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I don’t really mind that the Jersey Shore people are famous. They are substantially more opportunistic and clever than the trash I see locally who only care about their immediate circle of average at best looking girls in Ed Hardy and standing in shitty club booths pumpin’ bottles of Grey Goose like they really have the whole thing figured out. It’s not really their fault that they find the Guido lifestyle cool or want to be a part of it, especially when it leads to being on they type of TV where the more ridiculous you get the more people pay attention to you, and really when you have one chance to do it, you might as wll. America is trash and loves laughing at the trash because I guess no one likes to admit they are trash…and none of that annoys me…the only thing I can’t stand about the girls on this show is that they actually think they are hot and have it going on, like some fat stripper eating a hot dog who is totally delusional about the fact that she’s fat and shouldn’t be doin’ that…I just dont’ understand how anyone who is this would think they are great and not aspire to take their money and enroll in an etiquette class, some speech therapy and invest in a personal trainer and some classy designer clothes….but I guess it’s gotta do with gutter club rats being cool and who fucking cares what I have to say….they’re in bikini…and you like bikinis. Pics via Fame

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