Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement… This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense… So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing… The post Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking… Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped… I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks… I’ll post it anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad… So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established.. It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this… Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives… Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy… Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years… Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy… Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples… Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes…. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter) Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples… Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did… Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site….. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated models who doesn’t really matter, but who gets in a bikini, and we like bikinis…I hate these bikini shoots… The problem with Hannah Ferguson is that her only skill set is getting into a bikini, and for some reason people hire her based on that alone, but the fact is there are so many girls willing to do this for free – and they do do this for free…so why use this one who has been picked up by an agency and a magazine no one cares about…there’s no benefit to using her than the like thousands of other girls on Instagram with millions of followers who don’t have the ego, day rate, etc… If marketing people weren’t lazy and actually did their jobs, they would figure out that they could get 10 Hanna Ferguson’s for the price of Hannah Ferguson, they just won’t have a team behind them to make the contract insane…which is even better… The world has figured out that that there is no need for “bikini” models chosen by some archaic agency and some out of touch magazine but the brands are just fucking clueless… We got all kinds of girls in bikinis all day everyday…why is this one booking at least one job a year? It’s weird, but maybe SI makes their army of girls do free shoots for their advertisers…YOU never know… The post Hannah Ferguson Promoting Swimsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about where you guys live, but winter’s still dragging on over here in my mom’s basement. So I figured I’d do my part to get us all thinking warmer thoughts by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from SI Swimsuit model/total pants fire Hannah Ferguson . And I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling it already. In fact, I think I might even need to take my pants off. You know, to cool down. Get your minds out of the gutter. » view all 51 photos
Here’s one of my all-time favorite Instagram models Carmella Rose back with another super-hot photoshoot. And I guess this is her attempt at those fake-artsy black-and-white shoots we’re always seeing real models do for fashion mags. There’s only one problem: Carmella forgot to go topless. Which, as you all know, is the key to any good “classy” fashion photoshoot . Oh well. It’s a classic rookie mistake. I’m sure she’ll get it right next time. Here’s hoping anyway. » view all 18 photos
Alright, so I know that Super Bowl last night was pretty freaking epic, so I’m not going to say anything crazy in this post. Like that Hannah Ferguson ‘s teaser video for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is the greatest thing you’re going to see all year, or more exciting than the first overtime game in Super Bowl History. But I will say this: one of these things features a hot supermodel rolling around topless on the beach and the other featured sweaty dudes in shoulder pads rolling around on one another. I’ll let you do the math. » view all 15 photos
I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick… The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it… Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them… Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh man. I guess all these years of giving Maxim sh%t and saying how the fashion mags do hotter photoshoots than they do finally worked. Because this shoot they just did with busty SI supermodel Hannah Ferguson is one of the hottest things I’ve seen in weeks. It’s definitely hotter than anything Playboy ‘s done in months. Not that that’s saying much these days, but still. I’m impressed. Enjoy! And keep ’em coming, please.
Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated Instagram models who I think is on hooker program. But I could be confusing her with every single other sports illustrated model, or really all models….whether actually getting paid to get fucked…or they are fucking rich guys to get paid in the divorce – same thing…. Well she’s doing magical bullshit catalog shoots for brands making a little money without Sex, but with nipples so that people and I mean rich guys she’s trying to bang to get knocked up that she’s a working girl and not just a working girl! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Free People Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
