Here’s a little Kate Hudson belly in a bikini….Because this is what the world needs more of…Kate Hudson half naked….because everyone else has already fucked her. She’s the daughter of a a celebrity who became a celebrity on her own, and in the process burned through as many dudes as she could…as long as they were famous…making me assume this is just a shell, and everything inside her, trying to push out of her, you know memories of random actors, and what’s left of her soul… She must be 40 by now, a mom of two, and when put in that context…alright…I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, I am like a widower, trying to keep the memory of my loved one alive… It’s like I know that anything I do, will not bring her back to the living state she was once in…you know where people cared about her, and more than just a core group of weirdos, but rather the entire industry…they probably destroyed the little amount of soul she had, after her parents sold her off, turning her into the train wreck that she is… She’s pretty much dead, old, washed up, forgotten and will never make a comeback, she’s just not talented enough and no one cares enough to bother with her… So here are her legs, for the memories of the good times, without the scabs and bruises you’d expect..because I can’t get over her… But the good news is that every time I leave my house, I see a mother whoring out her daughter, sometimes with a photographer in tow, or acting as a photographer, sometimes in bikini, doing these cheesy self produced photoshoots,for what I know is their social media…because as long as there is an entertainment industry, there will be parents who think their kids belong in it…so what that all means, is who the fuck needs Lohan…I guess the answer is no one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics.. Either way, here she is… The post Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think there’s anything really exciting about Adriana Lima. She is an old, even washed up Brazilian model who made it in the early 2000s and now gets overpaid to spend a day getting her picture taken…two decades laters… She is known for her lingerie and bikini half naked modeling, but I guess now that she’s expired, they’ve decided to put her in sunglasses…which as it turns out may cover up her haggard over 30 year old, probably botoxed face…and mom body…but clothed makes her a hell of a lot less interesting than when she poses in lingerie and bikinis, even if her in lingerie and bikini body isn’t as good as it used to be…I’ll still look at half naked over whatever is going on here… I have no idea why I feel this is important to post, because I don’t..it just kind of happened. The post Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime… Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…
Gigi Paris did a topless jeans campaign a few months ago. She’s not famous, she’s a low end model, the discount bargain basement bin model, just trying to make it, that’s what she gave herself such a silly fucking name, and I guess she booked some catalog work, which although pays well enough to pay your rent pretty consistently, and if you’re good you’re in once a week, but that is boring, low grade, work…that if it wasn’t half naked in picture, I’d suggest you don’t bother looking at it…but since it is half naked, and her ass is this good, I would suggest…staring at it…because why the fuck not…I mean lets be real, what the fuck else are you doing today… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Nadja Auermann is some old as fuck, at least if you consider 43 old as fuck, which I do when it comes to women, because as far as I am concerned their vaginas are sewn up at 30 and no longer count as being women since they are unfuckable in my fantasies, even if they are technically fuckable, because of their horniness and the fact that they are easier to get to bed than the under 30s who don’t have a complex about being 30…or kids…but I guess in Nadja Auermann’s case her vagina may be sewn up at 30, not as figurative imagery that I painted for you, but because she’s German, and Germans are into weird fetishes, from scat to Leather, which all stems from their pragmatic society… Doesn’t matter, she’s in lingerie for Vogue Germany and these are the pics.
The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten… That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….
The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten… That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….
#452501470 / gettyimages.com Every summer the people who put on New York Fashion week, also put on a bikini fashion week, because bikinis are amazing and deserve their own week, set in Miami. It’s a solid excuse for the business people to get to the beaches of Florida, and an even better excuse to get girls half naked, on stage, by pretending it is fashion and not erotica or striptease…even though they are half naked… So all the bikini models, and aspiring bikini models..from low level to top level…and all the photographers…from low level to top level…congregate…get half naked…and get wasted together.. I wasn’t invited because I am an outsider no one notices…but luckily I can still jerk off to the pics – and not risk getting arrested…it’s better like this… There are thousands of pics from the week, I just chose the first 10 because they had helmets on and I liked it. #452505318 / gettyimages.com #452505312 / gettyimages.com #452504954 / gettyimages.com #452504322 / gettyimages.com #452504282 / gettyimages.com #452502254 / gettyimages.com #452502098 / gettyimages.com #452500782 / gettyimages.com #452505154 / gettyimages.com
