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Rihanna for Vogue US April Edition of the Day

These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics…. FOLLOW ME

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Aubrey O’Day Walks the Runway of the Day

Here I thought Aubrey O’Day was totally obsolete and practically non-existent now that her low level reality TV career has come to an end and people stopped talking to her…but she showed me just how wrong I was by walking the runway for some fashion line no one’s ever heard of who used her cuz she was affordable and had some level of celebrity to hopefully draw attention to them….because everyone knows fat girls aren’t supposed to be models…how controversial… Denise Richards was there and even she was shocked by this disaster..no wait, that’s just her whore botox face…..

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Salma Hayek Getting Hot and Heavy on Set of the Day

Literally…. Get it…cuz she looks all thick and shit… I’m so good at this Blogging shit… Ps…I’m drunk. Hi Mom…Why did you die on me?! I’m not talking to your Salma Hayek…you are a Mexican mother…just not my Mexican mother….

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Taylor Momsen in Some Hot Slutty Pictures of the Day

I decided that I’m going to follow Taylor Momsen’s band on tour. This is gonna be some “Almost Famous” shit, only the groupie slut in the equation’s gonna be me. I don’t even find her hot, but I love her creative vision as a teenage pornographer…It’s genius and I’m a huge fucking fan…and I dont even know what her shitt music sounds like…cuz when you’re dressed like this…there are no sounds…other than the whimpers in my pants…if you know what I mean… Dirty fucking slut. Give me more. Ps – I’m still drunk. To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t know, Mark Wahlberg was seen as a pretty desirable man, he was an underwear model, a Good Vibration One Hit Wonder popstar, he was a Successful actor, he produces one of the most popular shows on TV, he seriously could have done a hell of a lot better for himself in terms of pussy he locked himself down to…. I guess it’s one of those slip of the condom, trapped by the groupie, who insists on taking your laod for exactly this reason, and him responding to it in a decent way, that didn’t involve throwing her manipulative pregnant ass down the stairs…. Here she is showing off some bra….

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Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough. Pics via Fame

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Mickey Rourke Hot Groupie Pussy of the Day

I shouldn’t call this girl a groupie, I mean Miceky Rourke seems pretty cool and I’m sure his plastic face has never had an issue getting pussy, but I do think her lack of interest while talking on her phone with her friend in her native Russian that Rourke doesn’t understand goes a little something like this….”Oh my god, I met Mickey Rourke last night….He’s the guy from the movie the Wrestler…I told you there were famous people everywhere in America…of course I fucked him…yeah he’s alright he just looks in the mirror a lot…I don’t know how I should get him to marry me…see if he marries me I will be at all the events and he has friends who can get me work so that I can live the American dream…I know I am too hot for him…but seriously he won an Oscar…That’s like winning three coupons for rationed bread back home”…..if you know what I mean…. Pics via Bauer

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Mischa Barton Still isn’t Dead of the Day

I guess it’s only fitting that a dying Mischa Barton would be at a make a wish foundation and not because kids are wishing to see her but because she’s wishing to get relevant work before she dies of a drug overdose or whatever the fuck it is she’s into that makes her look like serious fucking shit….and here are the pictures because I guess we should all take her in before she Corey Haims / Brittany Murpheys herself cuz sometimes celebrity life just gets you self destructive…. On a side note, I figure it’s worth mentioning that her ex-boyfriend seems to be doing fine without her – even though the fact he gets any pussy always amazes me – because here he is with his groupie pussy and her hot cleavage – I guess that’s what happens when you make teenage girl accessible music with the whitest most non-threatening suburban black guy around….and in all honesty Cisco Adler doesn’t irritate me at all – even though most people do…. Pics via Fame

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Kevin Connolly’s Groupie Pussy in a Black Bikini of the Day

At least one person is talking out about Casey Johnson’s death…and that one person is Nicky Hilton cuz she’s all emotional and has been getting involved in reclaiming her stuff from mooch opportunist Tila Tequila cuz the crackwhore was her best friend in the whole wide world, proving that Nicky Hilton a pretty shitty best friend who lets the people she claims are her best friends die alone in her apartment 4 days before being found, despite everyone knowing she was troubled as fuck….but it turns out that Casey Johnson was out on the beach in Hawaii with Nicky Hilton’s ex boyfriend, because I guess she thought faking her death would distract Nicky from knowing the truth that she stole her man. I mean my theory may not be truth and this could just be a Entourage groupie lookin’ for attention by using her vagina to get close to Entourage cock or maybe she’s just happy with Entourage cock like the girl I know who banged Jamie Kennedy and thought it was the greatest thing, despite it being Jamie fucking Kennedy and not one single person she told thought it was as awesome as she did…. Pics via Fame

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Kevin Connolly’s Groupie Pussy in a Black Bikini of the Day

Dave Navarro’s Groupie Pussy Go To Luis Vuitton of the Day

Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier…. Pics via Fame

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