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Kanye West is Suing His Insurers for $10 MILLION! Here’s Why!

Remember when Kanye West had a mental breakdown , checked himself into a hospital, and had to cancel his tour? Normally, some very pricey insurance policies cover that kind of situation. But apparently things for Kanye aren’t working out and he’s suing his insurers for $10 million … and basically accusing them of being scammers. And here we were thinking that the Smelly Vagina Lawsuit getting settled was interesting legal news! Kanye has always been impulsive and outlandish. It’s part of his brand. A lot of people believed that maybe it was mostly an act. People have had similar theories about plenty of stars who are known for being controversial or badly behaved. Basically, people have trouble believing that a grown adult could act like some celebrities do, and so they imagine that it’s all a show. In some cases, they’re absolutely right. But things with Kanye were clearly more serious than a childlike lack of impulse-control. In recent years, he’s done everything from tweet that Bill Cosby is innocent to beg Jay-Z to not have him murdered to making the irrational statement that, had he voted, he would have voted for Trump . We’re not saying that every Trump supporter needs their head examined (just a packet of information and perhaps a compassionate lecture), but for Kanye, that was super unexpected and Kanye is, um, not quite Trump’s demographic. Things got worse last December and, as we later learned,  Kanye was suffering from severe psychosis from exhaustion . The tour was canceled, tickets were refunded, and the costs of shutting down were supposed to be covered by Kanye’s company’s insurance policy. Well, apparently his insurers — various syndicates of Lloyd’s of London, which sounds shadier than it’s supposed to but that might be appropriate in this case — responded to his team filing an insurance claim by basically taking every measure possible to prove that they weren’t liable. Many people have had tough dealings with insurance adjusters, but this sounds like it’s on a whole other level. The Hollywood Reporter obtained details of Kanye’s lawsuit , including the precise wording of the complaint that Kanye’s legal team has filed. Strap in, folks, because this is possibly the most entertaining legal document that you’re going to read for a good long while. “[The insurers haven’t] provided anything approaching a coherent explanation about why they have not paid, or any indication if they will ever pay or even make a coverage decision.” Does anybody else notice a hint of sass in that? “Implying that Kanye’s use of marijuana may provide them with a basis to deny the claim and retain the hundreds of thousands of dollars in insurance premiums paid by Very Good.” By Very Good , they mean Very Good Touring, Inc, which sounds like a lazy parody but it’s just the name of Kanye’s touring company. Kanye’s legal team accuses these insurers of more than just screwing over Kanye’s company, though: “The stalling is emblematic of a broader modus operandi  of the insurers of never-ending post-claim underwriting where the insurers hunt for some contrived excuse not to pay.” Did you get that? Basically, Kanye’s accusing these syndicates of accepting massive sums of money (insurance premiums) and then searching for any loophole that keeps them from having to pay anything back when a claim is filed. That’s not how insurance companies are supposed to operate. “Almost immediately after the claim was submitted, Defendants selected legal counsel to oversee the adjustment of the claim, instead of the more normal approach of retaining a non-lawyer insurance adjuster.” That sounds shady, right? Kanye’s team thinks so. “Immediately turning to legal counsel made it clear that Defendants’ goal was to hunt for any ostensible excuse, no matter how fanciful, to deny coverage or to maneuver themselves into a position of trying to negotiate a discount on the loss payment.” It’s an insurance adjuster’s job to make sure that nobody’s filing a false claim, but companies are supposed to pay out when an honest claim is filed. Kanye’s lawyer, Howard King, has an incredibly well-written statement on the case. “Performing artists who pay handsomely to insurance companies within the Lloyd’s of London marketplace to obtain show tour ‘non-appearance or cancelation’ insurance should take note of the lesson to be learned from this lawsuit:” Clearly, he’s going right for their reputation. “Lloyd’s companies enjoy collecting bounteous premiums; they don’t enjoy paying claims, no matter how legitimate. Their business model thrives on conducting unending ‘investigations,’ of bona fide coverage requests, stalling interminably, running up their insured’s costs, and avoiding coverage decisions based on flimsy excuses.” Then comes the best line: “The artists think they they’re buying peace of mind. The insurers know they’re just selling a ticket to the courthouse.” If that’s any indication, it sounds like Kanye’s getting his money’s worth out of his attorney. If only he’d had that kind of luck with his tour’s insurers, huh? That said … so far, we’ve only heard one side of the story. We’d be very eager to hear what Lloyd’s of London’s insurers have to say in response. View Slideshow: Kanye West is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Rapper’s Alleged Demise

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Heidi Montag Shows Off HUGE 7-Month Baby Bump!

