It seems like was just last week that we reported Wilmer Valderrama and Minka Kelly were back together and officially in a relationship. Oh, wait … That was just last week. Yes, we think it’s safe to assume that Minka’s douche detection equipment is much more powerful than Demi Lovato’s, as sources say the model has kicked Wilmer to the curb after just a few days of dating. In fairness, Minka and Wilmer dated back in 2012, so she had some warning that the douche-nado was headed her way. So she loses some points for taking Wilmer back in the first place… …but she quickly redeemed herself by kicking his ass to the curb. “They stopped dating,” a source confirmed to Us Weekly today. Since Us was the tabloid that revealed these two are dating in the first place, it’s safe to assume they know what they’re talking about. On the surface, it looks like a “friends with benefits,” fling-type situation, but the insiders seem to believe there was more going on. One source claims the couple actually got back together several weeks before we previously thought. The insider says the Minka-Wilmer reunion actually lasted about a month before it imploded, presumably over a fight about who has the quirkier first name. The reconciliation came just a few months after Wilmer and Demi Lovato broke up after six years of on-again, off-again dating. We’re guessing Demi was more than a little surprised by how quickly Wilmer moved on. Sadly, we weren’t exactly shocked. Wilmer has a reputation for living his life like he’s taking his cues from an unused Entourage script. We’re guessing after he broke up with Demi, the Turtle in Wilmer’s life twisted a couple doobs and discouraged him from calling up his ex, but Wilmer did it anyway, because while he’s totes a chillaxed bro, he’s kind of a romantic too, ya know? View Slideshow: 18 Most Bitter Breakups in Hollywood History Anyway, thankfully Minka was having none of it. Of course, this is a woman who dated Derek Jeter , and just about every dude on the planet pales in comparison to El Capitan. It’s a truth A-Rod knows all too well.
You may want to take cover, Taylor Swift. Kendall Jenner just hurled some major shade in your direction. Several weeks after Kim Kardashian went hard after Swift, exposing the singer as a pretty huge liar, the reality star’s half-sister has swooped in and taken a somewhat less direct swipe at the famous solo artist. But let’s not kid ourselves: It’s a swipe nonetheless. In a cover story for the October issue of Allure, Jenner is asked if her group of friends has a name. This is clearly a question inspired by Swift and her “Squad” because no one had ever thought of naming one’s group of friends before Taylor came along. That’s not an insult in and of itself. It’s just the truth. So, how did Kendall respond to this question? As follows: “This is going to sound really, really lame, but we all call ourselves the Super Natural Friend Group because we all have such cool individual lives and we’ve been dreaming about them since we were so young.” Jenner is talking about a clique comprised of such other stars as Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin and Cara Delevingne. And she is ABSOLUTELY taking a jab at Swift with this response. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Squad Members: An Official Who’s Who! Swift, of course, has become famous for walking the red carpet with her circle of friends, along with posing on Instagram with them and talking about them incessantly. They include such famous names as Selena Gomez, Lena Dunham and Karlie Kloss. But what started as a fairly harmless and cute gathering of close pals has devolved into a source of mockery. Jenner refers to her friends as “Natural” in the above quote because some believe Swift’s group is anything but; it can come across as contrived and PR-driven. Swift has been accused of acting like a diva and controlling everyone’s plans and lives; which, again, relates to Jenner’s commentary on how she and her friends are all about the “individual.” Kendall is selling herself here as the anti-Taylor Swift, as someone who is on equal footing with her other, very successful cohorts. This is supposedly in contrast with Swift, someone who she thinks stands on a soapbox over her so-called friends and bosses them around. Are we reading too much into a seemingly simple answer from Kendall Jenner? No. We are not. Because there’s no way they actually call themselves the Super Natural Friend Group. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Magazine Covers: She’s Everywhere! When describing the kind of friend she is, Jenner mentioned her astrological symbol and told Allure: “I’m a Scorpio, so I stick to people. If I love you, I love you. If I don’t like you, you’re screwed.” Taylor Swift disses aside, here’s what we really want to know: Is Kendall dating A$AP Rocky?!? Also unlike Swift, Jenner isn’t about to get into detail about her personal life. “I just – my personal life, I’m so young,” she says. “Whoever I’m dating, or going to be dating, is young, too. So I don’t think it’s figured out. Do you know what I mean? So if I don’t know what it is, I’d rather not let everyone else know.” That is a very mature, reasonable answer. It is also a very boring one. How can we turn that into a controversial celebrity gossip story?
