After a long love affair with Leonardo DiCaprio, even though it ended years ago, Bar Refaeli still finds a need to air out her vagina, however she can, apparently, including but not limited to public cartwheels for instagram, because there is no way that in her living the Hollywood, superstar model, with massive tits, life…that she bowed out of to run back to Israel, didn’t catch at least one strain of herpes… I guess the more interesting thing in this pic is the upside down tits, fighting gravity, in a bra…there’s a fetish in this…if you can see past the fact she probably has herpes, like every celebrity, and I assume you can… The post Bar Refaeli Crotch SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is an Olympic Hero…and as an Olympic hero, part of a gold metal winning team, thanks to discipline and lunatic parents, who the second they could, got her into acting and social media hustle, as Gymnastics alone isn’t very lucrative, and with that attitude, it trickles down to her level, leading to selfie smut that isn’t smutty enough to be inapproprirate, but is smutty enough that dudes can jerk off to her thinking she’s all innocent… What I’m saying is..this is McKayla Maroney and her family playing you for their personal gain…enjoy…cleavage… The post McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gabrielle Douglas is exactly what #winning looks like. Prior to her Olympic triumphs, Gabrielle Douglas was crowned the 2004 Gymnastics State Champion in Virginia, which…
The London Olympics may be winding down, but this has been a games rich with intrigue and suspense. As the slightly more private intrigue and suspense taking place in the athlete’s village heats up, it’s time to look back at some of the athletic — and cinematic — achievements that wowed us these past weeks. For some of these moments, a 10-minute Bob Costas TV segment simply isn’t enough — only a feature film will do! With that in mind, here are five Olympics 2012 stories that, with a little positioning from Hollywood’s ace screen (re)writers, could become the next big popcorn blockbuster. [Previously: London ’12 hopefuls whose life stories would make great biopics .] 5. Usain Bolt: The Faster He Runs After Bolt’s Jamaican training partner Yohan Blake bested him in the 100m and 200m sprints at their country’s Olympic trials in July. he arrived in London beneath a cloud of speculation that he’d passed his prime. But the naysayers ended up eating Bolt’s dust when, hilarious histrionics in hand, he coasted to a second gold medal in the 100m. Blake took the silver. The Pitch: No one in Hollywood wants to see people run — unless, of course, they are running away from other people. With guns! The obvious answer is a crime thriller — reminiscent of Perry Henzel’s 1972 Reggae-soaked classic, The Harder They Come , which starred Jamaican music great Jimmy Cliff. The plot would center around a heist in which two competitive but ultimately friendly partners steal all the island’s gold and silver, but leave the bronze behind for the Americans as a consolation prize. The Stars: Bolt is too big of a personality for any actor to get right. He’s also the kind of head-turning personality that would put asses in seats. He should play himself, and Jamie Foxx could do justice to Blake. As for a love interest, how about Beyonce in the role of women’s 100m gold medal winner, Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce? The Director: Roger Donaldson ( The Bank Job ) 4. Missy Franklin: Step Up 4 Gold There was plenty of buzz surrounding the 17-year-old sweetheart from Colorado, and Franklin did not disappoint. Winning four gold medals (100m Back, 200m Back, 4x200m Free, 4x100m Medley), one bronze (4x100m Free), and setting the world record in the 200m Back, only Michael Phelps had more success in the London pool. (He matched Missy’s four golds while also taking home two silvers.). Franklin’s winning personality also scored big points and cemented her role as one of America’s new favorite Olympians. Beginning with that infectious “Call Me Maybe” video and continuing through her victory-lap interview with Costas — where she drolly remarked that she and her fellow swimmers hadn’t had any fun at all — Missy and her enormous smile stole our national heart. The Pitch: Think teen dance movie where Missy and her swimmer pals have to team up to save the community swim center from an Australian real estate developer. Throw in a few dance numbers and you’ve got a hit. The Stars: Emma Stone’s megawatt smile can almost do justice to Missy’s big ol’ grin. Chris O’Dowd should play the Aussie developer because he’s everywhere right now. And, of course, an obvious cameo by Missy Franklin fan Justin Bieber would round things out