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Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski , some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

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Jack Osbourne’s Knocked Up Bitch of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if she’s in it for his boyish good looks…or great personality….or maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that he’s been on TV and comes from a celebrity family that will give her good options when it comes to what nanny to hire, what day spa to spend her days at, and what exotic latino pool boy she wants to fuck cuz I predict this is a K-Fed situation, just on a way lower step on the celebrity ladder…. More importantly I wonder why I’m doing a post on Jack Osbourne’s knocked up bitch….I assume it is my biological clock ticking….or maybe the fact that I love big milk filled tits…

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Fergie Gives Us A Nice View

Posted on December 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not very often I’ve got something complimentary to say about Fergie , not that I have anything against her, but she’s not exactly a natural beauty. Anyhow, today is an exception. Here she is dropping some of that cougar-like cleavage at the premiere of New Year’s Eve the other night. Now this Fergie I can handle. It just makes sense, if your face is busted, hide it behind some fat cleavage. I think it was Martin Luther Jr who said that.

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How Much Will the Blockbuster Chain Sell For at Auction?

Posted on April 4, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Last fall, Blockbuster Inc. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after accumulating nearly $1 billion in debt and today, the most popular movie-rental chain of the ’90s will sadly be auctioned off to the highest bidder. So just what does the cash-strapped company expect to net?

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Greta Gerwig Would Probably Join a Cult if Russell Brand Was the Leader

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It’s no secret that your friends at Movieline HQ have a healthy obsession with Greta Gerwig , but who does the Indie Queen turned rom-com staple bow at the altar for? Her Arthur co-star Russell Brand. “When Russell paid attention to you, the sun was shining on you and it was so warm and good. And then he’d take it away and you’d just want it back again,” she told New York . “Which is why I’ve always said he could be a cult or religious leader. Everyone was in love with him — men and women.” If this acting thing doesn’t work out, at least he’s got something to fall back on. [ New York ]

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Booty Pumps It

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big fat booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to really like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I know how insane that sounds, but women are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!

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Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old. The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit. Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.

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Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible… But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

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Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock.. Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness…. I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy. Pics via Fame

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring…. The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did… She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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