In 2009, Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets via IVF after Dr. Michael Kamrava injected her with 12 embryos. Fast forward seven years, and Suleman insists that that she only wanted one more child, since at the time she was an unemployed single mother of six children. Since then, Dr. Kamrava had his medical license revoked, and Suleman has changed her name to “Natalie.” She’s also “killed” the nickname given to her by the press, “Octomom” in an attempt to move forward with her children as a normal mother. “Everything I ever did was for money to put food on the table,” Suleman told the Daily Mail . “Everyone thinks I had all these donations and help but I didn’t – I did everything on my own and paid everything out of my own pocket so I was Octomom for four years. Suleman did porn, took part in bikini photo shoots, all so that her 14 children wouldn’t go hungry. “The last two years of it were so dark,” Suleman admitted. “I descended down a very dark and destructive path .” Suleman “exploited” and “dehumanized” herself by stripping and getting into the adult industry, but she insists that she and her family were “on the verge of homelessness,” so she felt she had no choice. “The consequence of exploiting myself was deep toxic shame and self disgust,” she said. “To continue I had to numb and that’s when I started with the prescription drugs. “I wasn’t able to exploit myself and do what I was doing without it, which became a problem – it wasn’t healthy .” Because her line of work required her to look the part, Suleman opted for plastic surgery. However, she didn’t get nearly as much as the media claimed, nor did she spend money that was reserved for her children. “I had a breast augmentation after breastfeeding three kids, which I paid for myself as I was working,” she admitted. “I had a tummy tuck after the octuplets after a media outlet promised me $100,000 to pose nude. In 2008 she got lip injections, which left her feeling “ashamed,” she told the Mail . “The media created the character and I shamefully embraced it in 2009 out of scarcity and desperation to survive “This is not something I ever wanted but I think every single mother can understand the challenges we face.” At one point, Suleman decided she’d had enough of her job, and told her manager she was quitting. Her manager said she would face a lawsuit if she didn’t show up, so Suleman took her lumps and went to the job. After she wrapped, Suleman came home to find her 10-year-old daughter, Amerah playing dress-up in a pair of Suleman’s spiked heels. “Later on I was cleaning up in the middle of the night and I saw that heel on the stair and the kids were all sleeping,” Suleman recalled. “All my emotions I’d suppressed started to bubble out into rage and I took the heel and threw it across the house and it stuck in the wall. “It was like I’d escaped prison. That character of Octomom was dead.” These days, Suleman works as a counselor. It’s a vocation she knows well, since she was a nurse before the infamy took over her life. “Before that I worked as a psychiatric nurse for a decade – altogether on and off I’ve been in the helping profession for over 20 years,” she said. Still, it’s tough for the Sulemans to make ends meet, so they do get help from the government. “We still get a little welfare – we get food stamps,” she said “There’s a misconception of welfare. I’ve been working for three and a half years and people think I’m a lazy welfare recipient. “Everyone thinks people on welfare don’t work but welfare is supplemental. “My kids eat three times the amount that food stamps provide so I have to work to feed them. ‘I’ve been helping drug addicts and alcoholics, so I’m doing the hard work not the easy exploitative work. I’m back to who I am.’ And at the end of the day, Suleman can look her children in the eyes and tell them the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. “My kids know what I did as Octomom I tell them the truth,” she said. “I’ve told them I’ve done some very bad and shameful things and they say, ‘It’s okay mom we love you anyway and we’ll always love you.’ “They know I did it for them. We don’t have kid conversations, we have deep and intellectual conversations about all of this. They are so smart and so aware.” RIP Octomom.
