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Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

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Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal. A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement… She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation… Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day

Naya Rivera Bra for Latina Magazine of the Day

One Glee cast smoked heroin to death, another one is has fully made her conversion from tranny to chick…and the Mexican one is dabbling in being a half naked bitch in photoshoots…because half naked is the kind of shit that gets your pop tart existence noticed…and luckily it’s the kind of promotion I can get behind and endorse because it helps some of you get off but more importantly it helps young girls into Glee realize getting in their bra is what will get you famous..and we need

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Naya Rivera Bra for Latina Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens in some Panty Photoshoot of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet… It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be… Who cares.

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Vanessa Hudgens in some Panty Photoshoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

This Sara Sampaio is obviously the replacement for Adriana Lima reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and I am a fan….even in shitty Catalog shots…

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Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Throwback Fat Ass Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian polluted the internet with a throwback picture of her ass in a tight dress being shot for Terry Richardson…because I guess those were her glory days…before the world realized she was fat…or maybe cuz she thinks this is a really hot pic of herself…there’s no reason for this…but I’ll still draw attention to it…cuz I got nothing else to do….motherfucker.

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Kim Kardashian’s Throwback Fat Ass Pic of the Day

Zimany Linda Modeling Lingerie of the Day

She’s Croatian….and I am only posting this shit cuz she looks like some stripper, mail order catalog star…all low budget…tacky and trashy…despite having her very own WIKIPEDIA PAGE….and tacky and trashy…dated and as boring as a girl named Zimany can be half naked…is kinda my fucking thing.

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Zimany Linda Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Georgia Salpa Modeling Lingerie of the Day

I still don’t know who Georgia Salpa is, where she came from, why people care about her, how she established her fan base, but I am going to assume it has something to do with how she’s dressed in these pics…all half naked and whorish….which is a good thing for those of us who like half naked and whorish women….which is pretty much all of us…which is a good thing for Georgia Salpa cuz it’s all she has going for her….but luckily..that’s enough…cuz I’ll tel you her clown face isn’t doing much for her…luckily it’s all about the body.

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Georgia Salpa Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Pam Anderson is a Vegas Stripper of the Day

I kinda appreciate Pam Anderson’s never give up attitude….It’s like she had no talent, no skill, no experience back when she launched her career, but still mananged to make a huge success out of it, and even if her beauty is dying as fast as her liver, she’s still willing to hit up gigs at Vegas strip clubs, where she whores out like she’s not in her 50s, half naked and on all fours, and that is hysterical…..it’s like going to a middle aged costume party on Halloween….only to see so many women half naked…who shouldn’t be half naked….it may not give boners…but it does make for good times…. I’d say she should give up….but where is the fun in that.

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Pam Anderson is a Vegas Stripper of the Day