Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them…. She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important… The post Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Richie is in fitness gear – because this mom of a bunch of kids with one of the most offensive characters of the late 90s…the Good Charlotte Twin, not the one married to Cameron Diaz, but rather the one that is with this on, unless they swap out their vaginas and pass them around the room….like the hookers they are…because that’s how twins live…but they are so cheesy, their lame mall-brand tattoos that match their mall brand music – set them apart in a “we try to one up each other in being lame as fuck”… That said, here’s Nicole Richie, not fat anymore thanks to her gastric bypass in some leggings, reminding of the greatest night of my life that was spent hanging out with here – where she didn’t say one word to me – not because she’s shy…but because she’s a bratty spoiled adopted cunt no one actually likes…and is bitter about it… Blast from the late 90s past…because we are old…and show is Nicole Richie…but her mom ass is ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Richie in Workout Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In an absolutely stunning and unprecedented turn of events, Daylight Saving Time 2017 shook the nation to its core Sunday morning. As a result, rattled citizens across this great country are taking to their computers, phones and friends to ask the all-important question: “What Time Is It?” Seriously. This is an actual thing going on. The trending topics on Google at this moment on the 12th day of March include “Daylight Savings Time,” “What Time is It?” and “Local Time.” It’s chaos out there in America, people. Earlier this morning, for the first time since 2016, U.S. residents (Arizona, Hawaii and P.R. excluded … lucky) were hit with a jarring reality: The need to set their clocks forward. By one hour. No more, no less. Jaws? Hitting the ground. Fear not, though. Breathe. We’ve got this, people. We got it. If we band together, we can not only come to grips with this, but thrive. THG has provided a helpful Daylight Saving Time 2017 visual aid to assist you and keep you on an even emotional keel today. See above. You’re welcome. While the time change costs us an hour of sleep, evenings will be noticeably brighter, a reminder that spring is just around the corner. The sun will set around 7 p.m. or later in most of the U.S., meaning no more commuting home in the dark and more hours to be outside. Cities on the western edge of time zones will enjoy the latest sunsets, as they always do, but must also endure the darkest mornings. One of the biggest arguments against Daylight Saving Time is the reduction in light in the mornings, especially with kids going to school. Of course, the Earth is still moving in the right direction, and the sun will continue to rise earlier and earlier for the next three months. The arrival of spring means that daylight is now increasing at its most rapid pace of the year, so the mornings won’t be dark for long. By mid-April, sunrise will have “caught up” to where it was before DST, so you’ll have that extra hour of evening light and then some. If you don’t like it? Well, you’re probably giving this way too much thought, but we have some reassuring news for you just the same. Just wait 7.75 months and ride this thing on out. Come November 5, you can go back to Standard Time and pretend this never happened. See below:
Let's be real with ourselves for a minute: if anyone could bring on an actual apocalypse, like an honest to goodness, for real apocalypse, it would be Donald Trump, right? His amount of power plus his amount of ignorance … it's just not that hard to imagine. And, according to this glorious skit Saturday Night Live aired last night, it could happen sooner than we think. Yes, Alec Baldwin brought his half-hilarious, half-terrifying Trump impression back to SNL last night, and instead of poking fun at something ridiculous the president has already done, they looked to the future. One year into the future, specifically, which is when they predict “aliens from the planet Zorblatt 9” will land on earth and kill us all. An Army troop is gathered, determined to save the human race from the aliens, who are quickly destroying the world. But before they begin their mission, Trump has some words to share. He rambles for a moment — so true to real life, right? — and someone asks him what they should do. Trump's response? “We are going to bring coal back.” Is it funny or tragic? Then again, isn't that always the question? Baldwin's Trump throws in an Arnold Schwarzenegger jab , a reference to “fake news,” and he even manages to work in a racist joke! Check out the possible future of our country in the video below:
Scarlett Johansson isn't having the greatest time in life right now — she's just filed for divorce from her husband , Romain Dauriac, and it looks like there's going to be quite the custody battle for their three-year-old daughter. But even though Scarlett may be going through an inner struggle, she's still a professional. And right now, that means that she was still able to absolutely kill it as the host for Saturday Night Live last night. For one of her skits, she did a little perfume ad. But not only that … she did a perfume ad as Ivanka Trump. “Every man knows her name,” the voiceover for the ad begins. “Every woman knows her face. When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her.” “She's Ivanka.” Cue Scarlett's pouty-lipped, vacant-eyed impression of Ivanka. And it only gets better from there. The perfume, as it turns out, is called Complicit. Amazing, right? “A feminist,” the voiceover continues. “An advocate. A champion for women, like … huh?” “She's loyal, devoted, but probably should have bounced after the whole Access Hollywood bus thing . Oh well.” “Complicit,” the ad finishes. “The fragrance for the woman who could stop all of this, but won't.” Let Scarlett make you cry with tears of laughter (and just regular tears) in the video below:
We’re hours away from Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl LI halftime show, and though she’s revealed we can expect to hear some of her greatest hits tonight (Feb. 5) in Houston, she’s saving a few surprises for later — and apparently one of those involves a bunch of drones whizzing overhead. CNN reports that Gaga’s halftime… Read more »
I don’t know much about Instagram models, other than they make you believe that they are living the greatest life, which they probably are if they’re a hot. Imagine being a woman having everything paid for you, men showering you with gifts, companies giving your free sh%t etc… That said, here is Sofia Jamora proving that if you are a solid 8 on 10, life is easy breezy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Aziz Ansari’s SNL Monologue was, of course, focused on the elephant in the room… the Donald Trump presidency. “Beyonce ain’t moving. I ain’t moving!” Along with the usual digs, some of the SNL show also focused on paying respect to President Barack Obama. Turn the pages for all the funny…
The Absolute GREATEST Joe Biden Memes In honor of Joe Biden’s most iconic moments as President Obama’s VP/right-hand man/wingman/hypeman/BFF, we compiled the GREATEST (and FUNNIEST) moments of his legendary Vice Presidency to get you through this cheeto dusty Inauguration weekend. Hit the flip for a look back at CLASSIC Joe Biden memes.
I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading →
