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Scarlett Johansson’s Knees Block The Goods

I was hoping that one of these days Scarlett Johansson would finally give us a peek at either her big fat boobies or something in the upskirt region. Sadly these pictures aren’t giving us either. So boring. I used to get more upskirt action when I visited my grandmother at the senior’s home for alzheimer patients, I guess that’s not much of a stretch, after a few shots of Schnapps those crazy old birds had no idea what they were doing….. Good times.

Granny, 72 having baby with grandson

Rather shockingly, Grandmother Pearl Carter, has not only embarked in an incestuous relationship with her grandson Phil Bailey, they have also got a surrogate mother to carry 'their' baby with the help of an egg donor. Phil tracked down his granny after his mother died and they soon became a couple. It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move after calling him into her bedroom and kissing him. Bizzare. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Incestuous-Grandmother-Pearl-Carter-… added by: sophosthegreat

Pearl Carter And Phil Bailey

72-year-old Pearl Carter has fallen in love and is having a baby with her 26-year-old grandson Phil Bailey. The pair have hired a surrogate mother to have their baby. Pearl says: “I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.” Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to be sick. VOM VOM VOM. The Best Links: Indiana Grandmother Is Having a New Baby. With Her Grandson. “I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,” Pearl says. “I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.” … That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers. Pearl says the relationship is not wrong after a friend told her about Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA) syndrome, which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and find they are attracted to each other. Genetic Sexual Attraction – Wikipedia View

Darius, The World’s Biggest Rabbit

SCIENCE BUZZ : It turns out that the Jessica Rabbit Grandmother also likes to raise giant (actual) rabbits. Darius, who weighs 50 pounds, is her fourth prize-winner. He is adorably fat. The Best Links: The 57-Year-Old Jessica Rabbit – Featured on BuzzFeed Read

World’s Worst Mother Hacks into Son’s Facebook Account and Says Mean Things About Him [Parenting]

A 16-year-old Arkansas boy filed harassment charges against his mother after she logged onto his Facebook account, changed his password, and posted slanderous things about him . She claims she was monitoring his behavior. No wonder he lives with his grandmother. More

Filipinos Crucified As Atonement Of Sins On Good Friday

An annual religious ritual disapproved by church leaders in the predominantly Roman Catholic country, Filipino devotees had themselves nailed to crosses on Good Friday to remember Jesus Christ’s suffering and death. In San Fernando City, at least 23 people were nailed to crosses in three villages to mark Good Friday.Foreigners were not allowed in participating this year except as spectators, Ching Pangilinan stated, a city tourism officer and one of the organizers. The ban was imposed after some foreigners took part in previous years just to make a film or make fun of the rites. “We don’t want them to just make a mockery out of the tradition of the people here,” Pangilinan said. The event drew more than 10,000 Philippine and foreign spectators.  Devotees dressed in robes and tin crowns walked to a dusty mound carrying wooden crosses on their backs. At the mound, men crucified their hands and feet. Ruben Enaje, a 49-year-old sign painter devotee who was nailed to a cross for the 24th time as his way of thanking God for his survival after falling from a building. Mary Jane Mamangon, a 34-year-old rice cake vendor, was the lone female devotee to be nailed to a cross this year in San Juan village. It was her 14th time.  According to Mamangon, she started this ritual when she was 18 and has taken part in the annual rites on and off to seek God’s help in saving her ill grandmother and now her younger sister, who is suffering from cancer. “I do it because I have seen that it works,” she told The Associated Press. “I saw how my grandmother recovered from her illness.” Mamangon said she has faith that God will take care of her and her family. Similar rites took place in nearby Bulacan province, while in other parts of the country, half-dressed, barefooted penitents walked the streets, whipping their bloody backs with pieces of wood dangling from ropes as a way to atone for sins. Church leaders disapprove of such practices. The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) stated that the real expression of Christian faith during Lent is through repentance and self-renewal, not flagellation or crucifixion. Bishop Rolando Tirona of the Prelature of Infanta said flagellation and cross nailings are expressions of superstitious beliefs, and are usually done out of need for money or to encourage tourism, which make them wrong. About 80 percent of the Philippine population of more than 90 million are Roman Catholic. An annual religious ritual disapproved by church leaders in the predominantly Roman Catholic country, Filipino devotees had themselves nailed to crosses on Good Friday to remember Jesus Christ’s suffering and death. In San Fernando City, at least 23 people were nailed to crosses in three villages to mark Good Friday.Foreigners were not allowed in participating this year except as spectators, Ching Pangilinan stated, a city tourism officer and one of the organizers. The ban was imposed after some foreigners took part in previous years just to make a film or make fun of the rites. “We don’t want them to just make a mockery out of the tradition of the people here,” Pangilinan said. The event drew more than 10,000 Philippine and foreign spectators.  Devotees dressed in robes and tin crowns walked to a dusty mound carrying wooden crosses on their backs. At the mound, men crucified their hands and feet. Ruben Enaje, a 49-year-old sign painter devotee who was nailed to a cross for the 24th time as his way of thanking God for his survival after falling from a building. Mary Jane Mamangon, a 34-year-old rice cake vendor, was the lone female devotee to be nailed to a cross this year in San Juan village. It was her 14th time.  According to Mamangon, she started this ritual when she was 18 and has taken part in the annual rites on and off to seek God’s help in saving her ill grandmother and now her younger sister, who is suffering from cancer. “I do it because I have seen that it works,” she told The Associated Press. “I saw how my grandmother recovered from her illness.”Mamangon said she has faith that God will take care of her and her family. Similar rites took place in nearby Bulacan province, while in other parts of the country, half-dressed, barefooted penitents walked the streets, whipping their bloody backs with pieces of wood dangling from ropes as a way to atone for sins. Church leaders disapprove of such practices. The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) stated that the real expression of Christian faith during Lent is through repentance and self-renewal, not flagellation or crucifixion. Bishop Rolando Tirona of the Prelature of Infanta said flagellation and cross nailings are expressions of superstitious beliefs, and are usually done out of need for money or to encourage tourism, which make them wrong. About 80 percent of the Philippine population of more than 90 million are Roman Catholic. Filipinos Crucified As Atonement Of Sins On Good Friday is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Jesse James and the Genius Career Move of the Day

