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Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name. It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid… You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm… It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: First Grader Caught Passing Out Grandma’s “Victoria’s Secret” H-Ron To Kids In His Class!

Where have all the responsible adults gone?!? 7-Year-Old Caught With Grandmother’s Drugs In His Pocket At School Via NYDailyNews A Pennsylvania boy left grandma’s house with more than the usual sweets and goodies. The first-grader allegedly took his grandmother’s heroin to Caln Elementary School in Coatesville and gave packets to at least one of his classmates Friday. The 7-year-old had nine bags of heroin — all stamped with the words “Victoria’s Secret” — stuffed in his pockets, Philadelphia’s WPVI reported. He gave one to another student, whose mother found it hours later. The District Attorney’s Office said the boy’s grandma, who is 56 years old, is a known heroin user. She was arrested Sunday and faces endangering the welfare of children and drug charges. “Any exposure to heroin for a young child is likely to result in death,” District Attorney Tom Hogan said in a statement. “The defendant is lucky that she was not responsible for the death of her own grandson or somebody else’s child.” Can you imagine what parents would do to this lady if their child died from this isht?! Police said Bilinski-Munion lost track of her heroin when she was watching the boy at the family home Thursday night, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported. The boy told police he pocketed the drugs when he found them on the floor. When police searched the home Saturday night, they found even more heroin bags, including an empty one in a child’s pair of pants. Lock her up. Lose the key. Straight like that. Image via Shutterstock/Chester County D.A.

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Lupita Nyong’o and Her Mom, Dorothy: 10 Of Their Shining Moments

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People Ain’t Isht: 18-Year-Old Ohio Teen Charged With Stabbing His Grandmother To Death For Her Welfare Checks

Lock his azz up ! Via 19 Action News reports: Geauga County Prosecutor Jim Flaiz announced Thursday that Clayton C. Phillips, 18, of Russell Township, was indicted by the Geauga County Grand Jury in a nine-count indictment relating to the homicide of his grandmother, Ruth Phillips, 81. The murder occurred on January 21, 2014. Phillips was charged with aggravated murder, murder, felonious assault, tampering with evidence, possessing criminal tools, misuse of credit cards, and gross abuse of a corpse. The aggravated murder count carries a maximum sentence of life without the possibility of parole. On January 21, 2014, Ruth Phillips was found stabbed to death in the basement of her Russell Township residence. Her body was discovered by officers after they received a request for a welfare check. Clayton Phillips was apprehended by the Northern Ohio Violent Fugitive Task Force in the early morning hours of January 22, 2014. He is currently incarcerated in the Geauga County Jail for violating probation from a previous case in the Chardon Municipal Court. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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50 Cent Talks Ciara’s Baby, Vivica Fox , Chelsea Handler & Rihanna’s Box Making Guys Act Like Females [Video]

50 Cent Talks Ciara, Vivica Fox, Chelsea Handler And Rihanna With a new album in the works and a recently announced gig as the headliner of this year’s Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, Queens rapper 50 Cent is back on his best bullisht. 50 recently stopped by the Rickey Smiley Morning Show for a quick interview and among other things, he opened up about his past relationships with Ciara, Chelsea Hander and Vivica Fox. Check out a few interview excerpts below. On current relationship with Chelsea Hander & Ciara: Chelsea’s cool. I might actually do her show before it’s over. Yeah, yeah [we’re still friends], and me and Ciara are still friends. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the time we spent during that period.   You usually find out about my relationships after they’re finished. On whether or not he’s congratulated Ciara on her baby: I haven’t. I haven’t. I spoke to her grandmother last night. She’s a sweetheart. 50 also spoke on why he’d never want to date Rihanna and made an interesting revelation about why he just might end up with Vivica Fox when it’s all said and done. Peep the rest of what he had to say, along with the full interview video, on the flip.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Beautiful And Depressed 15-Year-Old Girl Jumps To Her Death From Grandmother’s Apartment Building

What is going on with all these people jumping off of buildings ??? Girls Jumps To Her Death From Grandmother’s Apartment Building She had her whole life ahead of her… According to NY Daily News: A tormented 15-year-old girl who mused on Facebook about committing suicide jumped to her death Thursday from the roof of her grandmother’s Upper West Side building, police said. Jayah Shaileya Ram Jackson’s recent posts portray an emotionally troubled teen who was gripped by loneliness and struggling with depression. “I’m actually just going to wait for someone to make a petition for me to kill myself because it’s inevitable,,, like, we all see it coming,” Jayah wrote on Tuesday. Two days later, Jayah followed through on her suicidal threats. The teen walked up to the roof of her grandmother’s Amsterdam Ave. building about 10:40 a.m. and plunged 27 stories, police sources said. On Facebook, Jayah Shaileya Ram Jackson talked about suicidal thoughts and criticism about her weight. “She’s such a sweet, sweet girl,” said the doorman of the building, David Foster, 56. “I never knew she had any problems.” Nowadays, parents really have to keep an eye on their children’s social media. Often times the signs of a tragedy are right there… Facebook

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Flowers In The Attic Trailer: Movie Promises To Be True To Novel. Yes, Even That Scene.

Flowers in the Attic ​, the V. C. Andrews novel you read under the covers with a flashlight and against your own best interests, is getting a fresh start in January.  The Dollanganger family is returning to the small screen in a Lifetime reboot of the 1987 film. And where the original film glossed over the relationship between Cathy and her brother,  THAT scene is included in this version. Watch the trailer now and see for yourself. Flowers In the Attic Trailer Flowers in the Attic is the story of four children who are locked away in their grandmother’s attic while their mother schmoozes her way back into her father’s good graces in the hopes of inheriting his money when he dies. While trapped, the two oldest children develop romantic feelings for one another–and act on them–while trying to keep the youngest two alive. Starring Heather Graham as the mother who basically sells out her own children for the chance to be rich again and Academy Award winner Ellen Burstyn as the evil, rule-making, child-abusing grandmother, this adaptation boasts a stellar cast.  Mason Dye and Kiernan Shipka, yes, Sally from  Mad Men ,  are set to play incestuous siblings Chris and Cathy Dollanganger.  What do you think? Will you be watching  Flowers in the Attic when it airs in January?

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Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

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Miley Cyrus Honors Grandmother with New Tattoo

Miley Cyrus is in the news once again. For dressing like Lil Kim ? For taking her clothes off? For making out with Benji Madden ? For taking a lit joint from Adam Lambert ? Nope. For a legitimately heartfelt reason this time: the singer has gotten a new tattoo in honor of her grandmother. Miley showed it off today in a Twitter photo, telling a follower the image is of her “mammie because I am her favorite & she is mine.” Ouch. Sorry. Tough break there, Billy Ray Cyrus. The ink depicts the artist’s grandmother’s face and neck and it fades just before getting to Miley’s right wrist. Kat Von D was actually the one to draw the tattoo on Miley and she took to Instagram soon afterward and wrote: “Love, love, loved tattooing you last night, @mileycyrus.” This is Miley’s fourth tattoo overall. What do you think of the relative homage?

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Vanessa Hudgens Twerks of the Day

Like every single girl under 40…Vanessa Hudgens is twerking…only unlike every girl…she’s doing while performing shitty dance songs at night clubs in Los Angeles…. She also does it to Bubble Butt like all the college girls…and it’d be more interesting if she was 10 pounds lighter, naked at 17, braiding her thick Disney Bush… I guess this is just evidence that rave culture is dead, it’s gone Hollywood, mainstream, and fucking shitty….but booty shaking will live forever…even when it’s done shitty…I mean she’s under 25….my grandmother could twerk better than this and she’s dead as fuck…

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