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Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it. Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.

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Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?! I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny. You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion. I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically. As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes. Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal! MY GFE DONATIONS: $ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale) Kisses, Lucy TO SEE THE AD WHILE IT IS STILL UP FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?! I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny. You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion. I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically. As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes. Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal! MY GFE DONATIONS: $ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale) Kisses, Lucy TO SEE THE AD WHILE IT IS STILL UP FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues. Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post…. Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

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Sophie Howard Busts Out Of Her Bikini

Sophie Howard might not be the most popular UK glamour model, but she has probably the best set of heavy hangers in the business. Don’t believe me? Google or Bing her and see for yourself. Anyway, I’d like give those beauties a motorboat ride and if I’m lucky hopefully suffocate myself to death doing so.

Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs…. These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.

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Jessica Kingham is the Glamour Model of the Day

Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is. I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though…. I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers. You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list. I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me. It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day

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Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks. Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper. Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention…. Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

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Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the Soap Star from the UK turned Glamour Model, because no one cares about Soap Stars in the UK, but everyone cares about Glamour models, in what I would consider some backwards logic, but don’t really bother looking too much into it, as Glamour models are hookers, who get naked, and slut out for the camera, and that’s enough of a dream and aspiration for me. In fact I think all girls should aspire to that. Fuck actual careers. Being half naked is what really matters. Either way, I’m a fan. TO SEE HER ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI IN DUBAI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day