It’s my favorite time of year again: Halloween, which turns into a week-long excuse for hot nobodies across the globe to dress even sexier than usual. And here’s the OG hot nobody Audrina Patridge helping kick things off leaving the Glee Halloween party in Hollywood. And while I can’t really tell you what Audrina is dressed as here, I’m pretty sure she went as the girl of my dreams. Yow. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Katy Perry has a major reason to set off some fireworks today: The singer is now 30 years old! 33 Hottest Katy Perry Photos 1. Katy Perry Nude GIF Katy Perry in nude, GIF form. That right there is just phenomenal stuff. Will the artist head down to Mississippi to celebrate? She was featured on an edition of ESPN Gameday from that state a few weeks ago and appeared to have an epic time after Old Miss defeated Alabama. One of the more fun-loving stars out there, Perry may not have much time to enjoy this special milestone. She will reportedly be featured at the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show , meaning she may be hard at work already on a set that will blow away the 100 million-plus viewers who will be tuning in for the big game. First, however, rumors have stated she may throw it down with a $4 million 30th birthday party . Hey, you only turn this age once, right?!? We’ll let you know if that becomes a reality. In the meantime, go ahead and send in your best wishes to Perry while we honor the singer in the most appropriate way we can think of: Via cleavage shots! 25 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage 1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.
Halloween is just around the corner, but if you still haven’t figured out a costume, worry not – we’ve got your covered. You can always check out our list of unorthodox “sexy” Halloween costumes , if you want to got the revealing route. Of course, if the cat ears and underwear look isn’t for you, why not just steal an idea from a celebrity? 13 Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes 1. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus has selected her Halloween costume. She’s going as Lil Kim. What do you think? Now, you’ll want to be careful about who you draw inspiration from on this list. For example, Rihanna did some sort of sexy zombie thing last year, but that’s not the kind of thing most people can pull off. As a rule, rotting flesh isn’t sexy. Oh, and when we mentioned Nicki Minaj in the headline, we meant the celebrity who went as Nicki Minaj. We can’t stress this enough: if you wear Nicki Minaj’s Halloween costume from last year, you will get arrested for indecent exposure. As for the guys – yes, Tom Brady dressed as the Cowardly Lion, but that’s really the kind of thing you can only get away with if you have three Super Bowl rings or, like…you were on Seal Team 6 or something. For the average dude, we recommend sticking to something that’s more like your regular wardrobe. Like when Kanye West went as Batman . It was perfect, because he dresses in all black and wears a mask on a typical Tuesday. And, as always, don’t even attempt anything worn by Heidi Klum. As the only person with multiple entries on our list, Heidi is officially the queen of Halloween . We have no idea how she’s that hot the other 364 days of the year, but somehow makes herself look hilarious and terrifying on October 31. That’s skill.
P.J. Soles , Rose McGowan , Chelan Simmons , Crystal Lowe , and several others dish on their famous horror movie death scenes in an interesting new piece at Vulture.com . Hit the jump for more pics and info…
So, you wanna be Ariana Grande this Halloween? Well, you’re in luck. Not only have we devoted our entire October to helping you dress as your faves like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Rihanna and Miley Cyrus this All Hallows’ Eve, but Ari just might be the easiest to pull together a costume… Read more »
Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass.. But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…
Today in TMI: Dean McDermott’s spank bank was once loaded with images of his then-teenage future wife! You’re welcome! Yes, even though Dean cheats on Tori these days, he claims he couldn’t get enough of her back in the days when she was on Beverly Hills, 90210. Way back then, Dean was just a lonely teen using self-administered friction to keep himself warm in the frozen tundra of Toronto … Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two. “I used to watch 90210 because I had a crush on Tori,” Dean said on last night’s enthralling, not at all scripted True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 . “Tori on 90210 gave me a lot of things for my imagination … For me to use when I would do certain things that young men do.” Gross. Anyway, now everything makes so much more sense: Dean allegedly cheated with Emily Goodhand. We always thought Emily Goodhand sounds like a fake name – now we know the moniker was inspired by Dean’s late-night wank sessions. On last night’s episode, Tori supposedly saw a photo of Emily Goodhand for the first time. Naturally, the viewing audience did not get to see said photo and now we now why … it was probably just a picture of Dean’s right hand! So all this time, Tori and Dean have been faking an affair (allegedly) for the sake of their reality show, which is now in its second season on Lifetime. They’ve gone to all this trouble to keep it a secret, and just like that, Dean goes and… shows his hand. Sorry, it had to be done. They just make it too easy. True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.
A man was found overboard on NCIS Season 12 Episode 5 , his body discovered 60 miles from the nearest ship. On NCIS Season 12 Episode 6 next Tuesday, however, Tony is the one who may be going over… to a new woman! Awkward segue aside, the point remains valid, as you can see in the official CBS trailer for “Parental Guidance Suggested.” NCIS Season 12 Episode 6 Promo Fans can look forward to the NCIS squad looking into the murder of a Navy commander’s wife during the hour, as they attempt to answer an important question: Was she killed due to her occupation of a therapist? Or was it an act of terrorism, considering the commander’s name on a Jihadist target list? Meanwhile, the team will also have a chat about both Halloween costumes… and Tony’s recent dating habits. Ziva is gone, after all, is it time for him to truly move on? Check out the latest promo above and watch NCIS online below in order to be caught up with television’s highest-rated show: Watch NCIS Season 12 Episode 5 Online