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Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy

Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores. Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt. Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone… Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to. She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong… Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele… The post Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Bundchen retires from the runway – Hollywood TV

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Gisele Bundchen’s Super Model MILF Booty

As you guys know, I’ve never been that big a fan of Gisele Bundchen , but at least the paps made sure to capture the Brazilian supermodel’s best angle in these shots. And actually, if you hate Tom Brady, then these pictures work on two levels — either you get to enjoy Gisele’s sweet supermodel booty, or it just looks like he’s making out with Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High . I call that a win-win. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera to Guest Star on Nashville

Christina Aguilera is headed to Nashville. Per People, the singer and The Voice judge has signed on for a recurring role on the ABC drama. She will come on board as Jade St. John (what a name!), a major pop superstar who has been working very hard in the music game for over a decade. Look for the character to arrive in Tennessee for a two-night stand at the Bridgestone, yet for her real dream to be the recording of a country album… if only her label would let her expand beyond the genre of pop. So it’s sort of like Taylor Swift , but in reverse. Aguilera will debut some time this spring and appear on multiple episodes of Nashville Season 3 . In addition to this upcoming role and her gig on The Voice, Aguilera is set to produce a TV series for ABC Family. She also has plans to record a new album. And she’s the mother to a six-year old daughter named Summer Rain! How does she do it all?!? 15 Celebrity Moms We Love 1. Christina Aguilera View Photo Christina Aguilera has two kids. She gave birth to her second in August 2014. 2. Beyonce View Photo Beyonce is a doting mother to daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Adding the motherhood hat to her arsenal has been great for Queen Bey. 3. Michelle Obama View Photo Michelle Obama is the first lady to daughters Malia and Sasha Obama and answers to the title of “Mom.” 4. Kristen Bell View Photo Kristen Bell is mom to daughter Lincoln. As a mom, she championed a campaign to end paparazzi photos of celebrity children. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kate Middleton View Photo Kate Middleton might be a duchess, but her best title is mom! Might she add to her brood soon? We can only hope! 6. Gwen Stefani View Photo Gwen Stefani is a boy mom times three! We love how much she loves her boys! 7. Angelina Jolie View Photo Angelina Jolie might play an evil witch in Maleficent, but she’s a little more comfortable in the role of mom to her six children. 8. Jessica Alba View Photo Jessica Alba loves her daughters so much she launched an organic, healthy line of baby products called The Honest Co. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kerry Washington View Photo Kerry Washington is one of the newest inductee to the halls of motherhood, giving birth to a daughter in April 2014. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson is a mom of 2 and plays double duty as mom to them and MILF to the rest of us! 11. Snooki View Photo Becoming a mom might be the best thing ever to happen to Jersey Shore’s Snooki. Adding a baby to her resume helped her clean up her act. 12. Hilary Duff View Photo The best job Hilary Duff has ever had? Mom to son Luca. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Gisele Bundchen View Photo This viral photo of Gisele Bundchen might have made waves when it hit the Internet, but there’s no denying Gisele’s dedication to her children. 14. Kim Zolciak View Photo Kim Zolciak had two daughters when she joined The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She met Kroy Biermann and added four babies in three years to their family. 15. Heidi Klum View Photo Heidi Klum isn’t just a beautiful face! She’s also a great mom to her beautiful children with ex-husband Seal. The End. Did you like 15 Celebrity Moms We Love? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Daisy Lowe Busts Out

It’s that time of year again: when every office starts throwing their Christmas parties and doing Secret Santa, or so I hear from my employed friends. And I don’t know how they did it, but somehow GQ UK managed to snag Daisy Lowe and that awesome cleavage of hers for their annual Christmas Lunch. Hmm, that gives me a good idea. If any busty models out there are interested in attending the annual Tuna Christmas Lunch, I think I’ve got some leftover pizza or Chinese takeout lying around here somewhere. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen’s Supermodel Booty Has Seen Better Days

