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Gisele Bundchen Sexy School Girl for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

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Gisele Bundchen’s Beautiful Brazilian Booty

Someone thought it would be a good idea if I posted a few pictures of Gisele Bundchen hanging out on the beach in her bikini. Someone was frikin’ right!!! Here’s the supermodel superhottie giving us a nice peek at her amazing bikini booty while on vacation. That’s it princess, work it. At least I think she’s on vacation, this just could be how millionaire supermodels spend their tuesdays for all I know. So jealous. Anyhow, she’s hot, she’s half naked and she’s amazing. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen’s Sweet Supermodel Physique

It’s not hard to see that Gisele Bundchen and skin tight lycra yoga pants go together pretty damn well. Here she is leaving the gym showing off that amazing supermodel physique of hers. I would love to watch this beauty do some of the hot yoga I’ve been hearing about, obviously she’s gonna have to wear some booty shorts and a sports bra or something… I wouldn’t want her to overheat.

Seasonal Insider Secrets: Tips From Rachel Roy Herself

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Fashion designer Rachel Roy has been keeping up with the changing seasons as she releases her newest clothing line. She encourages traveling in the summer by making her new line especially comfortable for fun summer adventures. Take a look at Rachel Roy’s 2011 Summer Lookbook to see real girls going on summer journeys while rocking her new line! Along with amazing clothing ideas, Rachel Roy gives us her two cents when it comes to traveling in the hot summer and staying fresh and fabulous! What makeup do you carry with you for a weekend getaway? I always carry Burberry Lip Cover NO.04 in Rosewood and Bobbi Brown Shimmer Brick compact- I use it as blush! It gives a bronzy glow before the sun gives me the real deal. I also always have with me Estée Lauder TurboLash mascara. How do you keep your make-up in tact during a day on the beach? I don’t wear any! On the beach I stick with strawberry Lip Smacker by Bonne Bell in extra large and Jo Malone Red Roses Cologne. It not only serves as a perfume but also as a spritzer to hydrate myself. Lastly, Clarins spray-in SPF 50 for sun protection- so important! How do you style your hair for a day on the beach? I usually wear my hair down with little maintenance or pull it back in a pony. One of my fave summer products is KeSARI Indian Oil Hair Serum- I’m obsessed! It combines natural botanical extracts from India with state-of-the-art technology and makes your hair so shiny and reduces frizz (an essential with beach air!) To me, the perfect beach look is tousled, easy, loose waves- similar to the look that Gisele Bundchen has perfected! Do you change your makeup and fashion routine in the summertime? Yes! During the summer I definitely channel my bohemian chic favorites – for example Raquel Welch, Bianca Jagger and Miss Trinidad, all circa the 1970’s. In terms of summer fashions, I love high-waisted denim, men’s style blouses out of sheer cotton and long maxi skirts and dresses. What do you always make sure to pack when you travel somewhere warm? My must-haves when traveling somewhere warm are my Indian thong sandals, vintage 501 men’s Levi’s, a perfectly worn in brown leather belt, white tank tops, Theodora and Callum boutique print wraps and sarongs, gold door knockers and always my gold Manon body chain. What are your three summer essentials? 1. My iPod- such a must for a day on the beach. See my summer playlist- it’s on RachelRoy.com now! 2. Tunics- they are not only easy to wear in the summer time- but also serve as a great beach cover up. There are some in my Rachel Roy pre-fall collection that I am living in. 3. Lotion- I mix Jo Malone rose scented lotion with Chanel NO. 5 lotion as my summer perfume – after a tan it’s really all you need! What do you think of her new line? Do you have more tips about staying fresh while traveling in the summer? FRESH FACES: 17-Year-Old Tanzanian Model Lands First Cover With Elle [PHOTOS] 15 Stylish Summer Headbands For Under $25

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Julia Dunstall in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some new model named Julia Dunstall who I’ve never heard of doing a bathing suit shoot for a magazine called FOAM that I’ve never heard of…all I know is that it’d be a much bigger hit if she took her new model position more seriously and got completely naked…she clearly doesn’t know how many other girls would die for a magazine photoshoot and that unappreciation deserves to be punished…Let’s just hope she sorts it out next time a shoot comes her way, even if she’s does look like she works for free cuz the photographer is her brother or something and the magazine is on a budget, in other words not all that hot….definitely not that hot to not be naked…

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Gisele Does the Gym of the Day

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

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Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors. We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women…. We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

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Gisele Bundchen Can Sell Anything

Judging from these pictures of Gisele Bundchen she’s either selling flip flops or a sexy ass tight black dress, I can’t really tell. Either way she’s looking really good doing it. Apparently it’s flip flops she’s pushing. Interesting. I guess if you want to stand out in the barely there shoe market, having a supermodel push your product in an extremely tight dress is the right way to do it. Supermodels are hot.

Audrina Patridge Fake Useless Tits in a Bikini of the Day

After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy , I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing. I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing. The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused…. I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing. Make them stop. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that… That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

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