nicely. The Director: Jon M. Chu ( Step Up 2: The Streets , Step Up 3D ) 3. Women’s Doubles Badminton Scandal: The Disqualified In one of the 2012 Games darker moments, boos rang out in London when two sets of Women’s Doubles Badminton teams deliberately attempted to lose their matches. They were looking to exploit a loop hole in the tournament’s round-robin format that allowed the lower-placed team to face an easier opponent. It might have worked, too, if only the two South Korean teams, the Chinese team, and the Indonesian team were any good at losing. Instead, they made a mockery of the Olympic spirit, and the Badminton World Federation tossed all four squads from the tourney — a draconian but ultimately proper punishment. The Pitch: As funny as this bizarre Olympic episode was to watch, no one can take more than a few minutes of such pathetic play at a time. So it makes sense that this story be told in flashback, through the thrilling guise of a courtroom drama. A plucky young prosecutor going head to head with a brilliant defense attorney who has been spending more time hitting the bottle than the law books could keep the audience in suspense all the way to the, um, verdict. Throw in an action-packed subplot involving shuttlecocks — with high intensity cutaways in the third act — and a box-office winner (about purposely losing) could be born. The Stars: Amy Adams as the plucky prosecutor alongside Matthew McConaughey as the down on his luck defenseman could help bring in the female audience as well. The Director: Alexander Payne ( The Descendants ) 2. The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team’s Defeat of Canada: Up…And In! In what’s being called the most incredible head-to-head team event of these Olympic games, the USA women’s soccer team fell behind three times to Canada, only to emerge victorious in overtime. A stoppage time header by young superstar Alex Morgan just barely sailed over the outstretched fingers of Canadian goal keeper Erin McLeod to win the match for the US and save the team from a decisive penalty shoot out (which cost them the World Cup against Japan last summer). On Thursday, the U.S. women got their rematch with Japan and payback with a gold-medal win. The Pitch: As most soccer fans know, it’s really tough to get Americans to go to a soccer movie. (We’re still waiting for a worthy third entry in the Goal series; that travesty they named Goal 3 does not count). As a result, we’re going to have to think outside the box on this one. Since movie audiences do seem eager to watch cute animated talking animals do just about anything, Pixar should get on board to make the first CGI animated Olympic movie. The Chinese could be portrayed as pandas, the Japanese as tanukis, the Canadians as moose and, well, the Americans would all be foxes. The Stars: An impressive array of young female voice actors from Vanessa Hudgens to Mila Kunis. Of course John Ratzenberger would have a part as the stodgy old groundskeeper. Let’s make him a walrus. The Director: Pete Docter ( Up ) 1. Archery Emerges As A Crowd Pleaser Quiver Every Olympics, one fringe sports transcends its fringe-iness. In Vancouver, it was curling. In London, archery kicked it up a notch. After the US men’s team defeated the favorite South Koreans in a wild semifinal, they eventually took silver on a final-arrow bullseye by the Italians. Given that the sport’s Olympic rise parallels its popularity in Hollywood with the recent archery mania in Hollywood — The Hunger Games , Brave , Hawkeye in The Avengers and, heck, even Moonrise Kingdom — and chances are this one’s getting greenlit. The Pitch: London has been the setting for plenty disaster actioners ( 28 Days Later , Doomsday , Attack the Block ), so why not one more? In this movie, a bio-weapon targeting the Olympic Village could turn all the athletes into bloodthirsty (and particularly fit) zombies. Relegated to their distant location at Lord’s, the archers find themselves the only athletes unaffected and must use those crazy teched-out bows to bring the zombie invasion to its knees. Bullseye! The Stars: Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner are the natural choices to lead the hero archers. The zombies could be a veritable who’s-who of athletes turned actors, from Gina Carano and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to Bruce Jenner and Bob Uecker. The Director: Danny Boyle ( 28 Days Later ) …Wait! We can’t stop there! Here is one bonus pitch, sure to be the biggest blockbuster of Summer 2014! The U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team: The Fab Five With three gold medals, (Gabby Douglas’s All-Around, Aly Raisman’s Floor Exercise, and the Team All-Around), one silver (McKayla Maroney’s