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Sofia Vergara’s Pants are Unbuttoned of the Day

Sofia Vergara was caught with her pants unbuttoned, which was probably not a first for her, you know provided the fact that she was a single teen mom from Colombia who is now a huge fucking star, something that never happens…it is like winning the lottery….and I don’ care how big her tits are…the right people were fucked along the way…there is no question of that in my mind… The only unfortunate thing about this is that I can’t see any of her battle wounds from her journey to the top….I can’t even see her bush poking out…and that disappoints me….cuz whore I approve of or not…I like seeing genitals…or the decorative elements that come with them. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mickey Rourke Hot Groupie Pussy of the Day

I shouldn’t call this girl a groupie, I mean Miceky Rourke seems pretty cool and I’m sure his plastic face has never had an issue getting pussy, but I do think her lack of interest while talking on her phone with her friend in her native Russian that Rourke doesn’t understand goes a little something like this….”Oh my god, I met Mickey Rourke last night….He’s the guy from the movie the Wrestler…I told you there were famous people everywhere in America…of course I fucked him…yeah he’s alright he just looks in the mirror a lot…I don’t know how I should get him to marry me…see if he marries me I will be at all the events and he has friends who can get me work so that I can live the American dream…I know I am too hot for him…but seriously he won an Oscar…That’s like winning three coupons for rationed bread back home”…..if you know what I mean…. Pics via Bauer

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