I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention… Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent. I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.
Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again… here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ
This is exactly why we need Lupita !!! Angelina Jolie-Pitt And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Zahara Wants To Model And Aspires After Lupita Nyong’o How dope is it that Angelina Jolie’s daughter would rather have a career like Lupita Nyong’o? According to National Enquirer reports : At the tender age of 9, Zahara Jolie-Pitt wants to be a model and grace the covers of fashion magazines – just like her idol, actress Lupita Nyong’o! “She’s been collecting magazine covers of Lupita and anything else she can get her hands on,” said a source close to her doting mom, Angelina Jolie. “She believes Lupita is the most beautiful woman, right after her mommy, of course!” Zee, as she is nicknamed, is an avid horseback rider (English saddle) and has trained in ballet since she was a toddler. Now, she’s pushing her famous parents to let her walk the runway. “She’s badgering her mom to help her get into modeling,” said the source. “But Angelina keeps saying she’s too young.” Zee pointed out that Maddox, 13, was a zombie in Dad’s film “World War Z,” Vivienne, 6, was a young princess in Mom’s “Maleficent” and Shiloh had a one-second cameo in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” While Angelina has pooh-poohed her kids going into acting, the source said: “Zee seems adamant about following in Lupita’s footsteps.” Y’all think Angelina is just hatin’ because Zahara’s not the only one in the family crushin’ on Lupita ? C’mon Angelina, let lil Zee cook… WENN/AKM-GSI
She might be easy on the eyes but Nicki Minaj is not an easy interview subject. Nicki Minaj Featured In November Issue Of GQ Magazine The rapper is featured in the upcoming November issue of GQ Magazine, and while she discusses her “Anaconda” single art , the song itself and the video she definitely made GQ’s writer work hard for her story. Check out a few excerpts below via GQ.com : “I don’t know what there is to really talk about,” Nicki Minaj tells GQ’s Taffy Brodesser-Akner of her Anaconda video. “I’m being serious. I just see the video as being a normal video.” Minaj, who refuses to address the female form and message behind her hit, says there’s no hidden meaning, no layer beneath the song or video. “I think the video is about what girls do. Girls love being with other girls, and when you go back to us being younger, we would have slumber parties and we’d be dancing with our friends.” Minaj continues, “She”—Nicki’s character in the video—“is just talking about two guys that she dated in the past and what they’re good at and what they bought her and what they said to her. It’s just cheeky, like a funny story.” But, towards the end of the interview Minaj acknowledges that the video is also about power and control. “I’m chopping up the banana. Did you realize that? At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ ” When discussing how the Drake scene immediately follows the kitchen scene, she says, “Yeah, that was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s fine, but always keeping the power and the control in everything.” Brodesser-Akner sat down with Minaj before her Fashion Rocks rehearsal at Barclays Center. For this performance, she incorporated male dancers. “I went in yesterday, finally saw the dance for the first time, and I saw the guys doing all this sexy stuff that I wasn’t a part of. And I said, ‘Hello, why aren’t they humping me on the stage?’ We’ve got to give them something to talk about again.” Brodesser-Akner reports that Minaj no longer feels as if she needs to hide behind outrageousness. “I always thought that by the time I put out a third album, I would want to come back to natural hair and natural makeup. I thought, I will shock the world again and just be more toned down. I thought that would be more shocking than to keep on doing exactly what they had already seen.” She looks stunning in the photo though right? It’s gotta be tough finding something Nicki actually wants to talk about in an interview after all this time. Are you looking forward to the release of The Pinkprint ? Photo credit: Mark Seliger/GQ
Man, what the hell? Man Taken In By Police For Tossing Sex Toys At Girls From His Car Via The Smoking Gun : A Wisconsin man has been arrested for exposing children to harmful materials after allegedly driving around and tossing a sex toy in the direction of a series of teenage girls, police report. Konrad Peters, 28, allegedly placed the adult toy in the path of the girls and then waited in his car to see their reaction, according to an application to search the Milwaukee home Peters shares with his mother. The raid of Peters’s residence turned up “33 dildos and multiple sex toys,” cops reported in a court filing. Police in West Allis, a city outside Milwaukee, opened a criminal investigation last month when two 14-year-old girls reported that a male driver left a “giant purple dildo” in their path as they walked home one afternoon from a local park. The man was “just sitting there staring at them from his car with the driver’s side window rolled down,” reported Detective Jessica Wink. On a second occasion in September, a male driver threw a dildo towards a 15-year-old girl who was walking home from a bus stop. The suspect then waited for the victim’s reaction, noted Wink, who added that the girl copied down part of the man’s license plate number. Last week, a 13-year-old girl told police that she was walking home from school when “a dildo was dropped out of the driver’s side of a vehicle.” The girl subsequently spotted the car nearby and “she walked past her house, because she was scared and didn’t want him to know where she lived.” After reviewing home surveillance footage, the teen’s father went out to see if he could locate a vehicle in the neighborhood matching the one captured on video. The man spotted a black Honda that matched the suspect vehicle and copied down its plate number (which he then provided to police). But…what was the point of it all? SMH.
