Source: Leon Bennett / Getty After a bout with delusion, self-proclaimed King of R&B, Jacquees, is keeping his mind on the music and is hitting the road for The 4275 Tour. He’s expected to karaoke his way across the country, starting with a stop in Salt Lake City, UT this Friday and ending at The Filmore in Silver Spring, MD. Jacquees does have an album of his own. 4275 features the platinum-certified “B.E.D.,” “At The Club,” and “You.” Get tickets HERE . 4275 Tour Dates Jan. 11 – Salt Lake City, UT – The Complex Jan. 12 – St. Louis, MO – The Pageant Jan. 17 – Santa Ana, CA – Observatory Jan. 18 – Oakland, CA -Grand Live at Venue Oakland Jan. 19 – San Francisco, CA – August Hall Jan. 20 – Fresno, CA – Industry Commerce Building Jan. 21 – Sacramento, CA – Ace of Spades Jan. 23 – San Diego, CA – House of Blues San Diego Jan. 25 – Los Angeles, CA – The Novo by Microsoft Jan. 26 – Detroit, MI – Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts Jan. 29 – Englewood, CO – Gothic Theatre Jan. 31 – Lincoln, NE – The Bourbon Feb. 2 – Miami Beach, FL – The Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie Gleason Theater Feb. 8 – Norfolk, VA – The Norva Feb. 13 – Cleveland, OH – House of Blues Feb. 14 – Houston, TX – House of Blues Feb. 15 – Atlanta, GA – Tabernacle Feb. 16 – Fort Wayne, IN – Piere’s Feb. 24 – New York, NY – Irving Plaza Presented Feb. 26 – Philadelphia, PA – Theatre of Living Arts Feb. 27 – Richmond, VA – The National Mar. 3 – Silver Spring, MD – The Fillmore Silver Spring [ione_media_gallery src=”https://92q.com” id=”4067932″ overlay=”true”]
I really try my hardest to not leave the house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have hobbies. I don’t have friends and those who have though they were my friends because I’m a really charismatic and great guy people like to be around decide to invite me places…I never go. Sometimes, because I am internet famous, even if no one has ever heard of me, the site has enough traffic for me to get free tickets and invites places….and I refuse to go…I like to sit and stare at walls…I don’t care to write the next great American Novel, movie or TV show…I barely care to come up with clever things to say about sluts, I’ve said it all, I’ve come at this shit from every angle and it is boring..I just like to be left alone…to stare at wall. But I have seen a fat and awkward Charli XCX perform, which is hilarious to me. I don’t go to concerts EVER….but there she was at a club performance…doing something awkward, unexciting, like a soundcloud artist gone viral on social media which kids are excited about…but that was zero exciting or inspiring… She does have big tits though and she shows them off…I’ll give her that, or she’ll give us that….it’s her gift far more exciting than her performing art that has made her “famous” if she’s even famous… I think she may just be the back-up Rita Ora for when Rita Ora craps out….and they need a busty chubby british girl who gets half naked for attention….it’s all a fucking simulation…these are all ROBOTS. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Big Girl Tiny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family. What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope…. Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There is something about tits that look like they have mothered countless children…and breast fed them all until they were 12….and that something is that they are fucking gross to look at – hard nippled or not… I do not like a tit that separates at a chest and aims to the ground, unless I am fucking a senior citizen at a discount price, but that’s just cuz I have no standards really… Lady Gaga has been ugly her entire career, she’s made a career off being ugly, the freak, the weirdo, the whatever lie they created to sell songs… And now, still ugly, she gets to be the non-mom-with-mom-tits…a tittle fat chicks have had for years…. It’s just an example of how diverse she is in her performing and how capable she is of taking on exciting new roles as they get thrown her sloppy tit way, like they were a sloppy tit on a trampoline…just just fucking spilling out everywhere. If you like this, you’re fucked up. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Sloppy Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Adele is, if we’re being honest, a beautiful gift that we’ve never deserved. But still, even though we know we don’t deserve her and all her glory , that doesn’t mean we’re ready for her to leave us anytime soon. Unfortunately, it seems like we don’t have much of a choice, and thanks to a few new updates from the woman herself, we’re starting to prepare ourselves for the worst. For our first piece of evidence, we have a note that Adele wrote and included in her tour program for her series of concerts at Wembley Stadium. For the big finale of her current tour, she’s doing four shows at Wembley — or she was. More on that in a moment. In the note, she wrote that “Touring is a peculiar thing, it doesn’t suit me particularly well.” “I’m a real homebody and I get so much joy in the small things. Plus I’m dramatic and have a terrible history of touring . Until now that is!” She wrote that she’d done 119 shows in the tour, plus the four at Wembley, and “I only ever did this tour for you and to hopefully have an impact on you the way that some of my favorite artists have had on me live.” “And I wanted my final shows to be in London because I don’t know if I’ll ever tour again and so I want my last time to be at home.” And there it is. Cuts like a knife, doesn’t it? So according to that note, the fans that managed to get tickets to the finale of her tour are super, super lucky. Or they were if