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Two couples — Rachel and Finn and Kurt and Blaine — take it to the next level on latest episode. By Jim Cantiello Lea Michele on “Glee” Photo: FOX Sex was all up in “Glee” on Tuesday night, as two couples took things to the next level in an episode appropriately titled “The First Time.” The coitus will surely complicate Finn and Rachel’s situation, while it brought Kurt and Blaine closer than ever. For the second week in a row, “Glee” introduced a new character. This one’s named Sebastian, played by Grant Gustin, an aggressive new Warbler with one mission: Snatch Blaine away from Kurt. Yes, Karofsky returned for a brief scene in a gay bar, and yes, Coach Bieste now has a love interest, and yes, Mike Chang’s dad cut him off for performing “West Side Story” with his castmates. But let’s face it: All anyone’s talking about is the dirty deed. So take a gander at my latest musical “Glee”-Cap. It’s waiting for you in all its Hype Williams-inspired glory in the embedded video player above. Sing along if you feel like it! Light a Duraflame, baby Silence your phone They’re gonna do it, maybe While their parents aren’t home Takin’ it slow so far Just a magical kiss Blaine is horny in a car So drunk at the gay bar And Kurt’s all, “You ain’t gettin’ this, no” Now’s not the time Kurt is losing his mind (Kurt’s losing his mind!) Jealous of a new guy in town (He’s a slut. And a pig. And a slut pig) Sebastian’s his name Stealing men is his game But Blaine’s devoted Now Kurt, he knows it So Klainers put your hands in the air for … Soft-focus sexin’ All up on my TV screen Soft-focus sexin’ It’s tame ’cause conservatives will scream Soft-focus sexin’ If you want grinding watch “Queer as Folk” Soft-focus sexin’ You’d think at least we’d get one tiny grope, nope Rachel wants to do the nasty To prepare for a role Her motives make Finn antsy So he decides to withhold Cooter the Recruiter tells Finn “You’re not the best” But it gets him in the mood for Some pity sex Soft-focus sexin’ The straight couple makes out on a bed yet … Soft-focus sexin’ … The gay guys just lay there instead Soft-focus sexin’ You can have sex while wearing clothes?! Soft-focus sexin’ We’re still dealing in prime time So no cigars, just close Close [ Spoken outro ] I know there are some heartbroken Klainers out there Who wanted some bump ‘n’ grind (Bump ‘n’ grind!) But we have to wait for our nation to be more accepting Just give it time (Give it time!) Soft-focus sexin’ It’s better than nothin’, I guess Soft-focus sexin’ I mean, holy crap — they had sex! What did you think of this week’s episode? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos Musical ‘Glee’-Caps Of Season 3

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‘Glee’-Cap: Feels Like ‘The First Time’