Tag Archives: guess-the-good

Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say… Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien… I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget… But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too… All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure. The post Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more:
Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Cruz (@hilarycarolcruz) on Mar 26, 2015 at 9:05am PDT In 2007, Hilary Cruz was named Miss Teen USA…. In 2015, Hilary Cruz has accomplished nothing but being Miss Teen USA in 2007…. I know how Ryan Secarest works, only because he’s a typical short man over achiever…working 18 hours a day being some robot Dick Clarke, producing and involved in some of the most low level shit, living out his dream of being the big man on campus, all while probably thinking he’s fucking god based on his massive bank account from smut peddling the Kardashians and really himself… He’s on drugs, he buys women, he dates girls he can act like a hero to, he is sleazy as fuck… There is no way a squeaky clean, rich as fuck, asshole like Seacrest is just a good guy…and I guess there is no way, a girl with fake lips and tits, rocking the LA circuit, who hasn’t ever done anything, but who does have half naked pics on the iitnernet, is anything but a hooker rich guys pass around.. Well I guess the good news is that she can always get pregnant…and she probably will..because her fake modeling career is going no where, and this kind of link-up is a good one.. All this to say, who cares what Seacrest sticks his dick in, he’s garbage…and one day will be exposed… All these hookers are so repetitive…all the fucking same..and the rich guys fucking love them… Here are some pics from her fake photoshoots for no brands whatsoever in playing make-belief in hopes of getting a daddy! If you botox right, hang in the right circles, and play your cards right…it’s bound to work out for you! Dreams do come true. . The post Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continued here:
Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View original post here:
Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits… I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop… Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot… Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is… The post Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more here:
Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day

Her name is NATASHA GALINKA or Natalie Gal…I don’t fucking know, she’s got two names, one wikipedia, one instagram, and two sets of amazing tits… She’s a babe, who was a greencard holder during an Americas Next Top model season…. She was shat on for having a greencard and essentailly being a mail order bride, because people just like to target people who have Greencards and forget that love does exist and sometimes that Love is international… I don’t care about the drama, the bullshit, I get enough of that in my day to day life, everyone is a fucking complainer… I just think she’s hot and I can’t quite figure out why she isn’t famous yet, when so many girls who have been on TV are…. She’s been robbed….and I guess the good news is she can send the Russian mob to get her stuff back, that’s how Russia works…NO RULES!! Here are some pics to masturbate to…she’d doing some Russian spy shit, hiding in the bushes…for communism…no wait…she’s an American…who cares..ook at the pics. The post Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day

Tiernan Cowling’s Lingerie Shoot for Galore of the Day

Tiernan Cowling is a model who is engaged to DJ Superstar Steve Aoki – he’s a friend and now his girlfriend’s Australian model tits are too… I’ve never met her, and that’s probably a good thing, because I am the kind of friend who would totally trick your girlfriend into getting naked in front of me…but I guess the good people at GALORE ..who are also friends beat me to it… I guess tits and nudity isn’t really a big deal anymore, everyone’s doing it, especially relevant people, but I still like lookin’ at it…I’m old school like that…

Go here to see the original:
Tiernan Cowling’s Lingerie Shoot for Galore of the Day

Selena Gomez is Growing Out Her Tits of the Day

There are some Rumors that Selena Gomez wants to get new tits to keep Justin Happy, because her current tits aren’t doing it for him, and I guess that’s why she’s wearing this push up bra and showing tit, because when you get a story in the media, you massage that shit to keep it going so that people like me act like we care whether she has implants or not, because really all we care about is her tits…and I don’t even really care about those that much… I guess the good news in all this is that little girls everywhere who follow Selena Gomez’s every move, or even Bieber’s every move, will now think their tits are inadequate, and for the rest of their lives, or until they save up 5,000 dollars, they will never be satisfied with themselves.. Good job Selena, teaching the kids what matter…and I guess my only question in all this is…why hasn’t she gone full topless yet…I think the public is ready and won’t even care….she better do it quick before she dies of her LUPUS… Live a little more on the edge…

Read more:
Selena Gomez is Growing Out Her Tits of the Day

Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sheryl Crow is a breast cancer surviving 50 year old rockstar who used to push performance enhancing drugs on Lance Armstrong because she made him feel inadequate as a one testicled biker, forcing him to over compensate and break records on a bike, you know to feel like a man… I guess the good news about her breast cancer, is that she’s still got an ass worth eating, and she’s broadcasting it on the internet, letting all the other 50 years old women see what not having kids does to a woman….and that is nothing but good things…. I figure ego to procreate isn’t worth the sacrifice that is your body…. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been into Sheryl Crow…but looking at her makes me into what she represents…and that is an old ass in a bikini…. Here is the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here is the original post:
Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers…. Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign…. TO SEE THE VIDEO OF SOME KATE UPTON BEING LAZY IN A SKULL CANDY CAMPAIGN FOLLOW THIS LINK

Visit link:
Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers…. Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign…. TO SEE THE VIDEO OF SOME KATE UPTON BEING LAZY IN A SKULL CANDY CAMPAIGN FOLLOW THIS LINK

Visit link:
Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day