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Pam Anderson’s Old Fake Tits Giving Envelopes Hep C of the Day

I thought people who protested Peta were supposed to “rather go nude than wear fur” or get body painted like animals and thrown into cages. The kind of thing where everyone who got the press release got all excited cuz it sounds hot in theory and makes it out to see the shit go down, only to realize the only people who get nude for fur, or who get body painted for the ethical treatment of animals are fucking bull dykes, with beer belly’s and shitty tits thanks to the hormones they’ve been taking to become a dude. You know the same bitches who spell “Women” with a “Y” so it reads “Womyn” and they can say shit like “Taking the men out of the womyn” cuz they are fucking dykes and that’s what dykes do…. Here is Pam Anderson supporting animal rights, even though her original fake tits were tested on animals before allowed in humans, and somewhere out there is a cat with DDs they don’t want you to know about, and she’s doing it by giving envelopes her hepatitis while fully clothed in some really horrible unsexy outfit, pretty much making this campaign obsolete. The whole idea of getting Pam Anderson on board is so she walks around in a one-piece, not so that she dresses like your grandmother going to bed, even though she’s almost old enough to be a grandmother….and the real question is who really fucking cares….I’m thinking no one…. Pics via Bauer

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Katie Stevens vs. Katelyn Epperly: Semifinalist Showdown!

How far can young and cute carry Katie Stevens and Katelyn Epperly this season on American Idol ? It’s a question worth asking because these two semifinalists don’t have the strongest voices on the show. But Stevents, at least, has the most moving personal story of any contestant: she’s extremely close to her grandmother, who suffers from Alzheimer’s disease. The Boston native says she’d love nothing more than to achieve her dreams while her grandmother is still relatively cognizant. Epperly, meanwhile, is a 19-year old from Iowa. She plays the piano and has served as the vocalist for Katelyn & the Bruises, a folk rock band. Compare the hopefuls below and then vote in our poll… Which semifinalist will go farther on American Idol? We also encourage readers to sound off on a showdown between Michelle Delamor and Paige Miles . Which of these singers will do the best?

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Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

I think it’s almost funny that wearing leggings are enough reason to get me to post on the site, even though every fucking girl and her mother and maybe even her grandmother are rockin’ leggings these days, like shit isn’t skin tight, ass and pussy hugging and the closest I’ll ever get to seeing them naked. I guess it is evolution of the cocktease slut, as the cocktease slut is wider spread than ever, and soon enough bitches will be walking around the city naked, pointing to their pussies asking if you want it only to say “you can’t have it” so you act like the caveman you are and take it because there’s only so much cocktease a man can take before raping. Pics via Bauer

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Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

How to Get on The New York Times’ Most-Emailed List

In the years since Andrew Wiles solved Fermat’s Last Theorem, the greatest intellectual puzzle facing humankind has been: How does the New York Times “Most-emailed” list work? Social science has finally given us the answer! A team of sociologists at the University of Pennsylvania undertook an exhaustive study of the New York Times most-emailed list. They first assembled a data set based on the contents of the list over more than six months. Then they dug in to see why stories ended up there. Thus they unlocked the secret of journalism’s holy grail— and perhaps even of virality itself! Their findings, as reported by the Times’ John Tierney are a mix of the totally obvious and the Slate -y counter-intuitive. The obvious: A prominently-featured article is more likely to make the list, as is one written by a famous person. Slightly more surprising was the fact that longer articles were more e-mail worthy. (Because they were more interesting?). But the most interesting findings are also the most useful for anyone hoping to make it on the only list that matters: The researchers identified four key qualities of an article’s content which resonates on some psychic level with school-teachers, your grandmother and procrastinating college sophomores alike. The most-emailed articles are: Awe-inspiring: The quality which most helped an article reach the list was inspiring awe in the reader. That is, they blow their mind by making them contemplate something physically or intellectually enormous—a natural wonder, a work of art, a big idea, the indomitable human spirit, etc. People like to share with others their feelings of awe. (Example articles: “Fury of Girl’s Fists Lifts Up North Korean Refugee” and “The Promise and Power of RNA.” Emotional: If you want to be emailed, try tugging on a reader’s heart-strings with a weepy tale of struggle, or of redemption. They will be all “You HAVE to read this. OMG SO SAD/INSPIRING.” (Example: “Redefining Depression as Mere Sadness.”) Positive: The old newspaperman’s cliche of “if it bleeds it leads” did not hold up under our researcher’s critical eye. People like to share happy things, apparently. Surprising: Things that make you go “woah.” (i.e. a story about chickens in Harlem, or a marathon-running restaurateur.) With this science-approved information in hand, we have visually dissected the top five most e-mailed Times articles as of 11pm, Feb. 9th, 2010. Study them, for they hold the secret of “going viral”:

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Frances Bean Cobain To Make Recording Debut

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love’s daughter sings on Dresden Dolls members’ project, Evelyn Evelyn. By Kyle Anderson Frances Bean Cobain Photo: Getty Images It was probably only a matter of time before Frances Bean Cobain — the daughter of late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and Hole mastermind Courtney Love — dipped her toe into the ocean of the music business

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Kate Major: Jon Gosselin is a Loser

We know this may come as a huge shock to you, but Jon Gosselin is apparently a “huge loser,” according to an inside source with knowledge of the subject. Kate Major, who sort of dated Jon last summer, is now dating Michael Lohan . This speaks volumes about her taste, but still, she says it’s a step up from Jon

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Tweeting Wrath of Courtney Love Kicked Up a Notch

Calling Courtney Love insane is like calling Jersey Shore trashy, The Bachelor fake, Tila Tequila a publicity whore, or Robert Pattinson a hunk. It goes without saying.

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‘American Idol’ Hopeful Katie Stevens Is Early Breakout Star

Teen has old-soul vocal chops and compelling backstory. By Eric Ditzian “American Idol” season-nine judges Photo: FOX While it’s far too early to say which “American Idol” hopefuls will make it to the show’s coveted top-24 semifinal round, after Tuesday night’s premiere we know one thing for certain: Katie Stevens has become one of the ninth season’s early breakout personalities. Her stirring family backstory is the fodder that “Idol” producers crave.

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‘American Idol’ Hopeful Katie Stevens Is Early Breakout Star

American Idol Premiere: Boston! Bawling! Beckham!

The first few episodes of American Idol are typically an exercise in patience and predictions. Viewers must sit through an endless stream of pathetic auditions – some amusing, most annoying – in order to hear that one voice and/or see that one face that could truly become the next American Idol .

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American Idol Premiere: Boston! Bawling! Beckham!

Jayde Nicole Wrapped Like a Shitty Christmas Present of the Day

I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person on at least one occassion that I was sober enough to remember. See she is Canadian and everyone knows everyone in Canada

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Jayde Nicole Wrapped Like a Shitty Christmas Present of the Day