they caught the first two shows. Yesterday, after playing her second show, she made a heartfelt announcement on Twitter that she’d be canceling the remaining two shows. Meaning that the tour is over, and there’s a good chance that we’ll never get another chance to see her tour again. In the post she wrote on Twitter, Adele explained that “The last two nights at Wembley have been the biggest and best shows of my life.” She said she never thought she could pull off a show that big — classic Adele adorableness . “However,” she continued, “I’ve struggled vocally both nights. I had to push a lot harder than I normally do.” She said that, after going to see her doctor, she learned that her vocal cords have been damaged, and “on medical advice I am unable to perform over the weekend.” It’s not the first time she’s experienced trouble from her vocal cords — after experiencing some similar issues, she had to take a good deal of time off for surgery to repair the problem in 2011. This time around, she told her fans that “To say I’m heartbroken would be a complete understatement.” She’s been trying steroids and other various treatments, and she said that she’s considered pushing on with the show anyway, but if she did, she likely couldn’t even finish the set. “I’m so desperate to do them that I’ve even considered miming, just to be in front of you and be with you,” she added. That would be a whole new kind of precious , but she’s decided against that route. “I’m sorry,” she wrote to her fans. “I’m sorry for your disappointment. I’m sorry for the nights you would have had with your loved ones and the memories you would have made together.” “I’m sorry for the time and money you’ve spent organizing your trips. You know I would not make this decision lightly.” Poor, sweet Adele also said that she’s really struggling with coming to terms that she won’t get to do those last two shows, but that she’ll figure out a way to make it right. For the time being, she said that returns will be offered if the shows can’t be rescheduled, and she’ll have more information soon. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why Adele Would Make the PERFECT Drinking Buddy “I’m devastated,” she wrote at the end of her note. “I’m sorry. I love you I’m so sorry, please forgive me.” How is this woman so perfect? And how can we go on if she never performs again?
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Caitlyn Jenner To Pose Nude With Olympic Medal Caitlyn is officially a true Kardashian . The transgender reality star is finally earning her K-wings by following in the family tradition of stripping it off and laying it out for the world to see in a national publication. Via USweekly : Now that’s a patriotic streak! Caitlyn Jenner will appear on a summer cover of Sports Illustrated wearing “nothing but an American flag and her Olympic medal,” a source reveals in the latest issue of Us Weekly. The 66-year-old I Am Cait star (formerly known as Bruce) set a world decathlon record at the 1976 Montreal Summer Games. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of her win, she’ll pose with her gold medal for the first time post-transition, adds the source: “She’s excited about that.” (Her ex-wife Kris appeared topless with a medal during a 2007 photo shoot on Keeping Up With the Kardashians .) Damn…Caitlyn swears she’s Kris now, huh? Until now, Jenner says, she had stashed her “most prized possession” at the bottom of her makeup drawer. “I never wanted my kids to feel like they had to have a gold medal in order to be considered a success,” the father of Kylie, 18, Kendall, 20, Brody, 32, Brandon, 34, Casey, 35, and Burt, 37, wrote in an August 2015 blog post. “I didn’t want them to constantly compare their own achievements to my time in the Olympics, so I haven’t displayed my medal.” “I’m very proud of this,” the reality star said of her medal in a video accompanying the blog entry. “That was a great time in my life. But to be honest with you, it’s even a greater time in my life right now with what I’m trying to accomplish.” Well…um, good for her? Whatever. We guess if you don’t like it, don’t look. But we’re just hoping this shoot goes more demure route and not THIS direction… E! / Splash / WENN
K.Michelle Addresses Toya Wright While Performing “Can’t Raise A Man” Last month, Toya Wright confirmed speculation that she and husband Memphitz were having marital issues after he posted a few not-so-subliminal Instagram posts about a relationship gone sour. In her explanation, Toya made it clear that she felt Memphitz’ lengthy and very public legal battle with his ex K. Michelle had taken a toll on him, hence being one of the main causes for the rift in their marriage. K has since sent a few cryptic IG messages of her own in response and she even addressed Toya by name during a recent performance of her “Can’t Raise A Man” in Baltimore. Check out the video clip below to see exactly what she had to say: Hmmmm. How do you think Toya will respond to this, Bossip fam? Instagram
Charli XCX is a new…..up and coming star…and I have never heard any of her music, but I like that she’s playing the edgy hipster who doesn’t give a fuck…you know the performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…while making possessed by a demon, as if she was sent here from the gates of hell to win over the fucking world through song….and I figure the more naked, slutty a performer is, the more interesting she is to try to jerk off to.. Either way, Charli XCX is on the map…and I like how she handles herself…like a true lady. Someone make a GIF TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Grabbing At Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