Seven months into her pregnancy , The Hills star Heidi Montag is still staying active. She’s even keeping up her exercise routines! She’s shared glimpses of her workouts with followers. As you can imagine, her baby bump is very much on display. It’s so nice to see that Heidi and Spencer have come this far in their lives, you know? It’s been years since the two of them squandered their combined $10 million fortune on absurd purchases like pricey handbags and rare crystals. (Yes, really) Those were the times when Heidi Montag kept getting worrisome cosmetic procedures (remember her F-cup breasts? Thankfully she got them reduced later ), which led to friction between herself and her mother. As we mentioned recently, Heidi and her mom are getting along better now. It turns out that The Mother-Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition actually helped some people to heal old hurts! Who knew?! So now, after all of their bonkers misadventures and mistakes, Heidi and Chris are just content being happy with each other as a couple. And they’re getting closer and closer to welcoming their child into this world. As you can see from this photo, Heidi is very far along: She looks great! And check out that baby-bump! Exercise, within reasonable limits, can be healthy when you’re pregnant. (Just like it can be healthy when you’re not pregnant) If exercising makes you feel especially distressed or nauseated during your pregnancy, then cut it out of your routine until you’re no longer pregnant. (Similarly, if an exercise is putting your body through real hell, don’t do it — no pregnancy required) Walking and even hiking can be popular non-rigorous exercises during pregnancy. As always, it’s important to stay hydrated in those cases — even more so than for non-pregnant hikers. With pregnancy, there’s always a risk that something could suddenly go wrong, so we wouldn’t recommend hiking anywhere that’s more than a few minutes from where a vehicle could easily reach you. Like, you can just go for a walk around a public lake, ideally with your partner or a walking buddy. And, of course, your cell phone. Both of your cell phones. And plenty of water. We have a feeling that Heidi isn’t overdoing it, here, because she’s clearly very conscious of the strain of working out while pregnant. Specifically, the ouch factor on her feet and ankles. As we can see, Spencer Pratt is clearly good husband material. Foot massages feel weird to some people (and can be torture for the ticklish), but for others, they can be a great source of relief. Especially if they’ve been walking for two. And standing for two. And especially if they’ve been exercising for two. Speaking of Heidi Montag’s activities, though, have you guys ever heard of a babymoon ? It’s not, like, a type of full moon or whatever. It’s like a cross between a honeymoon and a baby shower. That doesn’t necessarily make a lot of sense to us, given that traveling while pregnant isn’t necessarily the easiest thing in the world, but it’s a thing. Anyway, Spencer and Heidi snapped this photo while on their babymoon in Hawaii. Even dressed, there’s no hiding that baby bump. We know that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag probably wish that they had more of their former fortune to help welcome their child into the world. But you know what? This couple seems loving and, despite their histories, well-adjusted. In fact, their past mistakes might make them wiser people and wiser parents. We hope so, anyway.

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Kendall Jenner Goes Topless to Sell Bottoms

Well … it’s better than Freedom Fries . Okay, so Kendall Jenner’s latest ad is for something called the Freedom Panty. And while she’s wearing the panties in question, she’s not wearing anything else.  Considering how infamously terrible Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial was, this photo that we have below is a huge step up. In this photo, we see Kendall wearing a pair of red panties and standing to the side, with only her hands to conceal her bare breasts. The background and makeup and even her hair combine to give it an eery, uncanny valley quality. You’ll see. Kendall shared the advertisement on Instagram. In her caption, she tagged La Perla’s Instagram page. La Perla’s Instagram page also shared the ad, and included the caption: “Introducing La Perla’s #FreedomPanty, crafted from the finest French Leavers Lace with interwoven stretch. Shop online and in our boutiques.” On both pages, this was the photo: Move over, Madame Tussauds! We kid — that’s really Kendall Jenner; she only looks like a horrifying knockoff of the original. It’s part of the style of the photo — matching the way that her skin is made up to catch the light and the unnatural flowers behind her. (Besides, if Madame Tussauds’ terrible impressions of Beyonce are any indication, they couldn’t make something that looks this much like Kendall) Usually, Kendall is one of the most likeable of the Kardashian family. She’s beautiful and she’s less likely to say dumbass things or feud with people. She also has a real job — modeling — that’s pretty separate from what the rest of her family does. Lately, however, Kendall Jenner has seemed to be courting controversy at every turn. Her Pepsi ad was just a PR nightmare, obviously. Then there were the shirts that she and Kylie tried to market . (Ugh) And then, most recently, there was Kendall’s ad where she was smoking . Smoking is bad for your health and, more importantly, incredibly disrespectful to everyone around you. So many of Kendall’s fans are young and impressionable and really don’t need to be seeing celebrities smoking in any way that might make it seem cool or sexy. (Smoking rates keep going down — can we please keep it that way?) In her defense, Kendall absolutely mentioned in the captions that she doesn’t smoke. So this looks like another case of her being asked to do something and her accepting the instructions without raising a fuss. (Just like with the Pepsi ad) Basically, Kendall’s problem isn’t that she sits around coming up with bad ideas. It’s that she does her job by going along with other people’s bad ideas. And we do think that it’s unfair that so much ire is directed at Kendall herself rather than at the people who are actually responsible. Whether you love Kendall Jenner or can’t stand her … No matter what you think of the artistic choices in this ad … (Seriously, why choose such a gorgeous celebrity model if you’re going to give her that uncanny valley look?) … We can all agree on one thing: It’s way, way better than that Pepsi ad. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Enrages the Internet

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Jackson Roloff Aims to Be the World’s Cutest Baby

Little People, Big World Spoiler Alert:  Jackson Kyle Roloff is a cutie! Correction: He's a cutie patootie! The first child for Zach and Tori Roloff, Jackson was born on May 12, 2017 and made a few headlines at the time because his parents talked openly about his dwarfism . You should click on the link above to read more about what Zach has to say, it's interesting stuff. And you should click through the photos below for totally adorable snapshots of little Jackson! 1. Jackson Loves Mickey Is this the cutest photo ever of little Jackson Kyle Roloff? It’s gotta be a contender, right? 2. In His Crib Little Jackson Roloff is just hanging out in his crib in this cute photo, which was shared online by his mother. 3. I’m So Good at Peeing! Wrote Zach Roloff as a caption to this photo of his son: “Hi my name is Jackson! I like peeing when dad and mom are changing my diaper, eating, and sleeping. They say I have TaG abilities.” 4. Shhh… …. the little guy is sleeping. 5. Daddy and Son Zach holds his child in this still image from a video he made to update fans on Jackson’s status. 6. Safe and Secure Even Jacob Roloff stopped by to meet his nephew. The estranged Little People, Big World star shared this photo on Instagram. View Slideshow

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