler, have been doing the rounds the last little while, and I am surprised anyone would fucking care because WWE wrestlers are practically pornstars…and even if they don’t fuck on camera, look like they will give you a lap dance for 10 dollars a song…I mean that’s how they do their low grade casting for low grade women…with fake tits and cheesy everything, because that’s just what wrestling speaks to… So tits happened, with the one thing that makes wrestling not gay, their dick clit thanks to steroid, trashy women… I love that this is being pushed as “accidentally posted to instagram”….it is like the upload process just accidentally allows you to put shit up…I mean the reason I don’t bother with instagram is that it takes too long to get a picture up…this is called getting your name on the radar…a little press that should be a sex tape…it worked for Farrah Abraham…it can work for any low level. The post Zahra Schreiber Topless for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”… Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time…. To See All The Pics CLICK HERE The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are: Gigi Hadid Nina Agdal Hannah Ferguson Sara Sampaio Emily Ratajkowski Emily Didonato Samantha Hoopes Chanel Iman Hannah Davis Solveig Mork Hailey Clauson Rose Bertram Ashley Smith Kelly Rohrbach Robyn Lawley Erin Heatherton Kate Bock Ariel Meredith Genevieve Morton Irina Shayk Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen Jessica Gomes The athletes, since it is sports are: Ronda Rousey Caroline Wozniacki The pictures are: Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything The post Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I got so fucked up at a Grammy Party, that I snuck into….and it turns out that Katy Perry was large as fuck, but nice, so I am a fan now…Taylor Swift was seducing me while running around with some dude, and Miley Cyrus, in her little skimpy shorts was grinding up on Madonna, who at 100 fucking years old, was in a corset with massive tits,clearly trying to eat Miley Cyrus’ youth…but it was open bar…so I was ok… That said, I hate these bullshit awards, no one should be into, because it is just a distraction from what is actually important…and the only thing of value that comes with the Grammys is open fucking bar. Oh Rita Ora was there also, I thought she was Kelly Osbourne….here are some highlights of the Grammys: Some Arianna Grande Cuz She Fucks Black Dudes.. Fuck Iggy Azaela.. Katy Perry is Thick and Amazing… Bad jokes are ok with pussy definition Kristin Wiig… Madonna is 100 years Old….or 80 years too old for this outfit… Miley is Amazing…. Nicki Minaj Tits…. Taylor Swift…. TO SEE ALL THE GRAMMY PICS CLICK HERE The post The Grammys Happened Last Night of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Dolphin Abuse at Marineland Drugs are Bad…. Frozen Lake Ski Big Girl Gets Mad Man Caught Jerking Off at the Mall McDonald’s Worker Gets Fired…and Mad The post Drunk Chicks Fighting…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great… Here’s the shitty scissioring… The post Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I don’t know who the fuck Imogen Thoams is…I just know that I am looking at her vagina eating her bathing suit and it’s not that magical….but it’s better than not looking at a vagina eating a bathing suit.right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Imogen Thomas Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show…. I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do.. Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively… TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Charli XCX is a new…..up and coming star…and I have never heard any of her music, but I like that she’s playing the edgy hipster who doesn’t give a fuck…you know the performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…while making possessed by a demon, as if she was sent here from the gates of hell to win over the fucking world through song….and I figure the more naked, slutty a performer is, the more interesting she is to try to jerk off to.. Either way, Charli XCX is on the map…and I like how she handles herself…like a true lady. Someone make a GIF TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Grabbing At Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
