I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos
Hannah Ferguson is some hot rich kid – who thanks to the science of being a rich kid – their mom’s are usually gold diggers and the dad’s are into giving them all they want to make sure that they aren’t ugly… She’s managed to become a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson doesn’t need to pursue her dreams, because her trust fund does the working for her, and working for free for the publications is good way to pass the time and feed that ego… She’s in Ocean Drive – looking good – I like the way her booty pop….because I can appreciate a half naked girl…. The post Hannah Ferguson Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”….that’s the depth we’re dealing with here…the kind of girl trying to scam her way into money because she thinks she is hot and in being that commits to this instagram life… The whole thing is pretty lame, but what isn’t lame is tits, on a girl named BERIT, who despite sounding like a spy or mail order wife, is actually rumored to be American…because American is built on immigrants and their immigrant kids with immigrant names…sneaking their way in before the evil takeover they have planned…watch yourself, while I watch them TITS… The post Berit Birkeland Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a hard faced model who was put out by TRUMP models, not sure if TRUMP still owns the modeling agency, which is really just an escort agency for him to find pussy to stare at and be around, but that still does huge things in the world – like create Hannah Ferguson…the 10,000 dollar a night, will travel to 5 star hotels, low level…like real low level…sports illustrated model…oh no wait – that’s Samantha Hoopes… This one dates another model’s brother, but these girls are all a variation of a hooker, half naked, and I’m into that…it’s the girls who pretend they aren’t whores that annoy me….own that pussy, be that pussy, pose that pussy, fuck rich guys with that pussy…you deserve it.. I like it. The post Hannah Ferguson Weird Shoot for Triumph Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin , Chanel Iman , Chrissy Teigen , Gigi Hadid , Hailey Clauson , Hannah Ferguson , Nina Agdal , and Robyn Lawley , and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids… More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares.. The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves… The Worst.. The post Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
