Selena Gomez is doing some vocal training, because I guess you can never be too good, not that Selena Gomez is that good, I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen or heard any of her shit…which I like to think is good thing… I like to assume that her stage Mother coordinated this, since kids are lazy as fuck, and she doesn’t want the money that she could have used on her college fund but rather spent on moving to LA, to stage mom proper, putting in work, and sucking the right exec dick to get her in at Disney, the happiest place on earth to the people they market to, and the best vocational program in the entertainment industry, if you want to be in the entertainment industry, where they churn out starlets… I am posting it because I find it kind of sweet and erotic, like a gentle whisper I can jerk off to because I am a high concept masturbator, and hardcore fucking doesn’t do it for me. I need black and white creepy erotica filled with face wide enough for even the biggest load…
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Selena Gomez Reads Poetry for Instagram of the Day