Vault), and one bronze (Aly Raisman’s Balance Beam), the U.S. women’s gymnastic team’s Fab Five will be hailed for generations to come. But the competition wasn’t without controversy. A new rule kept World Champion Jordyn Wieber out of the All-Around while an obscure tie-break rule cost Aly a bronze in the same competition. She got her retribution in the end when the team appealed her score in the Balance Beam, won the appeal, and was given a tie score for third. This time the tie-breaker worked in her favor and Aly took the medal. The Pitch: With the success of The Avengers and buzz over an upcoming Justice League , team superhero movies are all the rage. So what could be more fitting than the Fab Five putting aside their differences and defeating those pesky Russians? Then, after the Russian are vanquished, the real enemy emerges: evil gymnastics judges! The Stars: Keke Palmer as Gabby, Shailene Woodley as Jordyn, Raquel Castro as Aly, Liana Liberato as McKayla, and Jodelle Ferland as Kyla Ross. ABC Family, here we come! The Director: Kathryn Bigelow ( The Hurt Locker ) Ryland Aldrich is an admitted Olympics addict averaging 17 hours of daily viewing. After the games wrap up Sunday, he’ll go back to his normal life as Festivals Editor at Twitch , counting down the (542) days to Sochi 2014. You can read his film festival coverage at Twitch and follow him on Twitter @RylandAldrich .
Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world…. She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow The Link
Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world…. She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow The Link
Makin’ it rain on them haters! Gabrielle Douglas is known as “The Flying Squirrel” in the gymnastics arena, but the teen may also be flying into some big time endorsement deals following her big win in the 2012 Olympics: The 16-year-old women’s all-around gymnastics champion, who also took home a gold medal with Team USA, inked her first deal to appear on Cornflakes cereal boxes just hours after her individual win. Experts have estimated the Olympic golden girl could bring in up to $10 million in endorsements over the next few years. “Gabby Douglas is perfect for family oriented brands that are looking for someone that portrays all of those classic Middle America values,” said Robert Tuchman, a sports marketing analyst. Douglas’ girl-next-door image could attract a variety of brands, from shoes and make-up to toothpaste and cars, analysts said. Looks like Gabby’s gold medal deals have come just in the nick of time. According to documents filed earlier this year in Virginia, her mom filed for Chapter 13. Thhe docs state Hawkins has assets totalling $163,706.10 and debt totaling $79,754.14. Her creditors include: Capital One — $1,534 Student loan — $4,350.23 Sprint — $158.78 T-Mobile — $413 Orthodontist in Iowa (where Gabby trained when she was 14) — $408 The Chapter 13 filing, Hawkins has agreed to a monthly payment plan. She began making payments of $408/month back in February … to a trustee who will divy it up among her creditors. However, with Gabby’s new found fame and the potential to bring home the bacon for years to come, it’s likely her mother will never have to worry about bankruptcy or money problems ever again. You go Gabby! Source1 Source2
Gabby Douglas appeared on NBC’s Today show this morning, one day after the 16-year-old gymnast made Olympic history by becoming the first African-American woman to…
With the world in the thrall of another Olympiad, it’s time to dig up an appropriately athletic title from the vaults. And given the disastrous performance of U.S men’s gymnastics team in London, I will be doing my part to salve that psychic wound by drawing attention to an even bigger acrobatic disaster: the 1985 film Gymkata . The late, legendary Wide World of Sports anchor Jim McKay was renowned for bringing us what he called “the human drama of athletic competition,” and in that arena, the Olympics rarely disappoint. Gymkata , on the other hand, fails spectacularly. The drama is non-existent. The athletic display is jackhammered into the storyline, and the performances can be said to be many things, but human is not one of them. This is a gold-plated disaster, and it is one worthy of display. What exactly is Gymkata? The movie’s tag line describes it as “The skill of gymnastics. The kill of karate.” In reality, it was MGM’s unintentionally hilarious attempt to cash in on the excitement behind the gold-medal-winning U.S. Olympic Men’s gymnastics team of 1984 by building a clunky action/adventure movie around a buff gymnast and a fictional form of martial arts. To those ends, the studio cast a once-promising athlete Kurt Thomas, to