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Dog Tries, Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Fun with Slow Motion!

Give the following canine an A for effort. And then signing him up for classes with Crazy Awesome Jumping Cat . The owner of this very cute dog has captured his pet on video, trying very hard to catch a tennis ball tossed his way. He gets up in the air in okay fashion, he contorts his body pretty well… but he comes up empty in the end, crashing painfully to the ground and having the embarrassing fall depicted in slow motion. Dog Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Slow Motion Fun! Is it bad that we can’t stop laughing at this? It could be worse, man. You could mistake an iPad screen for water . 52 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!

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Dog Tries, Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Fun with Slow Motion!

Dog Tries, Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Fun with Slow Motion!

Give the following canine an A for effort. And then signing him up for classes with Crazy Awesome Jumping Cat . The owner of this very cute dog has captured his pet on video, trying very hard to catch a tennis ball tossed his way. He gets up in the air in okay fashion, he contorts his body pretty well… but he comes up empty in the end, crashing painfully to the ground and having the embarrassing fall depicted in slow motion. Dog Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Slow Motion Fun! Is it bad that we can’t stop laughing at this? It could be worse, man. You could mistake an iPad screen for water . 52 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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Pharoahe Monch Releases P.T.S.D. Video Trailer, Tracklist & Cover Art

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With his highly-anticipated fourth solo-LP, “P.T.S.D.” (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), Pharoahe Monch re-emerges with a new concept project which finds the ground-breaking emcee tackling PTSD;…

Pharoahe Monch Releases P.T.S.D. Video Trailer, Tracklist & Cover Art

Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.

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Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.

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Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

Stage Dive of the Day

I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…

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Stage Dive of the Day

I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…

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