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Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls… But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by… Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause… TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Is So Hot, She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know we’re all used to seeing  Hannah Ferguson here in a bikini, but her latest photoshoot proves that the SI Swimsuit model looks every bit as hot in lingerie too. I mean, not that any of us really had any doubts, but hey, it’s good to know for sure, right? And feel free to take as long as you need in order to be fully convinced. Personally, I think I might need the rest of the afternoon. Enjoy. » view all 30 photos

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson in Galore of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… ALl this to say, another SI model, another girl not making money as a model, another sugar daddy happy to have another girl to choose from who will fit into his agenda and meet requirements needed for him to bring her to events….and/or knock her up…like they were Andy Roddick and the countless other daddies to these girls…something I’ll never be, but I would still pay 25k an hour to have them sit on my face…because why the fuck not…right… The post Hannah Ferguson in Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson for SI Summer Series of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Sports Illustrated realizes that they should do a Swimsuit issue every month because it is the only thing that makes Sports Illustrated matter, especially after Victoria’s Secret secured a summer Swim show, like the Holiday lingerie show all the white trash who still watch TV get excited about…while the execs at SI are just shaking their fists in the air saying “this should be us”…. Anyway, her name is Hannah Ferguson, she’s one of their new models, and here she is in standard bikini pics that you’ve probably seen emulated by every single shameless girl on internet who poses like this on her instagram….only this one is a legit model…even though she’s not getting paid… The post Hannah Ferguson for SI Summer Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”… Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time…. To See All The Pics CLICK HERE The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are: Gigi Hadid Nina Agdal Hannah Ferguson Sara Sampaio Emily Ratajkowski Emily Didonato Samantha Hoopes Chanel Iman Hannah Davis Solveig Mork Hailey Clauson Rose Bertram Ashley Smith Kelly Rohrbach Robyn Lawley Erin Heatherton Kate Bock Ariel Meredith Genevieve Morton Irina Shayk Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen Jessica Gomes The athletes, since it is sports are: Ronda Rousey Caroline Wozniacki The pictures are: Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything The post Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Hannah Ferguson Is So Hot It Hurts

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Helen Flanagan went and dyed her hair, I’ve been on the lookout for a new favorite busty blonde to obsess over, and after this latest set of lingerie shots from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson , I think I might’ve found her. Because I’m definitely liking what I’ve been seeing so far from the super-hot Texan. And if you think these are good, you should check out Hannah’s Instagram . Trust me, it’ll make you forget you ever heard the name Kate Upton . Although it might also make you forget how to speak without drooling. » view all 65 photos

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Amazing Models for Salt and Air by Nicholas Routzen of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photographer Nicholas Routzen, has shot a 14 month calendar (Nov 1, 2014 – Dec 31, 2015) on the Vieques, Puerto Rico for Salt + Air. It features amazing models like Barbara Fialho, Abby Brothers, Hannah Ferguson, Kate Potter, and Yaya Kosikova. I see nipples…and love nipples…especially when they are nipples for charity because it makes me feel good when all proceeds support a not for profits Surf For Life . So get the Calendar for a good cause HERE …..because it will lead to future calendars with nipples and top level models…and we can never have too much of that… Hannah Ferguson Teaser: Abby Brothers and Barbara Fialho: Get the Calendar HERE . It is for a good cause…with tits…

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Hannah Ferguson Hot for GQ of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is some 40 year old Texan diner waitress, at least that’s what she looks like to me, but thanks to Guess and Sports Illustrated, she can pretend to be 24, a new face, and here to save the fucking world, one half naked picture at a time… I don’t think there’s anything all that interesting or good about her, but I guess any all American fake tit, blonde chick, will get some kind of play, especially when all these magazines and companies dip into the same talent pool, something these girls are used to, because the second they get published, all the rich dude penis comes at them erect throwing money… There are better girls out there, but her bare ass on a stool – inspires me…I mean as much as a bare ass on a stool can inspire

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