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Kate Upton in GQ Italia of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton may depress me with being overrated and the fact that the future brings obesity – making her nothing more than a fat chick in training – but then I remember – by the time that happens, I’ll probably be dead, and fat chick tits before they become fat chicks, even if they are sloppy, are still fun to play with and look at….I mean and more importantly, the world is into her, the collective penis of the world has decided she’s ok and thinking anything but that makes you a cock sucking, man ass loving faggot….. but I don’t really care about what the general population thinks,cuz I know that fat or not I’d still fuck her…because I’ve fucked way worse and will continue to…I just recognize flaws….and fixate on them and there’s nothing wrong with pointing out what is wrong with that….

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Gisele s Hot in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is not a picture of Gisele in her bikini, but the paparazzi are nuts and have gone very aggressive on me – law suits are around the corner so I just rather link you to the goods – cuz I know you’re only here for the captions – you don’t care about the pics – that’s why I have less than 1000 followers on social media – i got this strong hold on the public like some kind of celebrity who could fill a public bathroom with my fanbase that probably don’t even know who I am or why they liked my page on Facebook – but the truth is – it’d be the best public bathroom dance party of all time – cuz baby it isn’t quantity it is quality and I got some low grade motherfuckers up in here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gisele is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she got some work done….a little botox or lip injections to stay pretty for her career….but I’m think based on all evidence we have of her…from being from Brazil, marrying a jock who loves the locker room, her implants…she’s probably a lady boy packin a dick…and she didn’t get a chance to shave her beard….. That’s all I have to say about that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fantasy Time! Becky Banger Brooklyn Decker Reveals Which Other Becky She’d Love To Bang!

Posted on April 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooklyn Decker Reveals Secret Crush If you don’t know Brooklyn Decker and haven’t put her in your list of hottest Beckys then you are missing out. She’s easily one of the biggest “it” girls in the country. During her most recent photo spread with GQ, she revealed another top-knotch Becky she wants to give the business to. For instance, there’s her long, spirited defense of Gisele Bündchen for her ungracious post–Super Bowl, mama-grizzly remarks about Tom Brady’s teammates (Bündchen was caught on-camera fuming, “My husband cannot f**king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time”), which Decker wraps up by admitting her Bündchen bias: “I have a top-five list, and Gisele is my number one. So she can do no wrong in my eyes.” Hold on—what kind of list is this, exactly? “Well, everyone has a top-five list of their biggest crushes, you know?” says Decker. “Usually, it’s guys on my list, but Gisele is just so perfect in every way.” Yes, indeed. Just the thought of them together makes…nevermind. Just look at the pictures and check her credentials.

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Little Super Bowl Shorts Performance of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a clip of Katy Perry in a pair of little football shorts that I know are actually SPANX because Katy Perry is disgusting, especially her lower half, because busty girls always have a hard time keeping their asses from catching up to their tits….She got stubby shitty legs and is a whole pile of slop…but for some reason people I know think she’s hot…despite her looking like a circus clown…and apparently so does Tim Tebow, who is rumored to have been fucking her, and who she dedicated a song to during this above performance, so scandalous….I mean it would be if I gave a fuck what Katy Perry inserts in her disgusting twat…these celeb romance tabloid stories fucking suck…

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Gisele is Full of Shit With Her Religious Shit of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone in the Western world knows that Gisele is the Reason Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl…you now she cursed the shit by asking people to pray for him…lowering his confidence in himself because she clearly had no confidence in him…all while making any god out there want the motherfucker to lose to teach this materialist tranny devil who mocks religion in her half naked, topless career, sexualizing her whore self for good Christian men to be tempted to cheat on their wife or to think of another woman sexually….and if you watch this clio….you’ll see her being a good catholic by swearing to the media like a fucking trucker….I love this people who pretend to be holy and wholesome when really they are just gutter sluts….. This is what she said: My Husband Can’t Catch the Ball and Throw the Ball at the Same Fucking Time What would her god think of that language….I guess he’d make a liar like that suffer for her sins…even though her life is one big lottery win….. Here she is hugging the loser….which has nothing on the punishment her dick’s gonna have on him when they get home…it’s always that tender touch that leads to violent ass rape that reminds him of those hazing days of his early sports career……

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Gisele Bundchen Can Sell Anything

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Judging from these pictures of Gisele Bundchen she’s either selling flip flops or a sexy ass tight black dress, I can’t really tell. Either way she’s looking really good doing it. Apparently it’s flip flops she’s pushing. Interesting. I guess if you want to stand out in the barely there shoe market, having a supermodel push your product in an extremely tight dress is the right way to do it. Supermodels are hot.

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Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke….. Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like tha FOLLOW ME

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Gisele is Wet for Colcci of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat…. I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….

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Tom & Gisele Dodge Bullet-Ridden Lawsuit

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen just scored a serious victory in New York — a judge has thrown out a lawsuit filed against the couple accusing their bodyguards of shooting at some photographers last year. As you may recall, the alleged incident went down… Read more

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