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‘Prisoners’ Wins Box-Office ‘Battle’ Against Chris Brown

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brown’s 3-D dance flick proves to be no match for Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal’s action thriller. By Ryan J. Downey

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Will Get Your White House Up

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maggie Gyllenhaal costars in White House Down, but will get you up in Secretary . Sci-fi skin classic Lifeforce is out on Blu-ray, and Mia Wasikowska debuts nude in Stoker .

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Zuzana Kopuncova in Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Zuzana Kopuncova has the name of a girl who should be locked in the basement of a stripclub in some Eastern European city. You know, because she was abducted or sold to the MAFIA by her father to pay off some kind of debt, or because the MAFIA was looking for some young, tight pussy, to work their CAM companies for free, or at least to save their parents from being killed off. But instead, this Zuzana Kopuncova, is just some lovely Slovakian, 5 foot 10, goddess, all long and lean, because she’s a model, modelling bathing suits, all thanks to the fall of communism, because without the fall of communism, she’d be sewing work uniforms in a factory for 1 dollar a day, and that would be a waste of such amazingness…

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Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other….. Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal Look to Join Into the Woods

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal are in talks to join the cast of  Into the Woods . The film is an adaptation of the Broadway musical with music and lyrics by Steven Sondheim. Into the Woods follows a baker and his wife as they seek a witch in order to reverse an infertility curse she put on them. Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep are already attached to star, presumably as the Baker and the Witch, respectively. Rob Marshall, who is a seasoned adapter of stage musicals to screen, will direct.

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Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal. But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work. I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes. Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal. But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work. I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes. Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job. I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like. Here are the pics.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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