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Jessica Simpson Elle Cover: Too Hot For Safeway!

Apparently Jessica Simpson’s naked, pregnant body on the cover of April’s Elle magazine has not been well received by those at Safeway supermarkets. The attention-grabbing photo of Jessica Simpson nude has been covered up with pieces of cardboard and/or turned around, the Arizona Daily Star reports. A spokeswoman for the grocery chain said it made the move to censor the cover following “multiple complaints” about the Fashion Star mentor’s photo. Simpson said in an interview that that Demi Moore and Britney Spears -like fully nude, pregnant cover pic was all her idea. Well, and their idea. But in this case: “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. “It was my idea. It kind of just seemed a natural thing for me to do.” “I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to pose nude,” she explained. “I try to be like 110. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now.” What do you think of the cover photo above?

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Some Small White Ass With Some Fat as Fuck Questlove Ass of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Questlove. He was one of the first people to block me on twitter after I made fun of him being a bootleg Jay-Z, trying to get up in Beyonce’s sister, that already had a kid, because fat dudes, even when in successful bands, and when those bands are on TV every night, still run after the table scraps…. I do give a fuck about funny fucking videos and seeing him cross the street with this little chick in tight pants, was like watching an A&W rootbeer commercial in the early 90s. Shit’s hysterical….but probably not as hysterical as the awkwardness that happens when she tries to mount him in the bed, legs unable to really reach around his body, dick that probably splits her in half…pain and struggle worth the child support she will rake in when she tricks him to cum inside her “Of course I’m on the pill….”….. We’ve all heard that before….well I haven’t….cuz no girl in her right mind, or even in a state of crazy would let me knock her up and I’m ok with that as long as they let me try…. Groupies will fuck anything….”sure Questlove is a monster, but he’s way better than Tommy from psych class, that guys not on TV”….and sluts are sluts….always opportunists. Sometimes it is the little things that bring me joy, other times it is the very big things doing very insignificant things….like right now….good times.

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Mila Kunis Gets Fucked By a Bike Seat of the Day

I’m the kind of pervert who likes to make pervert stories out of innocent situations because it makes those situations more interesting to me….Everything in life can be pornographic if you look at it the right way…from eating messy foods, to wearing booty shorts to the grocery store in March, to working out, to facial expressions made in car when on bluetooth, and as Mila Kunis proves…. riding bikes…. She’s up on some hipster cruiser, showing the world exactly why I love sniffing bike seats on hot summer days….you know cuz they are all pussied up….and if you catch them in time….they still have the smell and even the moisture that’s seeped through the shorts, pants, skirts or dresses the girl riding it was wearing…especially after a long ride…vaginal lip on seat connecton is high….and I always just assume it feels good for a bitch, hitting bumps, with all her weight focused on her cunt, I mean else would they ride a bike, when they could just taxi….see cuz life is a fucking porno…I don’t just think it is…it actually is… So here’s Mila Kunis, showing little cleavage with a seat jacked up her ass and I’m in love with everything these pics have to offer. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Sunday Preciousness: C-Milli With Baby Violet Nash And Heidi Klum With Little Lady Lou

Awwww, look at that smile! Here is Christina Milian with cute lil cherub Violet Nash at Giggles and Hugs in Cali. Heidi Klum and her precious daughter Lou were seen in LA too having a blast at the park. More pics on the flip!

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Some Sunday Preciousness: C-Milli With Baby Violet Nash And Heidi Klum With Little Lady Lou

Face Off! Natural Beauty At Its Best

When you’re in the limelight, it almost goes without saying that you almost always have to look your best. So while we may question why a celeb is going to the grocery store in full show attire and makeup, they’re really just playing their part.

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Face Off! Natural Beauty At Its Best

Face Off! Natural Beauty At Its Best

When you’re in the limelight, it almost goes without saying that you almost always have to look your best. So while we may question why a celeb is going to the grocery store in full show attire and makeup, they’re really just playing their part.

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Beatrice Rosen grocery shops at Whole Foods

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Beatrice Rosen looking beautiful as always was spotted entering Whole Foods Supermarket. The lovely actress chatted with Hollywood.TV before entering the healthy supermarket to tackle her grocery list! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Beatrice Rosen grocery shops at Whole Foods

Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her…. The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!! Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious… On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

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Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her…. The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!! Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious… On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day