Last time I checked – most of Hollywood are Jews and Jews really don’t ever find Nazi jokes funny. Even the disconnected self-hating Jews have issues dressing up and dancing around the room like they were Hitler or even laughing at the guy they gave a TV show doing the shit under any context even if it’s a party game, except maybe if it was a movie where Hilter is just being represented for historical reasonso….So I can assume this is career suicide in terms of his TV career…. Last time I checked – most divorce Lawyers are Jews and Jews don’t really like representing Nazis, but I guess since Lawyers are a different breed of human who understand a high profile case that will lead to more business whether the client is a Nazi, a murderer, a child rapist or not…. See, I am not affected by this shit, but even I know it’s a stupid fucking joke. Sure, he wasn’t affected by WWII and it’s a funny taboo thing to joke about when you have no skill at making jokes, especially amongst your hardcore tattooed up punk rock friends…the same friends who were skinheads in the 80s and who haven’t dropped the “Fuck the World” attitude….. He’s not Jewish, so he doesn’t really give a fuck about offending his grandmother who is a survivor and I am sure it wasn’t even his intention…he was probably just mocking Hitler cuz someone had the hat lying around not thinking a picture would ever be taken or released. Just a stupid decision…. I’m just waiting for the Sandra Bullock Nazi photos to surface cuz you know when these two first met she was trying to suck up to him and fit in with him any way she could….I would love for it to hit so people realize what their American Sweetheart really is…a Nazi fucking cunt….cuz I am tired of everyone falling into her marketing trap…there is no way she’s this nice, all american girl you see in the movies…we don’t know her…we see what they want us to see… Either way, dude is an idiot who doesn’t know how to cover his ass. He made himself look bad last week and now he’s made himself look real bad…and this is career suicide at its best….

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Lil Eazy-E Remembers His Dad, 15 Years Later

