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Sophie Monk’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Is it possible that Sophie Monk has lost a bit of her sex appeal? Here she is doing what she does best, practically nothing, the other day outside the grocery store in a pair of saggy short shorts and a stupid hat. Actually, she still looks pretty hot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see her lose the hat and wear some short shorts the way they’re supposed to be worn… With your ass hanging out. I could watch this chick’s long legs get in and out of a car all day. Nice. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Bad Parking Job

Really, just a fantastically awful parking job. Like, a terrible, terrible parking job. I bet these are the same people who always take up two spaces in the grocery store parking lot. Watch

Lohan’s New Marketing Campaign of the Day

She’s an actor. Maybe she’s not a very good actor, but an actor nonetheless. Actors lie. That’s what they are trained to do. They are also very image conscious and aware and every move they make is totally scripted, especially for someone who isn’t getting any work and who’s only opportunity to act is in their everyday life…. I am convinced she like the attention she’s getting. She probably finds it funny and found an angle. You know one of those don’t fight it, join it, cuz as more and more people talk about her dying or her fake feud with her father, who is just going along with the whole thing, the more people are saying the name “Lohan”…. I am a fan of her. I think she’s amazing. I would be friends with her if she ever dropped that deadweight cunt Samantha Ronson, and I think this is probably her best role yet, if I was the Academy Awards, she’d get best Oscar for her role in life. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tila Tequila Flashes

It’s no secret that Tila Tequila has been going through so personal issues over the last few decades months so I don’t want to judge her too much for her strange behavior. That being said, what the hell is this crap all about? Here she is at the grocery store the other day flashing her ass every chance she gets in her weird ‘barely there’ dress. I shouldn’t complain, because I like Tila’s ass, but this is just sad. I guess there are worse ways to get attention, she could have a fake pregnancy and fake miscarriage. At least this way we get some ass shots. Enjoy.

Facebook IRL

Cracked.com held a Photoshop contest for pictures that best exemplified Facebook actions in the real world. I like this (thumbs up). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

Link: http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year… If any of the ridiculous components of this story were missing (i.e. child in dress, child drinking beer, child stealing, Chattanooga, TN…) it would be super depressing.

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Santa's Gym Clothes

Kind of like seeing your teacher at the grocery store, it doesn't feel right seeing Santa out of his suit. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Brooke Burke: MILF Grocery Shopping

Here’s hot MILF Brooke Burke out in her sweet little cut-off denim skirt on her way to the grocery store the other day. Hot stuff.

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Musical Breaks Out at the Supermarket

Those zany kids at Improv Everywhere staged a surprise musical at a Queens supermarket. This is your new theme song that will play in your head every time you're at the grocery store fondling some apples. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Mariah Carey Gets Lifted of the Day

When I look at this picture, I don’t wonder whether these dudes are well paid enough to put themselves in this kind of danger, knowing that if bitch falls, not only will it her, but her diva cunt ass will go fucking nuts on them, leaving little room for error, I just wonder how many straps and harnesses she used to try to trick the public that she’s still got it going on, because she may want to increase that shit as it’s not doin’ its job too well, and all I can see besides that obnoxious, pretentious mic is and aging woman’s tired face and menopausal gunt pretending to be in love and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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