Sahara Ray is friends with people I know, so I wonder if she’ll be happy about posting her vagina picture that was emailed to men – because she’s not quite a celebrity – if anything she’s just an up and coming nude model, far superior to Emily Ratajkowski – who’s vagina hasn’t been spread on the internet yet, but that she allowed to be taken in pictures – unless this isn’t even Sahara but is her friend – because what the fuck do I know about Sahara Ray other than that she has big tits and has been in a bunch of hipster photoshoots… So whether it is her vagina or not – you can click this link to see all her tits and nudes from what I believe could be hacked nudes because she has a name – but that could be leaked and that no matter what they are – they happened and I am in love… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…
Former Abby Lee Miller student Paige Hyland, 13, has alleged some awfully serious misconduct in a lawsuit filed against Lifetime’s Dance Moms firebrand. As we reported last week, Paige Hyland is suing Abby Lee Miller for making her life a living hell, and in court documents, she goes into shocking detail. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Miller, she claims, “engaged in conduct that caused Plaintiff….to reasonably believe she was about to be touched or harmed in an offensive matter.” As a result “of Defendant’s wrongful conduct, Plaintiff has suffered emotional distress, anxiety, frustration, anger, humiliation, post traumatic stress and anguish.” Among the specific allegations of abuse? That Miller threw a chair during an argument with the teenager, pushed Paige’s mother Kelly Hyland and more. According to Paige, Miller pinched another student until she bled. That’s only the physical abuse too. The mental side of things was even worse, supposedly. “Miller insulted and abused Paige on an almost daily basis, including cruel name calling, insults about Paige’s physical appearance,” Hyland’s attorneys claim. While “making offensive false and defamatory accusations about Paige’s family,” she continues, “all of this abuse was done for the sake of drama during the show.” There’s no question that major drama makes people want to watch Dance Moms online more than Abby being a caring, nurturing, patient and kind soul. Would there even BE a Dance Moms or Abby’s Studio Rescue on TV if she were? No chance, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t way, way over the line. Watch Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 31 Online Hyland’s lawyers actually place much of the blame for Miller’s outrageous behavior on the show’s producers for pitting Miller against the moms and kids. To support this claim, the attorneys also claim that Miller was “caring and nurturing” toward Hyland and her sister before the reality show began filming. No longer. They are also overworked to a brutal and bone-weary extent. “The girls on the show often work long hours without receiving all required breaks in violation of Pennsylvania Child Labor Laws,” they claim in the lawsuit. “The average week involves rehearsals on Tuesday through Thursday from 4 p.m. to at times past 10 p.m.,” which does not even include the competitions. “Fridays the girls generally travel many hours, usually by bus, to competitions and they spend 12-hour days on Saturdays competing before returning home.” Hyland is seeking unspecified damages, and for Abby Lee to stop all forms of abuse. So far, Miller has shown no signs of backing down or apologizing. In her new book Everything I Learned About Life, I Learned In Dance Class , Miller says, “I know just how to push a kid’s buttons to get the results I want.” “Nobody is going to embarrass them and upset them more than I am.” Watch Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 32 Online
I have very few friends in life…and one of them happens to be The Cobrasnake. We’ve been homies since the 2006s and he’s gone onto travelling the world, hanging out and having sex with some amazing looking young models, making billions of dollars doing it, being the documentarian of the hipster movement…and I’ve never left my soiled, ripped, disgusting couch that smells like my wife took a shit on it, because either she did- or the person who had it before I found it in a dumpster died on it…making fun of the girls he’s friends with…and takes pictures of… You know calling them out for being fame whores, or groupie sluts and their try hard and trying to make it hustle…that seems forced and as Authentic as Urban Outfitters products marketed to them..…but I’ve matured as a hater and I don’t hate anymore. I’m so out of touch and appreciate all girls…especially Sahara Ray even if she ignores me, because she’s got great fucking tits…and sometimes great tits are enough…and sometimes seeing her jumping around with her friends in panties…reminds me of that love…so I can’t hate…
