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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Jessica Alba Gets Boring In Khaki

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t really the hottest Jessica Alba pictures I’ve ever seen, but I kind of feel bad for the girl, ever since she squeezed out that kid of hers nobody seems to be taking her seriously as a sex symbol anymore. Including myself. To be fair, how can we when all we get from her are pictures like this or cameos in crappy comedies? I think it’s time for a hotness overhaul, leave the kid at home, put on your tightest little slut outfit and head out for a night on the town. Until then she’s just… Meh.

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Jessica Alba Gets Spread

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unfortunately, I think this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Jessica Alba with her legs spread.

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Jessica Alba’s Got Legs

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Alba’s Got Legs

Here’s Jessica Alba walking the streets looking her regular hot self, even if she’s not really showing off any great amount of skin she’s still looking good. Actually her little sundress is kinda short so we are getting a decent look at her long legs in those high heels of hers. I guess I’m so used to seeing all these celebrities in short shorts that this kind of thing throws me off. She’s so modest. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Jessica Alba’s Top Is Almost Invisible

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not often I get pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a see through top so when it happens I want to jump all over it. No really, I want to jump all over that thing. Not in a creepy assault kind of way, in a very romantic dry hump kind of way. Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt this see through, it’s almost invisible. Some Frenchman somewhere could use that thing to make a fine cheese.

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Jessica Alba Drops A Little Cleavage

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t watch The Late Show in a while, ever since that asshole screwed Conan off of television I’ve completely lost interest in it. I’m pretty sure I have a few facts mixed up in that statement so don’t quote me. Anyhow, here’s hot piece of celebrity ass Jessica Alba outside the Letterman studios the other day looking like well, a hot piece of celebrity ass. Well done.

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Jessica and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, this is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been waiting for all summer, two hot half naked chicks messing around together having a good old time. Here are sexy sisters Ashley and Jessica Hart playing frisbee in their sexy little bikinis together. I’ve heard of Ultimate Frisbee before, but I always thought it was something that losers did because they couldn’t play soccer. This is definitely Ultimate Frisbee … Can I play?

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Jessica Alba Flashes…. Umm Nothing

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Jessica Alba squeezed out that baby of hers, she just hasn’t been the same in my eyes. I’m not saying that she’s let her body go, far from it she’s still in good shape, but she seems to be lacking the sex appeal she used to have. Here she is doing a little shopping in an inordinate amount of clothing. Ooooh I can see her bare shoulders in that sexy sleeveless vest of hers…. I think my penis just yawned.

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Jessica Alba Gets Fresh With Kate Hudson

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson getting a little touchy feely at the premiere of The Killer Inside Me . I’m no killer but I would get inside either one of these beauties. That was a tasteless joke, let me get back to me original story about Jessica grabbing Kate in the vagina. Pretend lesbianism is so hot. Thanks to the internet, I’m pretty sure this is what the kids are calling first base these days. Well done girls.

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Chandi The Dancing Dog

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britain is going crazy over Chandi, the dancing dog, who appeared on Britain's Got Talent . [ Ed Note : Well, at least it's a step up from Susan Boyle.] (Via Mahalo .) Watch

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