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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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Rihanna Shopping in her Tube Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Rihanna’s European shopping outfit…mainly because it is half naked…and would make the grocery store a hell of a lot more interesting especially on the overweight and elderly…cuz I’m a pervert and I like that kind of belly exposed…but I also like it because she’s a fucking gutter girl from the Islands who I’d expect in a Doo Rag cleaning hotel rooms…not because I’m a racist…but because that was her destiny before being a child prostitute with the right clients thanks to her Island being one of the more prestigious ones…and who really cares….just look at the pics.

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Halle Berry Grocery Shopping Milf Porn of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts…. A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing… Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…

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Annalynne McCord’s Ugly Face Shows Some Useless Tits of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it. I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is… Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…

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Wiz Is Getting Around To All The Rappers’ Old Pieces: Spotted With Draya Michelle & Snoop Dogg [Video]

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Some Morning Preciousness

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo was spotted wrapping up a trip to the grocery store with her little swril-y munchkin faced daughter Stella in Hollyweird. Can’t you just see Stella and Nahla being BFFs in a few years?

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Alec Baldwin Endorses Wegmans Plus 5 More Strange Celebrity Advertisements

Posted on November 19, 2010 by | Comments Off on Alec Baldwin Endorses Wegmans Plus 5 More Strange Celebrity Advertisements

This new series of commercials for the grocery store chain Wegmans begins like any other low-budget, locally produced ad you might see on daytime television…until Alec Baldwin pops up, hanging out with the employees and singing the praises of the chain’s deals with unbridled enthusiasm. And they are brilliant. But Baldwin is not the first celebrity to show up in a baffling advertisement. Today, Movieline takes a look at the Wegmans spots, then fondly remembers five other advertisements where the celebrity appearances make almost zero sense.

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Randomness: Nerd Girl Porn Style

Posted on August 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Random news from around the globe. This week, Ray Bradbury drives the young girls wild, John McCain thinks Snooki is 'too good looking' to go to jail, a talking and farting parakeet, and a man sprays semen on a woman in the grocery store. Oh, and plenty of robots and items about Japan too. added by: omnipotentpoobah

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Dazed & Confused Bring the Fashion Tit of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site, you will know that I am doing some fashion programming, cuz I figure it will trick people into thinking this is a fashion site, not because I am a fag and I want a husband, but because I want credibility that will lead to other things…you know like an artist before his time kinda thing like all the other idiot bullshit artists who spun their scam the right way before me…you know pretend I have a greater purpose than being a pervert who posts pictures of boring bitches I can’t stand and want to see bad things happen to…. That said, here are some models named Lauren Brown, Ali Carr, Lisanne de Jong, Lia Serge and Emily Wake in some magazine called Dazed & Confused topless…and Dazed & Confused gets advertisers…maybe I shouldn’t give out my secret formula or they’ll catch onto me…but what’s the fun in doing this all alone…

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Stephanie Pratt Legs Cry for Attention of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love how Stephanie Pratt is showing off her shitty acting skills by pretending to be surprised the paparazzi are following her from the grocery store, despite the fact that she hired them to be there, you know in her quest to stay relevant but not quite desperate enough to fuck on camera yet, maybe because her level of relevance was always low level, she’s known for being Spencer Pratt’s sister….like who the fuck really cares….making the only real shocked person in all this me…for bothering posting some low level shit showing off low grade body parts while making stupid faces while refering to her by her name as if I actually know, care, or respect who she is….I am ashamed of myself.

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