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Jessica Alba Still Disappoints

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Finally! Some sexy pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a tight little outfit that highlights her killer body… I’m just kidding, ever since Jessica squeezed out a little pisspant, she only wears sensible loose fitting mommy outfits. This sundress is as sexy as it gets I’m afraid. Taking that into account, I’ll have to dumb down my hotness scale. As far as new moms who’ve given up on looking sexy go, Jessica looks pretty damn hot. Damn! I’d like to slip her into some sweatpants and snuggle up on the couch with her to watch one of those vampire movies that all the girls are addicted to…. So hot!.

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Jessica Alba Wears Short Shorts…. Kinda

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that really short denim shorts are going to be all the rage this summer, which is pretty awesome if you ask me because the girls in my neighborhood like to wear high heels with everything, so the thought of Jessica Alba wearing a pair got my attention. Unfortunately things didn’t work out quite the way I had hoped. Yes technically she’s wearing short denim shorts, but these are acid washed and far too big on her, she looks like she stole them from some roller skating gay dude from the eighties. Poor guy’s probably freezing his balls off skating around town pantless carrying his boombox on his shoulder. Not cool Jessica. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Jessica Alba Pumps It

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really don’t know why, but I like watching hot women put gas in there cars.

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Jessica Alba Hotness Comeback?

Posted on November 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Normally, I give Jessica Alba a hard time because she is one of the hottest pieces in Hollywood, but she hates being called a sex symbol .

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Ass In Jeans

Posted on October 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Alba out walking her dog and giving us a good lesson on just what a woman’s ass should look like in a pair of jeans. It’s perfect. I see that she’s dyed her hair red for some reason, I wonder if the curtains match the drapes?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My mom always told me, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Good thing my father told me the complete opposite, otherwise I wouldn’t have a job

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for; Jessica Alba post pregnancy bikini pictures. It took a year or two, but they’re finally here and guess what?! They’re amazing! I mean, you couldn’t tell by looking at her that a baby popped out of her not too long ago. She should be a role model to all expecting mothers out there, there’s no excuse to let your body go down after giving birth! Jessica is proof.

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