‘He was a great daddy,’ MC says of his rap-pioneer father. ‘He had a lot of time for us.’ By Shaheem Reid, with reporting by Matt Elias Lil Eazy-E Photo: MTV News Lil Eazy-E got up early on Friday morning (March 26). The day started with him comforting his grandmother, and all day, he talked about his namesake, his father from AIDS complications. Lil Eazy knew Eazy-E just as Dad, but he shared his pops with the world. Eazy was a marketing and record-label genius. He pioneered gangsta rap, and his ear for talent spoke for itself. Besides founding N.W.A and discovering Bone Thugz-n-Harmony, Eazy Sr. put a lot of other viable acts and influenced countless others. “It was big,” Lil Eazy said of his dad’s influence. “A lot of producers he gave inspiration to. Dr Dre’s a big thing. Eminem’s a big thing. 50 Cent’s a big thing. If you didn’t have my father, you wouldn’t have none of them. Other rappers, if my father didn’t invent Ruthless Records and N.W.A, you wouldn’t have that line. Ice Cube, MC Ren, Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre, therefore Death Row. Death Row was started before any breakup was going on. They’ll get the truth one day on a nice big screen. He had a lot of artists outside the genre of rap. J.J. Fad, Michel’le, Will.I.Am, he was even working with my father. My father found him. A lot of big things. “His loyal fans give him that credit, but he’s the godfather of gangsta rap. One thing he doesn’t get a lot is the big respect for hip-hop. Eazy-E is a big, big part of hip-hop.” Although Lil Eazy obviously still misses his dad, the anniversary of his death has become easier to cope with over the years. “As I got older, it was more of a celebration,” he said about March 26. “I got a lot of strength through support of people. I’m the oldest son, so you gotta be there. Just like this morning, my grandmother had it kinda hard. I don’t know if it’s because it’s 15. Today, I knew she had it hard. I can’t let the morning hit me too hard. Usually, every year, I do a little radio tribute, me and Julio G. It gives a little inspiration. The fans give love and support. It lightens me up. But on my personal tip, it’s not a good day. It’s not.” Lil Eazy said he’d love to have a biopic on his dad, as he still rides with many of his pops’ CDs in his car. When asked about the fond memories, his smile shone bright. “People don’t understand, he was a father,” Lil Eazy said. “My grandmother, I was raised by her. Weekends, I got picked up by my father. He picked up all his kids. My father had a lot of kids. Everything was jokes. We’d be over at Grandma’s. He took us on Disneyland trips. That’s when you realize you’re really somebody. All these [other fan] kids? We’re supposed to be having time with daddy. All these kids and all these families wanna take pictures. He bought me anything I wanted. He was a great daddy. He had a lot of time for us.” Eazy said it was around 5 or 6 years old that he discovered his pops was unlike other dads. Around 8, he sat down with his dad for the first time and gave an opinion on music. Lil Eazy held back tears when talking about the last memories he has of his dad. “My last one was about when he first went into surgery for leakage in his lungs,” Lil Eazy said. “He went to the hospital. We was chillin’, talking, not understanding he was sick. He was like how he is every other day, eating a hamburger. You’re not supposed to, but you’re eating a hamburger. We was chillin’ in Cedars Sinai. That was the last fondest, good memory. Then I was called in a couple of days before he passed away, and he couldn’t talk. I just walked in, and they let me see him. He couldn’t say nothing. I just cried. As a kid, I couldn’t understand it, why he couldn’t say nothing to me. He’s squeezing my hand as I exited from the room.” Eazy-E died on March 26, 1995, due to complication from the AIDS virus. Lil Eazy-E said he continues to promote awareness of the disease as well as to help find a cure. How has Eazy-E’s music impacted your life? Share your memories in the comments section below. Related Photos N.W.A. Founder Eazy E Remembered Related Artists N.W.A.

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Britney Spears is Looking Unstable in Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears was out shopping in a ridiculous outfit and I don’t think she was wearing a bra, because her nipples that are positioned great for midgets to suck on, seem to be exposed, but I’m too lazy to look, I just figure anyone dressed like a court jesters is about to lose her fucking shit again and the whole world will get another Britney Spears media takeover…I figured she’s already shaved her head for us, maybe this time she’ll shave her pussy in some manic rage for us, but I guess that’s just wishful thinking and the liklihood of her next episode being hot is really unlikely and I’ve got my money on her taking a shit in public, jumping off a bridge, or something equally funny but not so easy to jerk off to, but then again, since bitch turned 18 she hasn’t been so easy to jerk off to…. Either way, here are some pics of her lookin like she’s a bout to blow the fuck up in some wild bloomers you’d expect to find on your grandmother back in 1890…something that may bring back fond memories of childhood masturbation…if you’re 70. Pics via Fame

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Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day

One of the miracles of modern times, like the shit people will look back on in 1000 years about our generation is Heidi Klum. This bitch gets ravaged by big black cock the way the Germans like it, with pain and feces and pumps out a small army of half breed kids, in efforts to detach herself with her aryan Nazi background, like a final fuck you to Hitler for tarnishing her people and proving that the stereotypes of Germans just aren’t true, but still manages to look like this…she must be genetically modified cuz it doesn’t make any sense… I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why, I just know she’s showing off some tit and body that even if it is photoshopped, still looks fucking amazing…without even considering the fact that she’s damaged goods….and more moms need to start taking notes on this shit or something cuz more pussy needs to age this well… I am convinced her beauty stems from her grandmother and mother being exposed to some freakish Nazi Germany initiative from their human DNA testing that lead to spiking the water system with chemicals that re-worked their genetics for some to win Olympic medals in Gymnastics and other to look this good…because I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know something is going on here. This is almost not human….and no matter how good it looks it is totally unnatural…

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