In 2009, Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets via IVF after Dr. Michael Kamrava injected her with 12 embryos. Fast forward seven years, and Suleman insists that that she only wanted one more child, since at the time she was an unemployed single mother of six children. Since then, Dr. Kamrava had his medical license revoked, and Suleman has changed her name to “Natalie.” She’s also “killed” the nickname given to her by the press, “Octomom” in an attempt to move forward with her children as a normal mother. “Everything I ever did was for money to put food on the table,” Suleman told the Daily Mail . “Everyone thinks I had all these donations and help but I didn’t – I did everything on my own and paid everything out of my own pocket so I was Octomom for four years. Suleman did porn, took part in bikini photo shoots, all so that her 14 children wouldn’t go hungry. “The last two years of it were so dark,” Suleman admitted. “I descended down a very dark and destructive path .” Suleman “exploited” and “dehumanized” herself by stripping and getting into the adult industry, but she insists that she and her family were “on the verge of homelessness,” so she felt she had no choice. “The consequence of exploiting myself was deep toxic shame and self disgust,” she said. “To continue I had to numb and that’s when I started with the prescription drugs. “I wasn’t able to exploit myself and do what I was doing without it, which became a problem – it wasn’t healthy .” Because her line of work required her to look the part, Suleman opted for plastic surgery. However, she didn’t get nearly as much as the media claimed, nor did she spend money that was reserved for her children. “I had a breast augmentation after breastfeeding three kids, which I paid for myself as I was working,” she admitted. “I had a tummy tuck after the octuplets after a media outlet promised me $100,000 to pose nude. In 2008 she got lip injections, which left her feeling “ashamed,” she told the Mail . “The media created the character and I shamefully embraced it in 2009 out of scarcity and desperation to survive “This is not something I ever wanted but I think every single mother can understand the challenges we face.” At one point, Suleman decided she’d had enough of her job, and told her manager she was quitting. Her manager said she would face a lawsuit if she didn’t show up, so Suleman took her lumps and went to the job. After she wrapped, Suleman came home to find her 10-year-old daughter, Amerah playing dress-up in a pair of Suleman’s spiked heels. “Later on I was cleaning up in the middle of the night and I saw that heel on the stair and the kids were all sleeping,” Suleman recalled. “All my emotions I’d suppressed started to bubble out into rage and I took the heel and threw it across the house and it stuck in the wall. “It was like I’d escaped prison. That character of Octomom was dead.” These days, Suleman works as a counselor. It’s a vocation she knows well, since she was a nurse before the infamy took over her life. “Before that I worked as a psychiatric nurse for a decade – altogether on and off I’ve been in the helping profession for over 20 years,” she said. Still, it’s tough for the Sulemans to make ends meet, so they do get help from the government. “We still get a little welfare – we get food stamps,” she said “There’s a misconception of welfare. I’ve been working for three and a half years and people think I’m a lazy welfare recipient. “Everyone thinks people on welfare don’t work but welfare is supplemental. “My kids eat three times the amount that food stamps provide so I have to work to feed them. ‘I’ve been helping drug addicts and alcoholics, so I’m doing the hard work not the easy exploitative work. I’m back to who I am.’ And at the end of the day, Suleman can look her children in the eyes and tell them the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. “My kids know what I did as Octomom I tell them the truth,” she said. “I’ve told them I’ve done some very bad and shameful things and they say, ‘It’s okay mom we love you anyway and we’ll always love you.’ “They know I did it for them. We don’t have kid conversations, we have deep and intellectual conversations about all of this. They are so smart and so aware.” RIP Octomom.
Stevie J Is Going To Jail Over $1.1 Million Unpaid Child Support Case Stevie J is headed to jail next week! We EXCLUSIVELY reported back in May that the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star – who was born Steven Jordan was battling a seven figure sum in back support for his son, now 18, and daughter, 17. According to court papers obtained by BOSSIP, Stevie was supposed to pay $8,557 a month for the kids, and as of 2014, owed $1,107,412. The reality star had unsuccessfully tried to apply for “deferred prosecution,” where he’d essentially get off in exchange for him agreeing to certain terms from the government. But lawyers for the feds revealed that the government rejected Stevie’s request, and a judge scheduled it for trial in December. And Stevie J said he was none too pleased with the news. “It went how it went,” he told BOSSIP. “I got some things up my sleeve too. This case is bull***t.” Accompanied by his son, Lil Stevie, and a woman believed to be Lil Stevie’s mother, Stevie J told BOSSIP outside court that he’s a doting dad who’d just spent the weekend with his children enjoying the Bad Boy Reunion concert in Brooklyn. Stevie J now reveals that he will be serving jail-time for the unpaid child support case: The reality star writes: Not playing no games. No fakes no phonies real niggas only. Shout out to my reals ones locked up. #freefaceoff #freecoreyjacobs #freeloon #freedevaloso #Freelenlo bout to do this time starting next week, sum thing light for this child support case. My kids love me & I love them & that’s all that matters. Period. Fake industry niggas stand clear Danger Zone only! Trust no one. #freescrapdeleon #freeworld #FreeStevieJ
