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Chanelle Hayes in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I may have a bad reputation of perpetuating “unrealistic” body images, that are realistic if you put in some fucking work and watch what you eat, develop a drug addiction, work out like a fiend, actually try to take care of yourself…you know where I celebrate the model diet of cocaine, cigarettes, semen and diet coke…. However, I am married to a fat chick and she disgusts me mainly based on her smell alone…so I can’t be that bad… More importantly. I am all about pictures of fat girls in bikinis, or fat girls in bikinis, not so much for sexual reasons, but for entertainment purposes…because fat is fucking funny aesthetically and I am all about that shit….true story…even if I don’t want to have sex with it… Her name is Chanelle Hayes and she was a Glamour Model at one point in time, a Big Brother UK contestant, and now she’s a mom and an eater not scared to show off something that the world generally shuns, unless it is the government, fast food and healthcare companies who want us fat, sick and lazy…. Oh and don’t ever think that this isn’t her whoring, I mean whoring is her whole fucking existence, and she’s clearly either hustling a TV show, or a fitness sponsor or anyone who will pay her…because that’s her thing…here are the pics..

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Chanelle Hayes in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever…… I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

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Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits… She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical… Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is… Here are her FHM pics…

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Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

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Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Imogen Thomas’ Classy Upskirt Picture of the Day

Imogen Thomas is a Glamour Model…who I am sure not very many people care about…not only because she’s got a stupid name…but because she’s been in this Glamour model game for the last 10 years…meaning googling her will lead you to far more than just a weak ass panty flash up skirt pic for the paparazzi because she’s probably medicated, drunk, but more importantly, has already put herself out there, so that a little pussy flash getting out of the car won’t change anything for her, but on the flip side may get people talking about her again…just not very many people…but for some reason..I’m posting it…I guess her strategy works…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Imogen Thomas’ Classy Upskirt Picture of the Day

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Gemma Atkinson’s Fun Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Gemma Atkinson is some Glamour Model, which is code of hooker, who probably is married to a soccer star, or some other rich guy in the UK, because that’s what these hookers do….they just Glamour Model to increase their brand image and brand profile and make people who otherwise would just get lap dances from them get them pregnant. It’s good strategy with a solid retirement plan of monthly child support payments and I can’t help but appreciate good whoring, especially when it has a body like this…

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Gemma Atkinson’s Fun Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

If girls who get fired from Spiderman and other virgin loser movies excite you, especially while doing some modelling bullshit for Interview magazine, who I assume will ask her how it feels to be fired from a movie and not what we really want to know, and that’s whether she has an INNY or OUTTY vagina…because mainstream media never gives me what I want, it never gives me the facts I need, it just blinds my judgement with retard puppets, and makes me want to eat Oreos and other heavily advertised treats…when all I really want to know is the size of Shailene Woodley’s labia…

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Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

Helen Flanagan’s Instagram Titty Pic of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some busty UK soap star turned Glamour Model…because let’s face it that’s where celebrity lies in the UK, not on TV, but on the pages of Lad Mags everywhere, it’s what the people are into, and Soap Operas are just a dated thing of the past, so if anything this Helen chick is a progressive celebrity in training, and realizes if she’s got the D cup, she’s pretty much built for the more fun job of being lusted after, and the fun thing about it is it doesn’t involve memorizing lines or work, all she has to do is get half naked and when it starts to fizzle out…she can just marry a soccer player…she’s got it all figured out…but I guess you realized that when you saw this instagram pic she posted….

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Helen Flanagan’s Instagram Titty Pic of the Day