You wanna know what I like about Chrissy Teigen ….everything….and I am not just saying that because she’s got a pretty decent body modeling bikinis…if anything… I don’t give a fuck about her bikini modeling…as far as I’m concerned…I’ll masturbate to anything in a bikini…so she could be white, BLASIAN, single, married, I don’t give a fuck…..the real reason I like her is because she doesn’t block me on twitter when I call her a gold digger…she actually encourages me to keep on calling her a gold digger…and someone who can laugh at herself when humoring me…is pretty much perfection…especially when they look like this in a bikini….Unfortunately she’s engaged to John Legend…so I’ll have to wait for the kids and divorce before making my move and tricking her into cooking me dinner like I was her Homie Kate Upton who probably eats all her cooking…cuz as a fat man who likes to eat…her cooking.. THAT I FOLLOW ON THE INTERNET .is more pornographic to me than her bikini jacked up her little model ass…
Wanna know what multi-millionaire movie producers get? Hotter pussy than they deserve, proving that girls like money more than they like juiced abs you’d find on the Jersey Shore……here are the pics…to remind you if you’re a fat useless fuck – figure out a way to make millions – it’s easier than hitting the gym and the rewards are much greater…
In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life.
Filed under: Verne Troyer Verne Troyer claims his ex-girlfriend — who recently obtained a restraining order against him — is just a lying gold-digger who had a bone to pick.In a response filed in L.A.