Well these colored folk sure have come a long way from the slave days…haven’t they, running the music scene, running the pop culture, running Olympic Gymnastics and Swimming, and even acting in movies and not as the token…setting trends in fashion and art…but one could argue, they are still just slaving for the white man, and people could argue that the white man just uses them to shut people up…and this is all part of the white agenda to whitewash America…and pretend that Black Lives Don’t matter…but they aren’t racist because they gave Justine Skye a shitty record deal…because I’ve never heard of her…or they’ve let Jay Z and Beyonce exploit themselves and their craft for money…to the point of singing about money…pretty trashy… Now I don’t know who Justine Skye is, but she’s in a bikini for W Magazine, and I think we can all agree that we are all one color, the human color, and all you racists need to start having sex with those races you hate, because I’m sure after white Sally from the south gets her pussy pounded inside out – or Herb the Hick gets ridden by a black goddess like she was doing a tribal fucking voodoo dance…he’d be less about shooting her the second the government gave him permission to…and more into shooting loads inside her and making babies…they are a fertile people…just go to Walmart… I find it so ridiculous how we’re still having race issues in America, while every single white kid wants to act like a hip hop gangster, you’d think that’d carry the nation – but divide and conquer or something.. The post Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We hate to admit this, but… … the Kardashian might not be entirely terrible. They are mostly terrible, don’t get us wrong. They mislead young fans into thinking that waist training is actually an effective thing… they think that posing naked on social media is a lot of work… and they brought Tyga into our lives. But still. Consider the following: On Friday, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian – along with Kris and Kendall Jenner – attended a private lunch with men and women who have lost relatives due to gun violence. The event was organized by Moms Demand Action and Everytown. Both are organizations that push for various gun control measures to be passed in Congress. “Having lunch with the families of loved ones who were killed by gun violence. I learned a lot from listening to their stories,” Kim wrote as a caption to the above image. She added: “Life is so precious! What will it take for this to stop? #NotOneMore #Everytown #MomsDemand.” View Slideshow: 13 Times Kim Kardashian Suffered from Serious #FirstWorldProblems Gun control appears to be one real issue that Kim takes seriously. After the massacre inside an Orlando nightclub that killed 49 patrons in June, Kim Tweeted: “Under current federal law people on terror watch lists can legally buy guns – this is called the Terror Gap,” Kim tweeted yesterday. “We have repeatedly called on Congress to close this loophole that makes it easy for dangerous people to get guns & kill. “Nothing has changed!!!! People continue to senselessly die. When will these gun laws be changed?!?!?!?!!!!?????” Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online will see footage from this luncheon on a future episode, so of course the family used the occasion as a fodder for their TV show. But whatever. If they made any difference at all in helping to get some common sense gun control laws passed in this country, we can’t say anything negative about them at this time. Erica Smegielski, whose mother was killed in the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School, also shared a picture she took with Kendall and Kourtney on Twitter, writing along with it: “Awesome to hang with these gun sense champs.” Also, Khloe posted the following on Instagram: “Was able to spend the afternoon with the families of victims of gun violence. Today was so very moving and impactful. “I learned so much and i’m so grateful to everyone who was brave enough to share their very traumatic stories.” In late June, Kim Kardashian went on a rant against the government after four new gun control measures failed to get passed. “So terrorists on fbi’s wanted lists can legally still buy guns. Oh & mentally ill people can buy guns without a background check too,” she wrote, adding: “The fact that anyone can so easily access guns is so scary & after all of the devastating loss the Senate should have not failed us!!!” Again, we shudder to write it, but… She makes some good points. We’re sort of frightened here. We’re not sure how to react to this. Here. Let’s post some Kim Kardashian nude selfies so everyone feels nice and normal again about these reality stars: View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Selfies: A Birthday Suit Breakdown
Big tits…don’t just open doors…they carry a fucking career…even on a half retard shell of a person from a different era in celebrity…before creating a sweatshop brand that the hundreds of millions of poor, sad, uneducated Americans the government created intentionally because they don’t want free thinkers to protest their authority…so distract with TV, exhaust with debt caused by things you see on TV, buy those things at Walmart…work long hours to pay that debt, feel exhausted, eat shitty food to stay awake – plus it’s all you can afford…die…that’s the American dream…or maybe the reality…where Jessica Simpson tits are the fucking dream…they represent so much evil, commercialization, materialistic bullshit…but despite her being in and out of fat in her mid-30s…are spectacular…or just massive..bigger than my head…I want to feed off them. TO SEE THE RESt OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Massive Breasts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the funniest, least gangster, billionaire actor with his pretentious accent, his super fame…and his gold digging, fame whoring, home wrecking wife Amber Heard…. Australia, like Elementary school, decided to punish the actor couple in the most hilarious way, we call “free product plug”…so they were ordered to issue an apology to make everyone declare EVERYTHING, thanks to their dogs being “smuggled” in…the government got Celeb spokespeople in a video, the world goes on another day… Johnny Depp, rolling his eyes knowing he is worth more to the world than Australia, but going along with it, because his cunt wife forced them to bring the dogs on the trip, breaking the rules, because why wouldn’t they…they are super fucking famous… Long gone are the days of Crybaby doing cock off Madonna’s clit..but instead, he’s doing the time for the crime, with the silliest slap on the wrist ever… I appreciate this video and Australia figuring out how to get endorsements without paying, something all great marketers do…from Ellen getting Shaq to play basketball on her show for some sponsor, or me locking an instagram model in my basement until she tells her fans to follow me…we’re all just trying to use people who are ahead…to get ahead…while sometimes getting head… They look so sleepy… The post Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make an Apology Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .