I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored…. She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.
Well, I guess the Good Book was right. The children shall be the ones to lead us. Recently a video by two young girls—both 9 and 10 … Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Clutch Magazine Discovery Date : 02/03/2011 16:53 Number of articles : 3
I’ve been trying to have sex with Melissa Molinaro for a long time. She never answers my calls or my emails when I demand she flies me to wherever she’s at, which is pretty expected because I am creepy, but that doesn’t mean that our love isn’t pure or real…as far as I’m concerned…there is no love this pure…mainly because one-sided love is all I know… That said, I first started touching myself to this amazing creature when she was on Pussycat Dolls Search for the Next Doll TV Show….that I watched religiously, cuz I like seeing young girls dance….especially her….I didn’t watch her on Making the Band cuz Aurbey O’Day and Diddy fucking made me feel uncomfortable…….. Now I’m touching myself to her cuz she’s hitting the news cuz Kim Kardashian is complimenting herself by saying she is suing Old Navy for using an impersonator to represent Kim Kardashian in their latest campaign called “Cute”….when clearly if Kim Kardashian looked this good, she would have made 250,000,000 dollars instead of the 65,000,000 she came home with….you know cuz fat girls never get as much love as skinny girls….and I guess the good news in all this is that she’s gonna make my woman a fucking star she deserves to be….thanks Kim Kardashian for being fucking uselful for a change. I asked Melissa….. Are you traumatized by Kim Kardashian’s recent attack against you via Old Navy, because she knows you are hotter than her? This is what she said: DSF I don’t know that I would use the word “traumatized” to explain my reaction to the news regarding the Old Navy commercial. I am grateful to have worked with Old Navy on this project and while I don’t personally think I look like Kim others obviously do. She is a beautiful woman in her own right and I will take the comparison as a compliment…as well as your quote! I hope Melissa sues Kim Kardashian back for the defamation, cuz being compared to Kim Kardashian, despite Melissa’s typical girl answer, is in fact insulting…. Melissa, I love you. Kim Kardashian, you gotta relax on the lawsuits you fucking pig of a human, go role around in your money like it was shit and you were at the barn you belong in, you urinal to black men everywhere cunt.
UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS…. I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life… Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.
You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do. Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills. So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these… Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it. Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….
I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is. After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you… I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy.. Pics via PacificCoastNews
I knew I didn’t like female ski racers back when I used to work at a local ski hill for a winter and I wouldn’t get excited when I’d see them all come in for lunch wearing their skin tight racing outfits, before people wore skin tight outfits out on the regular and back when skin tight outfits on girls would normally get me excited. The female ski racers were never good looking, not even the low level ones who you knew were only ski racing cuz their dad had a fucking dream for them…and that dream was that they were actually boys and not girls…these ski racers look like fucking dudes, with huge muscular legs and asses that were homosexual to get off to or even admit you kinda liked. I guess the good looking girls were too busy being good looking and going to the mall to flirt with boys instead of trying to break speed records with the boys….where the good looking girls would learn about what really matters in life, like dressing hot and being sluts…instead of wasting their time being the pride of the country and their mountain, who rock goggle tanlines and horrible outfits their sponsors give them for free as a sign of accomplishment… So it’s no surprise that when she tried to get dolled up for Larry King, she failed in terms of winning the medal for best dressed, but she won the gold for wearing unintentional see thru shirts….a gold that doesn’t get me excited sexually when normally it would, because she’s built like a strong homeboy who I’d call to help move furniture or a hero I’d ask to climb up a tree to save my kitten and not a scared, weak girl who needs me to nurture her back to health after running away from home and ending up on the street begging for change who I’d normally go for by before stepping up and offering her a couple bucks in exchange for blowjobs, if you know what I mean…. Pics via PacificCoastNews
This is a pretty rare opportunity that happens pretty much never, when the girl I am writing about happens to be someone who I know on a personal level because 5 years ago, she used to drink at the same parties as me.
I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.
I guess twitter is a good place for whores who made it as whores to show off their whore ways, cuz they don’t need to get approved by editors or any of that shit, they can just take the pics and be on their whore way. Adrienne Curry’s done playboy and been on some useless fuckng reality shows and she’s taken that talent that is a set of fake tits to Twitter cuz no one else gives a fuck about her anymore so she’ll do it her fuckin’ self
