Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party… Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit… I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rebecca Romijn Wrinkles is the new Rebecca Romijn Stamos…this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, you get old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that if you cum on her properly, that shit will fester in the crevices of her face for at least 3 showers…and there is something erotic about that, I mean not to me, but to anyone with a geriatric fetish. You know those diaper changing orderlies who either jerk off to the elderly they wipe down, or worse, have sex with them because they won’t tell you as they appreciate the fuck, and no one will believe them if they told anyway, because it would take a sick fuck to participate in that kind of behavior..coupled with the whole Alzheimers.. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer… I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard. I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.
Ebola has come to the United States. Over the past several weeks, the disease has infected its first patients in America, with a nurse named Nina Pham recently contracting it it after treating another victim. But even though it’s deadly, and even though it’s very recently taken lives close to come, Ebola is very much in the news. And that means it’s ripe for Halloween! Ebola Halloween Costume: Actually for Sale! Yes, multiple costume shops are selling Ebola Hazmat Suits for October 31. Jonathan Weeks – chief executive of BrandsOnSale, which is selling an Ebola containment suit costume for $79.99 – tells the Associated Press that he doesn’t want to “stray away from anything that’s current or controversial” when offering options to his patrons. (Kim Kardashian, meanwhile, is reportedly terrified of Ebola and has ordered Hazmat suits for her entire family, unrelated to Halloween.) It’s not unusual, of course, for articles of clothing to elicit controversy. To wit: 14 Controversial Articles of Clothing 1. Vintage Kent State Shirt Urban Outfitters actually put a shirt for sale that it called “vintage” and which recalled a massacre at Kent State in 1970. But we now must ask: What do you think Ebola-inspired Halloween costumes? Yes, totally! Nah, it’s all in good fun! Hey, it’s better than dressing AS Ebola! View Poll »
The Grinch has nothing on Ali. ABC Family has unveiled an extended preview for the first ever Pretty Little Liars Christmas special, one awesomely titled “How the A Stole Christmas.” Based on an official network synopsis, along with the following promo, it looks as if the upcoming hour will center in part around the gals attending a masquerade ball, where good ol’ Alison shows up with brand new minions. And, yes, there’s someone there in a hooded cloak. Who could it be? Pretty Little Liars Christmas Episode Promo The Pretty Little Liars Christmas special is slated to air in December as part of ABC Family’s annual “25 Days of Christmas” celebration. This does sadly mean that the drama won’t feature its annual Halloween episode in 2014, though a behind-the-scene special titled “Pretty Little Liars: We Love You to DeAth,” will air on October 21. That’s something at least, right? Ashley Benson Cosmopolitan Spread 1. Ashley Benson Cosmopolitan Cover Hot damn! Ashley Benson heats up this cover of Cosmopolitan. Big time. Check out the above trailer to see what’s on tap; prepare for more Pretty Little Liars Season 4 episodes to air in 2015 and watch Pretty Little Liars online at any time via TV Fanatic.
Here’s a creepy shoot by Vogue Italia that I like to think is for Halloween, and that I figure I would challenge you all to masturbate, but figure you’ve already masturbated to so much weirder shit than a model dressed like a vintage mannequin, because you’re room is already filled with them because you found them in the dumpster and found them beautiful…and more affordable than the sex doll you were saving up for…I mean..in order to get you off – we will need to push things further than this – but I still think it’s cool…
Every Halloween, there’s always some creep lurking around a party in a horrifying mask trying to scare everyone, and guess what, dudes? This year it could be you! But to get a truly freaky ensemble, you gotta nail down those accessories. It’s the tiny details that really take your costume from kinda spooky to downright… Read more »
