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Extreme Corester of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This seems like totally normal fat chick with breast implant behavior, it’s like strap yourself into the hourglass figure you want, by shaping your fat and making it deposit in all the “right places” that still make you look fat, just freakish, because your waist is 23 inches, and the rest of you is 500 fucking pounds of donuts…weird. If you don’t like that kind of horror – here’s Tim Burton’s 1982 version of Hansel and Gretel…that aired on some Disney Channel on halloween 1983…

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Selena Gomez Reads Poetry for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is doing some vocal training, because I guess you can never be too good, not that Selena Gomez is that good, I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen or heard any of her shit…which I like to think is good thing… I like to assume that her stage Mother coordinated this, since kids are lazy as fuck, and she doesn’t want the money that she could have used on her college fund but rather spent on moving to LA, to stage mom proper, putting in work, and sucking the right exec dick to get her in at Disney, the happiest place on earth to the people they market to, and the best vocational program in the entertainment industry, if you want to be in the entertainment industry, where they churn out starlets… I am posting it because I find it kind of sweet and erotic, like a gentle whisper I can jerk off to because I am a high concept masturbator, and hardcore fucking doesn’t do it for me. I need black and white creepy erotica filled with face wide enough for even the biggest load…

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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Nudity of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Attention seeker, mentally unstable, internet nude model, turned Myspace superstar, turned MTV show host, money making, relevant despite being useless, turned lesbian with a dead lover, turned jewish convert, turned LESBIAN PORNSTAR , HARDCORE PORNSTAR , Tila Tequila , who I have actually met at least once, and who was very sweet and pleasant…despite having her fans attack me not the internet back when she had fans, because I guess any idiot who supported her then, and joined her “army” has gone on to forget she exists…because there is no loyalty..once your show gets cancelled..just posted this pic of her pregnancy…topless…and hardly hardcore…considering she just released an anal porn ….you would assume didn’t end in pregnancy, because that is the foundation of Anal… Either way, she shouldn’t give up on the PORNSTAR LIFE because she was good at it…in fact it is the only thing she’s been good at pretty much ever… I like to think this is a soft sell for her sex tape in a “see how Tila Tequila got this way” so GET HER SEX TAPE HERE

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Victoria’s Secret Models Singing Jingle Bells of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks…. That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy…. Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….

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