star in the picture. Thomas had been expected to win gold at the 1980 games in Moscow, but the United States’ boycott of those games scuttled those chances. I’d love to know what Thomas considers more disappointing: being denied his Olympic dream or his appearance in this movie. Handsome athlete in hand, MGM grafted on the action/adventure angle by optioning a pulpy 1957 novel, The Terrible Game , by Dan Tyler Moore, hiring an unproven TV writer Charles Robert Carner to script it and a chop-sockey film director, Robert Clouse, to helm it. All that was left was to slap an action mullet on Thomas and yell, “Action!” The movie begins with slow-mo footage of Jonathon Cabot (Thomas) performing on the horizontal bar, intercut with shots of stampeding horsemen pursuing a lone individual. This man is chased to a ravine and as he tries to cross by suspended rope he is shot with an arrow and plunges to his death. We learn that this was Cabot’s father, and soon Jonathon is being recruited by the U.S. government to join a new fighting corps because he’s needed to infiltrate the country of Parmistan — an Eastern-bloc nation, possibly known for its hard cheese — where the government wants to establish our satellite defense shield. Jonathon is told that once he infiltrates Parmistan, he needs to compete in a centuries-old contest called “The Game”, where the winner is rewarded with his life, and one request. His training is overseen by Princess Rubali, who is said to be an expert at The Game. This designation is dubious at best given that nobody has won The Game in 900 years. Cabot’s training is even more unconvincing, although highly entertaining. Walking up staircases on his hands turns out to be a key form of training, if only so that the camera can linger on Thomas’ crotch as he repeatedly practices this skill. Predictably, Cabot and the mostly mute Princess hook up and once he’s fully trained, then head to Parmistan, where faster than you can say “freshly grated,” they encounter trouble. The Princess is kidnapped, and Cabot engages in the first of numerous skirmishes using his newfound Gymkata skills. Thomas is also given plenty of opportunities to elude danger using a combination of vaulting, floor exercises and other gymnastic skills. And yes, things get even more ri-damned-diculous: In one scene, Cabot uses a crude pommel horse that he just happens to come across to dispatch a crowd of attackers as they come at hi in take-a-number fashion. Once, the Game portion of this train wreck gets underway, Gymkata becomes even more incoherent and contradictory. Despite repeated claims that there are strict rules to the Game, they are repeatedly ignored. And, at one point, Thomas undercuts his stoic leading-man aura by whining about how other contestants are cheating. Late in picture, Cabot learns that his father did not die from the arrow that found him at the beginning of the movie — only to see his pops take another shaft. “Just win,” father tells son before he drops for a second time. A climactic battle follows where Jonathon eventually snaps his opponent’s neck with his thighs of steel. The victorious Cabot rides into town with his still-breathing father, who apparently is harder to kill than the dismembered Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail . Jonny wins the Game, gets the girl and is reunited with his now sieve-like father, but the filmmakers can’t leave well enough alone. A title card then states the Ronald Reaganesque reason that the ending is truly happy: “In 1985 The First Early Warning Earth Station Was Placed in Parmistan For The U.S. Star Wars Defense Program.” If watching athletes who are more fit, skilled and graceful than you’ll ever be leaves you with a feeling of inferiority, then Gymkata is your remedy. If the flailings of a onetime Olympic hopeful trapped in a hapless, incompetent production don’t make you feel superior, they will at least make you laugh like a champion. Follow Movieline on Twitte r.
Miley Cyrus has said little in the wake of her engagement to Liam Hemsworth , with the exception of an excited Tweet that thanked all fans for their well wishes. But the 19-year old fiancee has now seemingly spoken out and sent a message that we can only interpret as: This is what Liam will be coming home to every night for the rest of his life! How else to view the following Twit pic, released by Cyrus yesterday? Miley has never been one to shy away from flaunting her body or her opinions on Twitter. A week prior to posting this photo, the singer/actress showed off a new button on her shirt, one that espoused her views on gay marriage and equality . You gotta hand it to Cyrus for so often putting herself out there, whether it comes to politics or cleavage.
