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Helen Flanagan’s Instagram Titty Pic of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some busty UK soap star turned Glamour Model…because let’s face it that’s where celebrity lies in the UK, not on TV, but on the pages of Lad Mags everywhere, it’s what the people are into, and Soap Operas are just a dated thing of the past, so if anything this Helen chick is a progressive celebrity in training, and realizes if she’s got the D cup, she’s pretty much built for the more fun job of being lusted after, and the fun thing about it is it doesn’t involve memorizing lines or work, all she has to do is get half naked and when it starts to fizzle out…she can just marry a soccer player…she’s got it all figured out…but I guess you realized that when you saw this instagram pic she posted….

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The Helen Flanagan Bikini Fail I Call a Win of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a UK Soap Star turned Glamour Model…and the people at NUTS, being TITTY Obessed journalists, have published a couple of pics of what they are saying are her first full tit exposed pics, but based on the direction of her career, from Soap Star to Glamour Model…the only logical step for her would be to go from Glamour Model to Pornstar… I don’t really know what she’s doing and I’m not complaining, because I like busty young girls topless as much as the next guy, especially when they were once on TV, but normally they only end up topless because they need to pay rent, you know cuz all has failed. They are not getting topless because they just want to be topless, because that being on TV has nothing on being topless in magazines…and despite the whole thing being awesome, it is totally fucking weird and makes no sense… I’ll still stare at the pics, cuz I am not her career councillor, but I should be at a local high school cuz my advice would always look a lot like this…or stripping…or cam girl..cuz it’s all about making money as easily as possible… The fact remains that I never heard of her when she was on TV, but I have now that she’s doing this, so maybe she’s got it all figured out, and I like the way she’s doing it.

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Helen Flanagan See Through in NUTS of the Day

I am into this HELEN FLANAGAN , soap star from the UK with great tits who quit being in a Soap Opera to go onto bigger and better things…like showing off her tits…because when you have tits like this, you might as well throw a solid regular acting job girls would die for, down the toilet, to do glamour model pics, in what we can only describe as major fucking daddy issue…issues so deep that all she cares about is having her tits stared at, rather than actually learning lines and being on TV and shit… She’s in NUTS this month, she’s in a sheer Bra, she’s pretty fucking substantial and doing a good job with this whole “Look at my tits, they are big thing”…I’m into it. TO SEE Charlotte Springer, Sallie Axl, Hazel O’Sullivan in the Same Issue Showing Their Tits FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pam Anderson’s Being Pam Anderson a Decade Later for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old. Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal… The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does… It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet thanks to Baywatch Slow Motion scenes and some playboy pictorials. Even if it is weird.

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Helen Flanagan’s Fun Tits for PETA of the Day

Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rachel Bilson’s Awesome Booty in a Bikini of the Day

I wrote a post about Rachel Bilson being in a bikini in Barbados with her handler/captor/husband who has trapped her and robbed her of her youth, because all I saw was a waste of a young hot actress who turned her back on her fame to move to canada for this asshole, and Iall I could see was a body that wasn’t 23 anymore, but after a night of reflection, I still find humor in the fact that this dude is so insecure he doesn’t let her out of his sight, cuz he fears she’ll escape. Kinda like the dude who’s girlfriend was chatting me up last week, who kept rubbing her shoulder to let her know he was there and let me know she belonged to him, in some weak man hustle no one respects…. But today, her ass has been forgiving in all it’s heart shaped, no cellulite glory. I am a fan. TO See a Ton of Rachel Bilson in her Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Red Lips Have a Boner for Pharell of the Day

If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business. That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness. Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy. That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public. That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.

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Candice Swanepoel Seducing Me On Instagram of the Day

Ever get that feeling where you’d rather be in a sexual relationship with a picture than your actual wife, because your actual wife is fat, annoying, disgusting, smells and complains all the fucking time. You know nags like she was a hot chick, when she is a vile pig who should learn how to play it fucking cool because otherwise no one will want anything to do with her, because if we wanted to put up with bullshit, we’d do it from hot bitches who other guys can’t handle, but we don’t mind cuz they look good. Well that’s what’s happening to me right now, thanks to her instagram. This Candice Swanepoel character is good. TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER HARD NIPPLE WALKING ON THE STREET FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER PANTYLINE IN LEGGINGS AT THE AIRPORT CUZ SHE’S ON HER PERIOD FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jess Impiazzi Reveals her New Boobs of the Day

Today in Glamour Model News – Jess Impiazzi revealed her new boobs for ZOO Magazine, which is convenient, because I have never heard of her, and have never seen her old boobs, making them new to me, whether she got jacked up implants or not… Today in Glamour Model Old News – Jess Imiazi is probably a crazy insecure attention seeker who was destined to be a stripper, not just because she got herself implants to have even bigger tits, but because she puts her effort into modeling topless, because it’s better than working a real job and all the boys give her the attention she seeks. It’s all very funny, and I love it.

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Yulia Volkova from TATU Modeling Lingerie in Russian of the Day

I know that celebrities don’t matter, and that it’s almost a joke at how much attention they get, which is why I started the site. It was some social commentary on how ridiculous the whole thing is, these people don’t fucking matter, what matters is the girls around you who are broken down and willing to fuck or not fuck or at least be stared at by you, cuz that’s what real life is, this celebrity shit doesn’t fucking matter…. But in that celebrity world that doesn’t matter, there are celebrities who don’t fucking matter, at least compared to the other celebrities and in people who really don’t matter news, here’s Yulia from the Russian pop band tattoo posing hot for some Russian magazine…half naked and amazing

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