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Kim Kardashian’s Booty Needs A Serious Workout

I seem to see a hell of a lot more pictures of Kim Kardashian in hard working yoga pants getting her nails done than actually going to the gym. I may be wrong, but I think people care less about her nails and more about the size of her ever growing posterior. I think she needs to spend less time having asian ladies paint her toe nails and more time doing some deep knee bends. That thing is getting weird looking.

Rain Men: A History Of Men Making It Rain…And Damn Near Ruining Their Lives At The Strip Club

Strip clubs: where dreams live and die. These men have enjoyed the idea of making it rain for thick bums and lap dances. And they’ve made legendary contributions to hard working women across the country. Some went off without a problem…others caused some serious issues. Take a trip with us to the champagne room.

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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Multiple Personalities of the Day

Jessica Simpson, or one of her handlers, because clearly she’s a large animal, posted this picture to her Twitter calling it “United States of Tara”, I assume referencing the show and channeling it in this photoshoot showing off her multiple facial expressions, that in her retard mind represent multiple personalities, instead of the whole psychological aspect that it takes more than just making facial expressions to really make up multiple personality disorder…and here are her tits and fatness doing things fatness should never do in outfits fatness should never wear..can’t wait for the video.

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Erotica for Fashion of the Day

The model’s name is Maritza Veer. The photoshoot is for a magazine called FLATT Magazine that I’ve never heard of, but that I assume is for fashion, despite being softcore porn, they just didn’t tell the model that, they let her thing this was high concept shit, that made her an artist or a muse who helped an “artist” hoping to advance her career as a model, you know taking it to the next level by being so eager to work for the photographer….and doing whatever it takes…even though growing up she refused to get naked in pictures in the event she ever became a politician…cuz getting naked in pictures is for whores…something she’s convinced she’s not… And maybe she isn’t cuz I have a feeling she didn’t even get paid for this shit…I know a lot of girls who want to be models, all of them willing to get naked if there’s a hipster setting to make it not porno….Naked for the promise of personal gain working in fashion as a model instead of getting naked for money and the promise of personal gain working in the legit fashion world…makes for good fucking times… I cheapen everything…

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Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors. We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women…. We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

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Anja Rubik in her Underwear Promoting Something of the Day

I am a fan of Anja Rubik. I have posted pictures of HER NIPPLES, TITS, Cleavage, Half Nakedness a few times before…and I’m a fan. Maybe it’s gotta do with the communist, hard working to please “The Man” upbringing she had, or the fact that she escaped being in the sex trade or a circus performer , or even a hooker to the Czar or whoever ran the USSR….. But I think it’s just got to do with me liking girls who get half naked in picture/video…whatever the motivation is…whether fame, fortune, exposure, attention seeking, prevention of being deported, it’s all good to me…

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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Come Out

After a day in which we saw Kim Kardashian’s massive ass stuffed into some extremely hard working spandex leggings, it nice to see her comeback and distract us with some shots of her big fat boobies. Well done. I’ve said it before that Kim boobs get overlooked far too often. Anyhow, here she is leaving some restaurant the other night in a nice little peek-a-boo dress. I doubt that’s what these dresses are called, but anything with a hole in it specifically for body parts to stick out should be called peek-a-boo. Like the shorts I wear to yoga class.

JWoWW aka Jenni Farley’s Hard Working Bra

I try very hard to keep trash like the Jersey Shore skanks off my site, but this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chicks boobs have gotten my attention. I’d like to talk about something else, but her busted face and thick legs leave me no choice. Here they are at some nail salon stuffed nicely into a hard working sports bra. The only good thing that will come from this show is that JWoWW is such a retarded nickname that you know that crap is going to be with her until she’s a fat orange old lady somewhere in Newark.

Kelly Brook’s Classy Cleavage

I’m not going to bore you with details about where Kelly Brook is walking to or what’s she’s doing, but I would like to point out her classy/sexy cleavage. I think this should become typical work place attire for today’s hard working woman, unless you’re a fat chick in which case the standard queen sized bed-sheet with a neck hole cut out of it will do. Just a suggestion.

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