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Kelly Brook’s Nude Selfies of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association…. I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….

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Kat Dennings Molests Mannequins of the Day

Kat Dennings is feeling up a mannequin and I think it’s safe to say – I prefer her self shot nudes – because despite being chubby as fuck – she’s got some massive tits…and sometimes tits are powerful enough to erase all the other flaws a girl has – like a gut, pregnancy belly like Blake Lively, cellulite and even active herpe lesions – scabs everywhere but damn them tits… The key to this picture is the person appalled with her – trashy, not very ladylike behavior – because there is no class in the world…

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Kat Dennings Molests Mannequins of the Day

Emily Didonato’s Selfies of the Day

Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released… I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year. I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

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Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing… She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before… So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work… All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

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Taylor Swift: Dumped By Selena Gomez For Being Too Boring, Wanting to Bake Cookies

Selena Gomez basically ended her longtime friendship with Taylor Swift because the latter was just too boring, according to a hilarious new report. Justin Bieber did impact the Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift friendship to a degree, as Swift’s dislike for the Bieb is well documented at this point. Yet their issues ran deeper than that, and they’ve been drifting apart. A source says Gomez, 21, and Swift, 24, haven’t talked at all lately. “Taylor hasn’t talked to Selena since she started hanging out with Justin and Kylie and Kendall Jenner ,” the insider said of Selena’s current posse. It goes both ways, though … both laughably high-schoolish ways. “On Selena’s side of this, she wasn’t too happy with Taylor Swift for befriending Lorde, especially after Lorde called her music out,” the insider said. And then the killer diss: “Selena was also just so damn bored with Taylor. She didn’t want to bake cookies or paint anymore. She was just so done with it.” Oooh. Cookie-baking burn. Taylor Swift ‘Dumps’ Selena Gomez Over Justin Bieber! While Swift is disgusted by her dating Justin Bieber , another source says Taylor is not giving up on her former BFF as she goes through a rough period. “When Taylor heard she was going through hard times, and stopped following all her friends on Instagram, she called her and emailed her,” a friend said. “Taylor has reached out to Selena a couple of times recently, but Selena isn’t ready to be friends with her again. Selena is just not in the mood.” The long and short of it? Swift doesn’t approve of Bieber, but this probably wasn’t a long-term fit anyway, given Gomez’s propensity for drama. Despite her professed good-girl ways and aspirations, Selena’s party girl, drama queen ways have given even Bieber and the Jenner girls pause. Makes you think. She doesn’t care for her hobbies , but it’s unclear how Selena feels about Taylor’s love interests, past and present, as documented in the gallery below: 11 Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift Open Slideshow 1. Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift’s v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT. View As List 1. Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift’s v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT. 2. Harry Styles She knew he was trouble when he walked in … 3. Joe Jonas This guy infamously dumped Taylor Swift over the phone. What a punk ass move. 4. Taylor Lautner Taylor Squared was a thing for awhile. If only we could go back to December. 5. John Mayer How does he do it? 6. Conor Kennedy Taylor Swift was almost a Kennedy. Kinda sorta. 7. Lucas Till Swift’s “You Belong With Me” co-star Lucas Till won her heart on the set of the hit music video, but their relationship was short-lived. 8. Chord Overstreet Apparently they struck a Chord with one another. 9. Cory Monteith This one was short-lived and never really confirmed. 10. Garrett Hedlund Dated Taylor for a few months a few years back … allegedly. 11. Zac Efron Taylor Swift has a type.

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Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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Alyssa Miller Models Half Naked for H&M of the Day

Alyssa Miller is an average at best, in both face and body, model who has done Sports Illustrated because she fucked the right people, got to a certain level of stardom, and moved onto bigger and better things, like Jake Gyllenhaal thinking it would open doors for her because he’s a big gay star…which I don’t think it really did…because no one gives a fuck about Alyssa Miller and her average at best looks that may come packing’a cock…we all just know she’s a slut, but you already know that, since she cheated on her boyfriend who made her career with Jake Gyllenhaal, as groupie opportunists do… More interestingly…She’s a slut posted this picture of her nipples on instagram…

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Alyssa Miller is A Boring Catalog Model of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some girl who Sports Illustrated created thanks to dating the photographer’s son, probably a strategic move, like dating Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Gyllenhaal is gay, because you only live once and you might as well get as much exposure as possible..you know make the fucking moves when the opportunity presents itself, even if it requires using your vagina as collateral because otherwise some other girl is going to do it and get all that could have been yours…Get money, fuck bitches.

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Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day

The problem with Alyssa Miller is that her vagina is being marketed as something that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis, which is the fucking worst, because despite girls loving Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s a total bitch of a human who I have met and seen have a tantrum and it was hilarious….reminding me that she’s just bearding and if anything the only thing of hers that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis are a pair of her panties he steals to wear around the fucking house when she’s not banging him with a strap on…. So that makes her and her bikini modelling pretty okay by me..

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Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day

Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is… So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..

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Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day