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Shay Mitchell Gets Sexy Art

I keep waiting for that Pretty Little Liars show to get cancelled so Shay Mitchell here will finally have to consider taking me up on my promising new  business venture . But thanks to this “artsy” sexy black and white photoshoot, at least we’ve got something to tide us over while we wait. I figure this ought to last me and the Little Tuna a full 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I pace myself. Enjoy.

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does As If Magazine

Here’s everyone’s favorite glorified Hooters waitress — sorry, supermodel — Charlotte McKinney in a new spread for something called As If Magazine , and I guess I should be nicer to Charlotte these days, considering she’s got something a lot of those other Instagram models out there don’t have. No, I’m not talking about talent. I mean DDs. She didn’t get all those followers for nothing, right? Continue reading

Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira Is Still The World’s Hottest Swimsuit Designer

I hope you guys aren’t getting tired of all the serious hotness we’ve been getting from  Julia Pereira lately, because I’m definitely not. But just to mix things up a bit, I’ve got something I think you should all enjoy. Because the only thing better than seeing  the world’s hottest swimsuit designer modeling her own creations is a whole bunch of hot models showing off her new swimwear line, Julia Pereira by Lybethras. So just sit back and enjoy the view. Photos: Victor Sanabrais Continue reading

Nicole Meyer Is A Super Hot Piece

I’ve always said that Nicole Meyer was born to wear lingerie, but I’m man enough to admit when I got something wrong. Because after this latest photoshoot of hers, turns out the South African hottie looks every bit as good in a bikini too. So I’d like to officially apologize to Nicole for selling her short like that. Preferably over a bottle of wine and a few slices of leftover pizza at my place. It’s the least I can do. » view all 53 photos

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The New Magic App Is The Next Big Thing

There is a new app on the market that allows you to order anything you want from toothbrushes, to Mexican fighting masks and even weed. It’s called Magic and I think from now on I’ll never have to leave my house again. Hopefully, it can find me a date too.

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Anais Zanotti’s Hits The Beach In Her Bikini

Before I saw this latest set of bikini pictures from Anais Zanotti , the French model was already one of my favorite professional sunbathers, along with  the world’s hottest skydiver . But now we’ve got something else to add to the list: the sexiest ATV rider of all-time. But it got me thinking, if Anais likes this action sports stuff, she should really try hooking up with a blogger sometime. It’s extremely dangerous (for your reputation), gets the blood pumping, and it’s all over in about 30-45 seconds. Plus, it sounds way more fun than jumping out of an airplane. For me, at least. Photos: Fameflynet

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Danielle Knudson Will Blow Your Mind

I’m still waiting for Danielle Knudson to finally agree to go on a date with me, but in the meantime, I’ve got something we’ll all be able to enjoy: another set of bikini pictures from one of my favorite Canadian models. And if seeing more shots of this hottie from the Great White North in a bikini doesn’t get you heating up down south, I think you might need to make an appointment to get your eyes checked. As for the rest of you, enjoy. » view all 12 photos

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Beyonce Ass in Concert of the Day

I can’t imagine anyone cares about Beyonce’s ass now that it’s had a kid and something to prove since Jay Z cheats on her with Kim Kardashian’s friends, and more importantly, since Jay Z makes more money off Rihanna than Beyonce, and Beyonce got something to prove for her ego, and that isn’t that she can make money, she has tons of that…it’s that she’s hot and dudes want to fuck her…it’s all very fucking weird…she’s old, always fat despite getting fit, but I guess her butt’s ok, even if it is attached to a horrible fucking person… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hilary Duff And I Belong Together

In case you guys didn’t know, I’ve got something of a love/hate relationship going with my favorite MILF Hilary Duff right now. Basically, I love her, and I hate that we’re still not in a relationship yet. Anyway, here’s Hilary leaving the gym, only unlike her fellow workout hotties, she left wearing a pair of mom jeans instead of leggings or booty shorts . I mean, c’mon! Us perverts need to get in our daily workouts too. As a blogger, that’s pretty much the only exercise I get, unless you count bending over to pick up another slice of pizza. Photos: WENN.com

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