I’ve never been a huge fan of Gisele Bundchen , but I’ve always thought that her booty was by far her best angle. At least that way, she doesn’t remind me so much of Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High . But while I like a good supermodel booty shot as much as the next red-blooded pervert, Gisele’s has seen better days than this. So here’s hoping these latest bikini shots are just taken from a bad angle or something, because if that goes, so does any hope of me getting a pants fire going. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Alyssa Milano Defends Breastfeeding Pics Again, Touches on Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Alyssa Milano made an appearance on The Talk this week and touched on two very important topics: Breastfeeding. Photos of Kim Kardashian nude . The actress has found herself under a bit of fire over the past few weeks after posting a pair of pictures online that depicted her breastfeeding her son , Milo. Alyssa Milano on The Talk In response, not long after Kim’s Paper Magazine spread went viral, Milano couldn’t help but wonder : Why are folks offended by my natural actions as a mother… but not by Kim Kardashian’s well-oiled rear end? Milano then appeared this week on The Talk and the subjects were raised once again. “I got really sad about it,” Milano said of the backlash to her breastfeeding images. “Because…who are we, that now we get upset as human beings if we see a woman feeding her baby? It’s crazy to me. Crazy, crazy, crazy.” All amped up, the star added:  “I just think, ‘Where are we that this has now become offensive?’ Not only is it beautiful, but it’s also a necessity. I’m feeding my kid.” Co-host Aisha Tyler then brought up Kardashian’s naked pictorial, which took over the Internet just days after Milano’s personal photos went live – and which no one seemed to object to. “Everyone thought she was so brave,” Milano said of the lewd snapshots. “Like, OK.” Kardashian is yet to respond to any of these comments, but Milano did make it clear in her previous Twitter rant that Kim has an “unbelievable ass.” No one has objected to that point, either. Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures 1. Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding and getting all made up for a modeling shoot. That is some impressive multitasking right there.

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Gisele Models Jeans of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really cares about, but that her agent makes brands think people care about, because she’s a big meal ticket and you know she’s not doing this for less than 300,000 dollars for a day of work…. I mean why give instagram models with more followers 1000 dollars when you can give Gisele 300,000…it makes your brand seem way more legit when you get a Victoria’s Secret model, married to an NFL Quarterback than – just some hot girl in jeans….I don’t know if my message is getting through, but I think booking Gisele for anything is dumb, but paying Gisele prices is dumber, when there are so many girls down to do this for free… Here are the pics anway, because I know you’ve masturbated to girls in jeans, probably on public transportation….when they were on their way home from High School…

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North West Painted a Birkin Bag For Kim Kardashian’s Birthday

We all know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are attempting to turn their daughter into the world’s youngest fashion snob. Why else would they make North West sit through a Paris runway show ? So North will likely grow up with a profound respect for the industry’s biggest names, but she’s still Kimye’s kid, so she’ll also be raised to believe she’s way better than everyone else…including iconic designers. At least that’s the statement Kanye seemed to make with a present he and Nori prepared for Kim’s 34th birthday : “Kanye had a box, a purse, this Hermes purse,” Kim said in a recent interview. “There was my computer and it said, “Press Play.” I pressed play and there was my daughter painting the purse.” Yes, Kanye had his 2-year-old daughter paint a Hermes Birkin Bag – likely the most famous and difficult to obtain handbag in the world. To put things in perspective, the bags start at around $10,000 and have been known to sell for as much as 70 grand. (And you know Kanye didn’t go with the cheap one.) Hermes only produces a limited number, so there are Birkin fans who have had their names on waiting lists for literally years. Needless to say, it’s a highly-regarded design – but one that can apparently be improved upon by a toddler with a paintbrush. How great would it be if Nori grew up to have zero interest in fashion, and rocked Hanes sweatsuits and Crocs on the daily? Sigh…in a perfect world. 20 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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